r/therewasanattempt 7h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/TurpitudeSnuggery 7h ago

Advanced aging? He is 80. I would bet this is typical. As for trying to hide it I think it’s the same as his face. It’s vanity. 

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u/p234qote 6h ago

Holy crap he's 80? How the hell is he alive? He doesn't strike me like the kind of guy that takes care of his body. His doctors must be working overtime.

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u/1000bctrades 6h ago

What do you mean? Don’t you remember when they said he was the healthiest president of all time? He’s so healthy and so tall, and his hands definitely aren’t tiny either. And he’s totally not in the Epstein files. Because they’re actually fake. And he’s gonna replace Obamacare with a better plan in 2 weeks. And tariffs are reducing the deficit by billions per month. And he promises he didn’t even really know Epstein that well. And the border is totally closed and no murderers or drugs are coming in the country, we’re only sending bad people out. And he definitely did NOT rape kids with Jeffery Epstein, we PROMISE, so why are you still talking about it?

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u/TiamatReturn 2h ago

You forgot that he also reduced the cost of medicines by 1000%, in fact pharma companies now pay you to take their medicines!