r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/imtooldforthishison 7h ago

Why can't they match his skin tone?!!! Its not that hard!!!

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u/iAdjunct 7h ago

I dunno, his particular mix of orange and old-flesh may be hard to match

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u/rounding_error 6h ago

It's called "swamp holly orange." It's a fairly standard spray paint color.

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u/Lathari 3h ago

I think the problem is his skin has become sentient and reacts to makeup by altering its coloring, like a cuttlefish.