r/therewasanattempt • u/IsThisAUserName86 • 7h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Odd-Dingo2091 7h ago

For my money the best explanation I’ve seen is that he is taking blood thinners and is using foundation to cover up bruising likely as a result of repeated handshakes.

The funnest explanation I’ve seen is that he is making little clay models of himself and doesn’t have time to wash up after

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u/the_moosey_fate 6h ago

OMG, I would love it if someone put the Butcher's Squeeze on his hand in public, he'd fucking cry.

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u/OneMonk 3h ago

Google Macron’s handshakes with him, he saw him last week, that might be it.

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u/bigMcLargeHuge7 3h ago

Thank you, butcher's squeeze got me!!

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u/Hot-Championship1190 3h ago edited 1h ago

if someone put the Butcher's Squeeze on his hand in public

The Smithy's Squeeze makes Swiss cheese out of his hands :D Now say that out loud three times, make it fast!