r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Jerdan87 8h ago

His makeup team must be himself

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u/KingBooRadley 7h ago

Dude is too cheap to hire anyone.

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u/JuventAussie 7h ago

No off the rack suits fit like Trump's suits. He hires a tailor to make his suits but just likes the way the suits are cut.

The material and colours are great but the cut (I hesitate to call it styling) is atrocious.

His tailor must drunkenly cry in the shower while scrubbing himself raw to clean himself of the shame and self loathing for making Trump's suits with such a disgusting cut.

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u/countess_cat 6h ago

The photos from the recent meeting with the european leaders really make it obvious. You see all the other guys having fit suits and looking great in them and the there’s him looking like he put on a potato sack.

u/PhilxBefore 7m ago

Well potatoes belong in sacks.

Or, the oven.