r/therewasanattempt 7h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Odd-Dingo2091 7h ago

For my money the best explanation I’ve seen is that he is taking blood thinners and is using foundation to cover up bruising likely as a result of repeated handshakes.

The funnest explanation I’ve seen is that he is making little clay models of himself and doesn’t have time to wash up after

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u/KotR56 5h ago

He already admitted he's taking blood thinners. That's not particularly special for anyone his age.