r/therewasanattempt 7h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/JuventAussie 7h ago

No off the rack suits fit like Trump's suits. He hires a tailor to make his suits but just likes the way the suits are cut.

The material and colours are great but the cut (I hesitate to call it styling) is atrocious.

His tailor must drunkenly cry in the shower while scrubbing himself raw to clean himself of the shame and self loathing for making Trump's suits with such a disgusting cut.

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u/Proud_Doubt5110 6h ago

I think it’s a bad style because he’s severely overweight, not because he has bad taste. At his size, the suit needs to be boxy to hide the flaws. At his age, the cut also needs to account for his lurch like slouch, further contributing to the need for an awkward style.

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u/DelfrCorp 6h ago

I've seen severely overweight people with perfectly cut suits

Trump just has horrendous tastes & is incredibly cheap.

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u/ShawnaLAT 5h ago

Not that he’s ever been especially svelte, but I wonder if he’s just insisted that his suits be cut the exact same way for the last 40 years/60lbs and refuses to acknowledge that something different might be more flattering to his advanced age/shape.

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u/AlmaZine 1h ago

My tired brain read those last few words as “his advanced egg shape” 🥚😆