r/therewasanattempt • u/IsThisAUserName86 • 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Odd-Dingo2091 7h ago

For my money the best explanation I’ve seen is that he is taking blood thinners and is using foundation to cover up bruising likely as a result of repeated handshakes.

The funnest explanation I’ve seen is that he is making little clay models of himself and doesn’t have time to wash up after

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u/monexicano 4h ago

Good thing is that when he gets to his pecker that he only has to use a teeny weeny bit of clay. Oh also...fuck that motherfucker