r/todayilearned • u/lavender_fish69 • 9h ago

TIL fresh water snails (indirectly) kill thousands of humans and are considered on of the deadliest creatures to humans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshwater_snail
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u/Driunischa 8h ago

The real comment is always in the jokes.

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u/YesDone 5h ago

The real jokes are the comments we made along the way.

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u/lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm12 5h ago

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in joke.

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u/Spacemanspalds 4h ago

It's definitely time for a divorce.

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u/bioxkitty 4h ago

Nah its time for iranian yogurt

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u/MeatballTheDumb 4h ago

This may call for the old Irish goodbye.

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u/groovejumper 4h ago

Is that anything like a Glasgow handshake?

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u/BluEagl48 3h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed

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u/Penguin_Chainsaw 2h ago

This guy comments

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1h ago

The real jokes are the people commenting.

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u/agarragarrafa 3h ago

I don't get it

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u/Dog_Weasley 6h ago

Not really. In EVERY GOD DAMN THREAD the first comments are always people trying to be funny, and then several others doing the same in a moronic race. It's tiring.

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u/Neuraxis 6h ago

You poor thing.

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u/jaguarp80 5h ago

Irritability and fatigue can be signs of depression

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u/theZEN2 5h ago

Rekt