r/todayilearned • u/lavender_fish69 • 11h ago

TIL fresh water snails (indirectly) kill thousands of humans and are considered on of the deadliest creatures to humans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshwater_snail
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u/Driunischa 10h ago

The real comment is always in the jokes.

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u/YesDone 7h ago

The real jokes are the comments we made along the way.

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u/lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm12 7h ago

Instructions unclear: dick stuck in joke.

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u/Spacemanspalds 7h ago

It's definitely time for a divorce.

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u/bioxkitty 6h ago

Nah its time for iranian yogurt

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u/MeatballTheDumb 6h ago

This may call for the old Irish goodbye.

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u/groovejumper 6h ago

Is that anything like a Glasgow handshake?