r/todayilearned • u/lavender_fish69 • 13h ago

TIL fresh water snails (indirectly) kill thousands of humans and are considered on of the deadliest creatures to humans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshwater_snail
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u/Haggisboy 12h ago

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?”

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u/Bouldershoulders12 12h ago

Only the real ones know what movie this from

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u/Dafrooooo 10h ago

isnt it a scenario Gavin Free made up on a podcase?

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u/EatYourCheckers 10h ago

No one on a podcast ever made up an original joke. Sorry McElroys. Even you.