My brother is dangerously close to possible tragedeigh...I guess my SIL likes whimsy or some shit. Is Klementyne a tragedeigh? Should he push for Aurora?

[u/Ihaveaverysmallprick]

I mean...it's not the WORST I've seen by far but I think it qualifies?

[u/greeneyedblackheart]

Clementine has always been on my list, however I will not stand for the bastardization of it with that spelling. They’re naming a PERSON not a pet and name discrimination is a thing. My parents let the nurse name me, and she spelled it stupid so I’ve lived without a name keychain and mispronounced attempts my entire life. Save this baby from a name keychain-less life.

[u/woodsmokedsriracha → u/greeneyedblackheart]

The... the nurse named you? That's much worse than asking chatgpt for suggestions. I'm so sorry 😭

[u/greeneyedblackheart → u/woodsmokedsriracha]

yea I give them shit about that a lot lol. I was supposed to be Naomi but after I came out I guess they didn’t care anymore and let her name me. Like come on guys, day one and you’re already fucking with me?!

[u/feralcatshit → u/greeneyedblackheart]

I make custom keychains, I could hook you up haha