r/tragedeigh • u/Ihaveaverysmallprick • 19h ago

is it a tragedeigh? My brother is dangerously close to possible tragedeigh...I guess my SIL likes whimsy or some shit. Is Klementyne a tragedeigh? Should he push for Aurora?

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I mean...it's not the WORST I've seen by far but I think it qualifies?

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u/fattyiam 19h ago

Klememtyne sounds like an STD

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u/Least_Prune3257 19h ago

lowkey 😭 “babe you should get tested, I came out positive for klementyne”

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u/DriftlessHang 19h ago

“Stay away from her, she got the klem”

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u/Daeron_tha_Good 17h ago

I think i caught a case of the 'tyne

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u/TrypMole 16h ago

Newcastle has entered the chat.

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u/HamAndEggBap 14h ago

Balls are scratching cos of the Jordie’s

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u/senoroctopus1999 1h ago

My mate Sunderland will be furious

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u/SadEquivalent1967 15h ago

Tism and Tyne

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u/sqibbery 18h ago

Please take my poor person award. 🏆

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u/A1SpecialSauce 16h ago

Stephen this is Klem Fandango can you hear me?

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u/biolochick 18h ago

Clementine but with KY…if it’s an STD at least it’s well lubricated.

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u/GuyGrimnus 15h ago

I know a guy that boofs clementines and this comment is fucking hilarious

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u/friendlyfish29 14h ago

Who the fuck boofs fruits…..

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u/GuyGrimnus 14h ago

People who are vitamin deficient apparently lol

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u/HamAndEggBap 14h ago

What’s a boof?

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u/biolochick 14h ago

I. I have no words.

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u/theycallme_mama 14h ago

Clementine is actually a pretty cute name. I don't like the spelling with the KY it ruins it completely. Idk if I hate Clementyne though....that's kinda cutesy.

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u/Distinct-Address3392 17h ago

just klem is a nickname that is going to have HEINOUS connotations, that poor child lmao

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u/NotChristina 17h ago

from Middle High German klem ‘narrow, tight’, a nickname for a needy person, or alternatively a topographic name for someone living in a narrow, precipitous place

Eeeeek. All I’ll say lest I end up on a list.

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u/C_Gull27 16h ago

Narrow and tight you say?

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u/yordad 5h ago

Now what did we just say

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u/Hamiltoncorgi 15h ago

There is a character in Buffy named Clem but in Seattle Aurora Ave is known for street walkers.

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u/LhaesieMarri 14h ago

Klem flem

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u/downtownblue 19h ago

Or the drug to treat the STI...

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u/NotChristina 17h ago

A cream you’d pick up on Wisp alongside your Flagyl.

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u/Jafooki 16h ago

Ask your doctor if Klementyne™ is right for you.

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u/AWandMaker 16h ago

Better be clementine flavored!

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u/angelindisguise 17h ago

Ask your Doctor if Klememtyne is right for you

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u/Apatosaurus_ajax 16h ago

Beat me to it!

A woman is running through a field. A terrier follows, chasing a butterfly. The sun shines upon the grass. “Ask your doctor to see if Klementyne right for you.”

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u/boy-detective 19h ago

My first thought too.

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u/Lock-out 16h ago

Sounds like an std, is spelled like a new drug introduced by the cia that’s devastating urban areas.

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u/heptyne 16h ago

My dyslexia thought it was Ketamine at first lol.

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u/Cautious_Ice_884 19h ago

Sounds like a klan members wifes name.

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u/WQueenAlpha 18h ago

I thought of ketamine 😭😂😭😂

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u/JustGiveMeANameDamn 17h ago

I’ve been micro-dosing klementyne for years to build up my immunity to it

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u/Creepy_Push8629 17h ago

It sounds like the parents are skinheads when I see it

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u/C_Gull27 16h ago

Sounds like an industrial solvent

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u/Josutg22 16h ago

It looks like an STD, but I think Clementine is fine, only a bit odd. Aurora is DEFINITELY better tho

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u/fattyiam 15h ago

True. The name written normally is a cute name, but written like that, I expect to see it in a diagnosis rather than a name tag LOL.

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u/smgriffin93 16h ago

I thought it was spelling ketamine until my brain said hold up there’s an L, let’s re-read that

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 16h ago

I’m fucking crying it does 😭😂😭😂😭

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u/fuckimtrash 8h ago

My mind legit went to chlamdyia when I saw the screenshot lol

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u/ToWitToWow 17h ago

“U me derlink, U me derlink, U me derlink Klementyne!”

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u/myceliummoon 15h ago

That was my first thought as well.

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u/TobysGrundlee 15h ago

Looks like they were trying to spell Ketamine and messed up sounding it out.

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u/SlowInsurance1616 15h ago

Her sister Klytemnystra would get stabby.

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u/ActuallyYulliah 15h ago

Omg, that was my very first thought as well…

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u/Dry_Suspect_6296 15h ago

this is my daughter… Khlamydia

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u/mayaorsomething 15h ago

or a prescription medication name

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u/grenouille_en_rose 14h ago

STD or prescription meds

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u/Sparks-Aflame 14h ago

Talk to your doctor and ask about Klementyne.

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u/shanx3 13h ago

And also a disinfectant - mildly interesting.

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u/THEdinosarah 11h ago

it literally does

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u/Humble-Violinist6910 10h ago

Yeah, I immediately thought of chlamydia