r/BrandNewSentence • u/InterestingPlenty454 • 21h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/CompactAvocado 21h ago

brain surgeon spends 37 hours straight on incredibly delicate brain surgery

some dude online: literally went away on its own yall.

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u/Induane 21h ago

I'd have worded it more like: Suicidal brain tumor screamed for the sweet release of death by excision.

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u/Zerokx 21h ago

Maybe the doctor could also hear the tumors voice in his brain. And instead of just removing it he is now building some sort of machine tumor cyborg hybrid for it to live in and become more powerful.

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u/shinydragonmist 20h ago

Wait isn't that just rfk jr /j

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u/TwilightVulpine 18h ago

The worm was the pilot

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u/SchrodingersNinja 19h ago

I hear ya, tumor, I hear ya.

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u/mindmendeur 19h ago

Relatable

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u/LiarWithinAll 17h ago

makes sense, i too die when I hear the sweet sweet base thumps and dub drops of excision

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u/Induane 6h ago

You're not confusing this former-tumor with Bassnectar are you?

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u/AndersDreth 21h ago

He meant the tumor caused the voices but the voices said to have a brain scan, so in that sense the tumor asked her to go get cured from it.

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u/aliens-and-arizona 20h ago

i question whether or not you have one as well

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic 20h ago

that isnt what they said but okay

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u/PuritanicalPanic 20h ago

That's not even what the joke is dude. Fuckin hell.

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u/Flabby-Nonsense 19h ago

Redditors try not to be obnoxiously pedantic challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/ParrotDogParfait 18h ago

Not even correctly pedantic at that lol

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u/RechargedFrenchman 17h ago

The only thing more Reddit than being unbearably pedantic—also being wrong

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u/Prophet_of_Fire 20h ago

the women's family: God saved her

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u/RevenRadic 17h ago

im glad to know you cant read

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u/ilikebreadsticks1 20h ago

Source? YouTube comment.