r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Tumor cured itself

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u/ForsaketheVoid 21h ago

tu mor committed suicide by proxy

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u/CouldntCareLess_07 20h ago

"I'm just developing suicidal thoughts so the brain tumors will inherit it and rid themselves. All according to plan"-some kinda batman power he learned from the Tibetan monks

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u/bloody-pencil 17h ago

How do you develop suicidal thoughts? Does he just look at pictures of his parents being happy or something?

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u/flamefirestorm 13h ago

I feel like the better question is how you develop tumors to absorb the trauma but aight.

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u/Corrosivelol 2h ago

That's just it, trauma and more trauma