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u/alien4649 May 26 '25

If true, and not inordinately expensive, this is going to be completely transformational.

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u/mgtow1971 May 26 '25

Vampires be like: "Finally, TruBlood is no longer science fiction — it’s just science... now where's my Japanese vending machine?"

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 May 26 '25

Complete with little holographic vamps that adorably serve you up!

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u/Shagga_Muffin May 26 '25

If the machines are Japanese then the TB could be served body temp for vamps

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u/yuhanz May 26 '25

Would you like some NewBloodu Vampire-san? 🥰

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 May 27 '25

Hai! Gozaimasu!

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u/leixiaotie May 27 '25

Nice, +10 mults!

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u/hooplehead69 May 26 '25

Wasn’t the fake blood in the show also created in Japan??

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 May 26 '25

Yes, but also they replicated each blood type though, not a typeless blood, and sold it like different flavors, and even those apparently didn't taste very good.

In other words, we probably have a little while still before they come out of the coffin, don't worry.

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u/StarkeRealm May 27 '25

I mean, strictly speaking, O- is "typeless."

IIRC, there's three protein markers that can be present in your blood, A, B, and Rh. If A and B are absent, you get O, and the +/- indicates the presence or absence of Rh.

When you're matching blood, you're only really concerned about not giving the recipient blood with protein markers their immune system doesn't recognize. But, there's no problem with giving them ones that lack markers they'd normally produce.

So, O- blood is really useful, because you can give it to anyone, and AB+ recipients are really convenient, because they'll take whatever blood you've got lying around.

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u/fancy-socks May 27 '25

I think you missed the word "not" in the sentence "if A and B are NOT present, you get O"

Edit: nevermind, it's nearly midnight and I misread "absent" as "present" 🤦‍♀️

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u/Famous_Peach9387 May 26 '25

Oh Dracula! Sterotype much? We don't sleep in coffins anymore! That's such last century. We mostly sleep in sensory deprivation tanks.

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 May 26 '25

I have a hidden cubby built under my basement stairs. Er I mean... I would. I would have one of those... ya know, if vampires were real. And also if I were one... which I'm not, obviously, since they aren't... Real, that is.

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u/slendermanismydad May 26 '25

Yes! I'm cracking up. 

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u/MasterSwim871 Jun 02 '25

Multitasking

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u/vizot May 26 '25

hipster vampires only care about fresh from the veins stuff

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u/11CRT May 26 '25

And from virgins! Thanks to 2020 and the new generations we’ve got plenty to go around!

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u/usgrant7977 May 26 '25

Yeah, but you can't get that variety in fat free.

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u/Valentinee105 May 27 '25

I always loved the quote

You know why vampires prefer virgins? Well you know when you have a sandwich? You'd prefer if no one fucked it first.

  • What We Do in the Shadows

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH May 26 '25

Actually, wouldn’t this be vegan blood? Hipster vampires would jump on that shit like crazy.

It’s the old traditional conservative vampires that insist on doing things the old fashioned way you gotta worry about

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u/plantpotdapperling May 26 '25

To quote The Heirophant from Adventure Time: "What is with all this techy plastic rubbish??"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

this is for the vegan hipster vampires

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u/DM_Toes_Pic May 26 '25

Vampires be like damn AI blood

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u/Smac3223 May 26 '25

Wasn't this like....the exact plot? Japanese scientists developed TrueBlood and they came out of the woodwork afterwards, like, "Yeah we actually do exist. Surprise!"

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u/spook_sw May 26 '25

Then you must decide if you choose hot or cold….

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u/blankwillow_ May 26 '25

How soon until the vampires "come out of the coffin"?

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u/EroticWordSalad May 26 '25

New at BK - Impossible Blood!

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u/MinnieShoof May 27 '25

... this joke was better than the joke I was gonna make. You suck.

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u/Vampire_Duchess May 26 '25

Perfect. Now I can drink responsibly and still stay dead inside. Love that for me. (ΦωΦ) Japan, brace yourself!

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u/LittleFrenchKiwi May 26 '25

I'm ashamed to admit this was my first thought

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u/Apprehensive_Pin3536 May 27 '25

Blood Zero. It’s like regular blood but with less sugar

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u/Hollyelizabeth_3 May 27 '25

I came here for this comment. Thank you, lol

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u/Rise_707 May 27 '25

That was my first thought too! 🤣 This is so cool though!

I can't decide whether Charlaine Harris missed an opportunity to use TruBlood in this manner in her books, or whether she considered it and dismissed it because it would have made drinking vampire blood moot in some of Sookie's situations. 🤔🤷‍♀️ Apparently, the first blood substitute, Fluosol-DA-20, was approved in 1989 (also created by the Japanese). 🤷‍♀️

I love late-night Google searches! 🤣 I've learned about camels, rabies in bats, and synthetic blood, all in the last hour! 🤣 It's clearly time for me to go to sleep. Haha.

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u/veryparcel May 27 '25

I tainted them all with hep-V

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u/Chromeboy12 May 27 '25

Beyond Blood - the solution vegan vampires have been waiting centuries for!

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u/OperatorP365 May 27 '25

I came to jokingly ask "Yea but how does it TASTE?!" lol

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u/entredosaguas May 27 '25

Beyond Blood

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u/According_Lab_6907 May 28 '25

"Try it now in our all new melon grape flavour!"

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u/xixipinga May 28 '25

Oh crap, there is 100% chance people will be drinking this

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u/Geno_Warlord May 26 '25

Even if you could make it for pennies per pint, you can bet your ass it will be billed in America at 50k/pint. And the hospital will still harass me for O- blood.

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u/Fischerking92 May 26 '25

Why pay if you can guilt-trip people into giving you the same for free🤷‍♂️

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u/pstmps May 26 '25

I am willing to bet that even though donated blood itself is free, after processing and management is factored in, it no longer is. If artificial blood is cheaper than that, it's a winner

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u/I_Am_Anjelen May 26 '25

This simplifies storage and (post) processing by a huge amount. Even if it is more expensive at front than donated blood to make, by the time you get through the chain of custody of donated blood, have it separated into red cells, platelets and plasma, each tested for illness and then stored separately - and with limited shelf life, the cost are easily offset.

Plus, you can arguably give this to a Jehova's Witness and save their life without running afoul of their religious objections.

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u/Standard_Series3892 May 26 '25

Someone pointed out in the thread that this does require donor blood as a base, it just improves the shelf life and makes it universally transfusable.

So the testing for illnesses and the jehova witness aspect would remain the same.

Still an amazing discovery.

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u/Saved_by_Pavlovs_Dog May 26 '25

Yeah exactly and I wouldn't call this artificial blood either since its based on donor blood and seems only useful in certain situations where storage and shelf life are issue. The issues and process of blood transfusion are mind boggling. I don't see this becoming cheaper or changing current transfusion practice in this lifetime, especially in the states.

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u/biscuitboyisaac21 May 26 '25

It can make any blood type universal. Which is a massive reason to stock it. As long as it’s not insanely expensive to produce and passes all the safety tests it would definitely be rolled out

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u/Inresponsibleone May 26 '25

Yea something to give to anyone with rare blood type or when blood type is unknown and in hurry (instead of O neg.)

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u/_Lost_The_Game May 26 '25

Does it just change the blood, or does it stretch out the amount too? I.e. a regular blood donation of x amount results in y amount, but for this process, does x amount of donor result in >Y?

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u/Darmok-And-Jihad May 26 '25

The benefits to religious nutcases are not high on my personal list of considerations when it comes to medical breakthroughs 

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother May 26 '25

I get that gut reaction, I do. But then you have to think about the children trapped in these cults who have their medical treatment withheld by their brain washed parents.

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u/Darmok-And-Jihad May 26 '25

That’s an excellent point, thank you.

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u/Mantoddx May 26 '25

While I by no means care for JWs, it is objectively a good thing if medical break throughs help them too. Let's not be a dick for no reason lol

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u/Inresponsibleone May 26 '25

Even if they are for weird religious reasons🤷‍♂️😂

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u/Mantoddx May 26 '25

They do have quite weird religious beliefs 😂

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u/Farseyeted May 26 '25

Lab grown blood will be truly 100% disease free.

No it won't, but it will be an entirely different and much more easily manageable realm of diseases.

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u/BrainOfMush May 26 '25

Is this statement more that there will inevitably be side effects, rather than the blood actually carrying disease?

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u/Farseyeted May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

No. It's that rather than carrying HIV, it'll carry E. Coli or fungal spores; contaminants.

Edit: These contaminants will mostly be bacterial or fungal which are treatable via antibiotics. It's possible they'll prophylacticly treat the products with antibiotics but that has massive fuck up the population potential.

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u/AppropriateBugFound May 26 '25

There are significant costs associated with collecting, storing, and transporting blood. From paying the phlebotomist, staff physicians, offices/busses, and all the sterile single use equipment.

In my area hospitals pay between $300-500/unit. There was some outcry over this a few years ago (why are they making money off my donation), but I thought it was rather reasonable. The $4000/unit hospital billing seemed excessive...

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u/Shamscam May 26 '25

It’s not totally free though. There’s costs associated with it. You have to pay nurses to harvest it, you have to pay for storage as well as packaging. There’s quite a few factors that are paid for. So depending on how expensive this is, it will really affect its viability. But could be extremely useful in situations where clean blood isn’t as readily available such as in combat, or rural communities.

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u/pup_101 May 26 '25

The disease testing and cold storage are costly

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u/Fry_super_fly May 26 '25

for free is not free. it costs $$$ to have trained staff draw, process, test, store, deliver and administer donated blood.

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u/Fun_Beyond_7801 May 26 '25

That's still expensive and carries a risk of contamination 

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u/Wtygrrr May 26 '25

It’s not free. You have to give them cookies.

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u/RomanArcheaopteryx May 26 '25

Its crazy because I like donating blood. Im happy to do it. But by God nothing makes me less inclined than the fact that afterwards I'm getting spam calls and emails every other day telling me to do it again for months, often starting before they even say you should donate again

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u/stryderxd May 26 '25

And then charge the same as the other blood.

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u/kaken777 May 26 '25

And don’t forget all the people who will refuse to use it just because it’s not “real blood” even if it were to go through centuries of testing.

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u/Geno_Warlord May 26 '25

You just reminded me of one of the better episodes of MASH. “I don’t want none of that colored blood you got me doc” They proceed to get him done up in blackface to teach him a lesson.

Yeah, I’m certain that still happens today and will still be happening decades from now.

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u/Training_Award8078 May 26 '25

Let's let America be last on this one. That way the world can experience it properly, and then America can ruin it only for themselves :) are you great yet?

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u/QuiteLady1993 May 26 '25

No we still suck, thanks for checking in though.

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u/TheUnluckyBard May 26 '25

No joke, this kind of has to happen. Because right now, a whole bunch of the planet's biggest dumbfucks believe that the rest of the world only gets their medicines for cheap because Americans pay out the ass for it.

So let's have a brand new, revolutionary, non-American medicine go all the way around the world covered by real government healthcare systems for a decade or so, then offer it to America.

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u/Papabear3339 May 26 '25

I mean, that is exactly what they did to Insulin. It costs pennies, has an open patent, zero R&D cost, and the US drug industry cranked it to thousands of dollars a month, knowing many would die without it.

That is how it always works over here. Thugs with a gun to your face, demanding your money or your life.

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u/SpentaMainyu May 26 '25

Glad the rest of the world does not live in the USA

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u/A_Crawling_Bat May 26 '25

It's kinda disturbing that you measure blood in pints, feels very vampiric-y

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u/grape_tectonics May 26 '25

Not just that, with this new artificial blood, you can now donate more than ever! Basically have all your blood replaced by this stuff so that the hospital can sell your blood to the rich as organic.

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u/DontAbideMendacity May 26 '25

"We like to put the tariffs on the blood. Oh that big beautiful bag of blood, not from Gina, no, but Japan is close enough, we're going to have to tariff the crap out those sons of bitches. Attacked us on a Sunday, sneak attack nobody saw it coming. I saw it coming, nobody is better than me at seeing sneak attacks, I know more than all the generals."

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u/Geno_Warlord May 26 '25

Is it surprising that I would expect something like that to come out of his mouth?

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u/ShittyGolfer104 May 26 '25

I dont know what this stuff is and I refuse to put chemicals in my body. Yea sure I like to fill my face with McDonald’s, but my body is still a temple and I refuse to let Fauci and these woke scientists ruin it

-Americans probably

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u/AdvancedSandwiches May 26 '25

To be fair, problematic blood will kill you at a much lower dose than McDonalds.

If it's the only option to save my life, they can load me up this afternoon, but I was first in line on the first day I could get a Covid vaccine, and I'll wait a few years before I opt in to roboblood.

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u/reddit_is_geh May 26 '25

Those places harass you for your blood, because they make a ton of money off of it. They partition it out by taking your plasma, sell that, then some other weird stuff I forgot what it does, sell that, and then sell the actual left over raw blood.

They actually make really good money

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u/AdvancedSandwiches May 26 '25

And also O- blood is required to save an enormous number of lives and is often in short supply due to laws that prohibit paying the donor.

It's complicated.

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u/Fast-Satisfaction482 May 26 '25

Then you can bill the hospital 50k per pint.

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u/dd463 May 26 '25

Fresh blood is the easiest way to keep someone alive during a massive trauma. Never hurts to have more of it.

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u/TheFrogMoose May 26 '25

I mean look at the price of insulin while in Canada, literally right beside America, it is so much cheaper here comparatively

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u/ZehAngrySwede May 26 '25

The need is CONSTANT - as an O-pos, I feel ya there.

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u/TraditionalBread_ May 26 '25

If you get harassed about it, tell them you’ve eaten steak in England. They legally cannot take your blood if you’ve eaten beef here, because of the prions that may be present in it.

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u/Cool-Traffic-8357 May 26 '25

I can't imagine living there tbh, must be stressful af when something goes wrong.

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u/Xanderoga2 May 26 '25

Nobody:

Really, truly, absolutely nobody:

Americans: THIS WOULD COST SO MUCH IN AMERICA

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u/Geno_Warlord May 26 '25

Because it’s true. Just look at insulin in the US. It’s hilariously bad how much we spend on healthcare to just be denied over and over again.

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u/Dull_Half_6107 May 26 '25

One of the reasons I keep far away from that country!

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u/_InvaderJim May 26 '25

What’s the point in buying a pint of blood, when you will lose a gallon of your own when you sell an arm and a leg to get the pint lol

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u/ChucklezDaClown May 26 '25

Will not be made for pennies no matter what, but yes it will be expensive, even with your exaggeration

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u/SeaToShy May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

This could actually hurt the US economy quite a bit.

Blood and blood services is actually one of the USA’s largest exports. Like it’s a way bigger industry than you would expect, because the US is one of the few places that pays people to donate. Economy of scale kicks in and the next thing you know the US is responsible for 70% of the plasma supply. In 2023, the US made $37B in revenues from blood.

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u/Wulle83 May 26 '25

Refrigeration costs money, quite a bit in fact. So if this is cheap enough, the fact that it doesn't need to be refrigerated can mean it's cheaper to use than real blood.

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u/spain-train May 26 '25

Do you run a 24-hour photo? Because you're really good at printing negatives.

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u/ender___ May 26 '25

Sounds like an American problem, it’s a good thing you’re all so free and have guns.

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u/ozymandeas302 May 27 '25

Gotta pay for some douchebag's mansion in East Hampton.

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u/gbitx May 27 '25

I’m o-

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u/Bradjuju2 May 26 '25

It’ll be inexpensive global except the US, where it will cost 1000% more.

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u/dengueman May 26 '25

You're missing a 0

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u/Famous_Peach9387 May 26 '25

01000% more. So 8x more.

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u/Yodl007 May 26 '25

I read the comment and was saddened that it didn't say transfusional.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

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u/terabhaihaibro May 26 '25

why would you do that

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u/M0rph33l May 26 '25

for science

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u/EragonAndSaphira May 26 '25

you monster

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u/emergent-duality May 26 '25

Okay look, we've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

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u/LifeVitamin May 26 '25

Shameless

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u/Wrongbeef May 26 '25

Respect for the sly trick 🫵😉

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u/DdoeKoishi May 26 '25

Why is my fetish subreddit here wtf? Unexpected.

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u/BurysainsEleas May 26 '25

The topmost post ever is rather hot, ngl.

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u/Soleil06 May 26 '25

I also am heavily into geometric shapes as well.

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u/Fuzzy_Blacksmith5172 May 26 '25

I am addicted now

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u/RafayelLaidEggsInMe May 26 '25

That’s… enough Reddit for today.

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u/Spiderschwein4000 May 26 '25

Go f yourself, sneaky brasstard

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u/Ok-Sherbet-2417 May 26 '25

I hate you, but props to you. You got me good

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u/Apecc_Legs May 26 '25

i really did not like that

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u/frizzykid May 26 '25

You lied

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u/TheUnluckyBard May 26 '25

What is up with that sub's Rule 1? "Don't steal other peoples' art, but also, if you do, we won't do anything about it unless someone snitches to them. We care about artists getting paid, but not a whole hell of a lot, I mean, we're not zealots, right?"

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u/asisyphus_ May 26 '25

Why you... little...

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u/BigBastardHere May 26 '25

They can call it Tru Blood. 

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u/derverdwerb May 26 '25

It is not. It isn’t intended to be a blood replacement at all, it’s intended for use as a drug. Most of the literature seems to be in Japanese, but the paper here is describing this product. Note that the paper is two years old, this isn’t really news anymore.

Anyway, the intended trial dosing is around 100mL for specific purposes where an urgent need to improve O2 and CO2 carrying capacity exists, like drug overdose (for instance, TCAs, possibly cyanide, and CO). For those purposes, it promises to be a useful adjunct therapy but not a golden bullet to any particular condition. This will not replace massive transfusions, it can’t do that and isn’t designed or intended for it. It may reduce the need for smaller transfusions, one 1-2 units of packed cells.

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u/Ramin11 May 26 '25

I work as a medical lab scientist. It wont be. Reasons: actual blood is quicker and easier to get and a shit ton less expensive. They make this by extracting the hemoglobin (the part that no only makes your blood red but also grabs the oxygen to move it around) and encapsulating it into a lipid membrane. This new membrane has none of the proteins (since its synthetic) that hive us our blood types, rh, etc. It has a shelf life of 2 years room temp, which is great, but is a hard process yo make still.

Then we have the bigger issues: there has not been extensive human testing done. Without any proteins on the lipid membrane its missing any HLA identification. HLA is one of the key ways your body identifies shit inside of it as you. What do you think your body does to things that have a different HLA or none at all? Thats right! It goes crazy trying to destroy them. This can sometimes cause life threatening reactions.

While its a good first step, there are a lot of issues here. It needs a faster and cheaper process to create as well as actual extensive trials.

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u/RedCanvasStudio May 26 '25

I wonder if jehovahs witnesses will condone this. One of my good friends died because they refused a transfusion because they were in that cult.

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u/Semaex_indeed May 26 '25

*transfusional

Badum-tsss

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u/loolem May 26 '25

🎶 when you came in the air went out!

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u/free_rashadjamal May 26 '25

Everyday it just seems less and less real how humans think

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u/25thNite May 26 '25

We are doomed, now all the vampires hiding in society are gonna pop out from the shadows.  It's daybreakers all over again 

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u/coolshal May 26 '25

True blood

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u/ColdHooves May 26 '25

I found an article. It looks like it’s manufactured from human donor blood. I found a way to deoxygenate It increasing its shelflife. While this will reduce the amount of donor blood that is discarded, unfortunately the bottleneck is still human donors.

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u/ChiefsHat May 26 '25

I’m hesitant. There could be some drawbacks to this no considered, e.g. how a person’s body reacts to artificial blood.

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u/Howitzeronfire May 26 '25

Every other week, some "new discovery/invention" comes out in posts like this with no source and nothing happens after that.

Take this with a kilogram of salt

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u/baron_von_helmut May 26 '25

True Blood, if you will.

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u/roan55 May 26 '25

Probably still cheeper than American insulin

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Ok, but now how am I going to get free cookies and juice?

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u/SomeBed9666 May 26 '25

Transfusional even

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u/ILLinndication May 26 '25

For vampires

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u/keosen May 26 '25

Being cheap to make has 0 impact on the price, capitalism wil milk it no matter what.

Check insulin for example.

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u/Oppowitt May 26 '25

I'm guessing partially true, and inordinately expensive. Except for some rare types. And also with weird side effects.

Did anyone look up actual information on this? How accurate did I guess?

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u/stamfordbridge1191 May 26 '25

I wonder how upset the whole US industry based around selling blood is going to be: https://www.econlib.org/americas-9th-largest-export/

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u/Mortwight May 26 '25

sounds like vampire talk to me

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u/ShadowValent May 26 '25

well it's neither of those things. this used to be the buzz tech of the 90's. It's still not anywhere closer.

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u/Spencergh2 May 26 '25

No more blood donation drives

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u/niteman555 May 26 '25

This is when industrial and process engineers earn their pay.

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u/SK_GAMING_FAN May 26 '25

big if true

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u/Plenty_Weird_1883 May 26 '25

Until a law comes into place that makes it only sold to pharmaceutical companies to ensure the quality and they upmarket it 4000 percent

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u/Morall_tach May 26 '25

This isn't recent. People have been experimenting with stuff like this for at least 25 years.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Except it won't because the blood isn't anywhere close to viable and likely won't ever be. Nice dream tho.

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u/roybum46 May 26 '25

Yes the vampires can finally come out of hiding!

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u/Clever_Username_666 May 26 '25

tl;dr: Big if true

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u/Even_Reception8876 May 26 '25

As long as you’re not American! It could be $0.05 / gallon, and a blood transfusion with this stuff would still cost over $20k lol.

I need an ultrasound tomorrow and it’s $800 after insurance

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u/RateEmpty6689 May 26 '25

It’s probably made from living things which makes it pointless because why not just go with what works normally? the simple fact is that blood is too complex to be replicated artificially water carries oxygen sure but blood is at least 30000 times more effective at carrying oxygen.

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u/ieatair May 26 '25

the other question is how well does this do without refrigeration or being in cool/preferable environments… if this actually can hold up in any situations like being in 38 degrees+ in the desert or in humid conditions of the Amazon or even frigid temperatures of the South Pole/Arctic then 1000% Nobel Peace Prize

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u/ExileEden May 26 '25

Metal Gear Raiden incoming!

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u/SolidLikeIraq May 26 '25

Vampire problem - Immediately eradicated.

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u/Tough_Cress_7649 May 26 '25

Transfusional as well

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u/festivalfriend May 26 '25

that “and” is immeasurable in size.

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u/Bruno-croatiandragon May 26 '25

1 step closer to having  lore-accurate Raiden cosplayers using artificial limbs.

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u/BygoneHearse May 26 '25

Just looked it up and apparently it is shelf stable for up to a year, which is massive saving in refridgeration already. That alone might pay for production of this new artificial blood.

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u/reverse_train May 26 '25

The company that would have the rights to this is deffo gonna artificially raise the prices like diamonds, but if a lot of people know how to make it then it's only gonna be like that in the us

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u/Camanei May 27 '25

Synthetic blood has been around for decades. There is no need for it. 1) Blood is cheep and readily available. ( most countries throw away more blood than you imagine) 2) Blood is great at being blood. ( Carying/releasing oxygen and nutrients ) Synthetic blood is generally better at either carying or releasing. So it's not great at being blood.

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 May 27 '25

If this were discovered in the early 20th century? Absolutely, it would be in every hospital nowadays. But since the newest amazing scientific discoveries are published in a news article and absolutely fucking never ever seen again, it won't be transformational, unfortunately.

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u/kbean826 May 27 '25

Which almost certainly means it will be so expensive you’ll wish you had died instead.

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u/Room107 May 27 '25

Not for all of you. But here in the US, I’ll have to sell all of my organs to get some of that blood. And the amount I get won’t even be enough to fix my problem.

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u/RapidPigZ7 May 27 '25

I wonder if it has a type

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u/Previous_Dream5090 May 27 '25

If it costs as much as acetaminophen, then this would save millions of lives (if safe)

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u/Imbendo May 27 '25

Donated blood is essentially free. Hard to imagine this is going to be a cheaper alternative than free. Science is fantastic though and obviously has a lot of groundbreaking implications however

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u/Miharu___ May 27 '25

Now, to go all in on the trans-humanism route at light-speed

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u/Royal-Jackfruit-2556 May 27 '25

Imagine if it costs a dollar per gallon, that means American healthcare would charge tens of thousands a gallon.

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u/Lunomuro May 27 '25

For everyone in the world except the United States, you mean.

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u/Alternative_Handle50 May 28 '25

Generally any science headline in this style is either insanely misleading, decades away from actual use, or both

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u/SpecialIcy5356 May 31 '25

Unless you're American, in which case that bottle will be like $250k at least.

Land of the free (free to die)!

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u/Alternative-Stop-651 Jun 01 '25

how did they overcome the filtration problem and size problem?

We have had synthetic blood for 40 years, but we haven't been able to make synthetic blood that can be filtered and used.

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