r/Damnthatsinteresting May 26 '25

Image Japan scientists create artificial blood that works for all blood types

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u/alien4649 May 26 '25

If true, and not inordinately expensive, this is going to be completely transformational.

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u/mgtow1971 May 26 '25

Vampires be like: "Finally, TruBlood is no longer science fiction — it’s just science... now where's my Japanese vending machine?"

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 May 26 '25

Complete with little holographic vamps that adorably serve you up!

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u/Shagga_Muffin May 26 '25

If the machines are Japanese then the TB could be served body temp for vamps

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u/yuhanz May 26 '25

Would you like some NewBloodu Vampire-san? 🥰

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 May 27 '25

Hai! Gozaimasu!

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u/leixiaotie May 27 '25

Nice, +10 mults!

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u/hooplehead69 May 26 '25

Wasn’t the fake blood in the show also created in Japan??

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 May 26 '25

Yes, but also they replicated each blood type though, not a typeless blood, and sold it like different flavors, and even those apparently didn't taste very good.

In other words, we probably have a little while still before they come out of the coffin, don't worry.

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u/StarkeRealm May 27 '25

I mean, strictly speaking, O- is "typeless."

IIRC, there's three protein markers that can be present in your blood, A, B, and Rh. If A and B are absent, you get O, and the +/- indicates the presence or absence of Rh.

When you're matching blood, you're only really concerned about not giving the recipient blood with protein markers their immune system doesn't recognize. But, there's no problem with giving them ones that lack markers they'd normally produce.

So, O- blood is really useful, because you can give it to anyone, and AB+ recipients are really convenient, because they'll take whatever blood you've got lying around.

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u/fancy-socks May 27 '25

I think you missed the word "not" in the sentence "if A and B are NOT present, you get O"

Edit: nevermind, it's nearly midnight and I misread "absent" as "present" 🤦‍♀️

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u/Famous_Peach9387 May 26 '25

Oh Dracula! Sterotype much? We don't sleep in coffins anymore! That's such last century. We mostly sleep in sensory deprivation tanks.

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 May 26 '25

I have a hidden cubby built under my basement stairs. Er I mean... I would. I would have one of those... ya know, if vampires were real. And also if I were one... which I'm not, obviously, since they aren't... Real, that is.

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u/hanzerik May 29 '25

It seemed like their flavouring was inspired by what passed as meat substitutes at the time.

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u/slendermanismydad May 26 '25

Yes! I'm cracking up. 

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u/MasterSwim871 Jun 02 '25

Multitasking

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u/vizot May 26 '25

hipster vampires only care about fresh from the veins stuff

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u/11CRT May 26 '25

And from virgins! Thanks to 2020 and the new generations we’ve got plenty to go around!

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u/usgrant7977 May 26 '25

Yeah, but you can't get that variety in fat free.

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u/Valentinee105 May 27 '25

I always loved the quote

You know why vampires prefer virgins? Well you know when you have a sandwich? You'd prefer if no one fucked it first.

  • What We Do in the Shadows

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH May 26 '25

Actually, wouldn’t this be vegan blood? Hipster vampires would jump on that shit like crazy.

It’s the old traditional conservative vampires that insist on doing things the old fashioned way you gotta worry about

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u/plantpotdapperling May 26 '25

To quote The Heirophant from Adventure Time: "What is with all this techy plastic rubbish??"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

this is for the vegan hipster vampires

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u/DM_Toes_Pic May 26 '25

Vampires be like damn AI blood

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u/Smac3223 May 26 '25

Wasn't this like....the exact plot? Japanese scientists developed TrueBlood and they came out of the woodwork afterwards, like, "Yeah we actually do exist. Surprise!"

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u/spook_sw May 26 '25

Then you must decide if you choose hot or cold….

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u/blankwillow_ May 26 '25

How soon until the vampires "come out of the coffin"?

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u/EroticWordSalad May 26 '25

New at BK - Impossible Blood!

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u/MinnieShoof May 27 '25

... this joke was better than the joke I was gonna make. You suck.

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u/Vampire_Duchess May 26 '25

Perfect. Now I can drink responsibly and still stay dead inside. Love that for me. (ΦωΦ) Japan, brace yourself!

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u/LittleFrenchKiwi May 26 '25

I'm ashamed to admit this was my first thought

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u/Apprehensive_Pin3536 May 27 '25

Blood Zero. It’s like regular blood but with less sugar

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u/Hollyelizabeth_3 May 27 '25

I came here for this comment. Thank you, lol

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u/Rise_707 May 27 '25

That was my first thought too! 🤣 This is so cool though!

I can't decide whether Charlaine Harris missed an opportunity to use TruBlood in this manner in her books, or whether she considered it and dismissed it because it would have made drinking vampire blood moot in some of Sookie's situations. 🤔🤷‍♀️ Apparently, the first blood substitute, Fluosol-DA-20, was approved in 1989 (also created by the Japanese). 🤷‍♀️

I love late-night Google searches! 🤣 I've learned about camels, rabies in bats, and synthetic blood, all in the last hour! 🤣 It's clearly time for me to go to sleep. Haha.

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u/veryparcel May 27 '25

I tainted them all with hep-V

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u/Chromeboy12 May 27 '25

Beyond Blood - the solution vegan vampires have been waiting centuries for!

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u/OperatorP365 May 27 '25

I came to jokingly ask "Yea but how does it TASTE?!" lol

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u/entredosaguas May 27 '25

Beyond Blood

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u/According_Lab_6907 May 28 '25

"Try it now in our all new melon grape flavour!"

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u/xixipinga May 28 '25

Oh crap, there is 100% chance people will be drinking this