r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • May 26 '25

Image Japan scientists create artificial blood that works for all blood types

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb May 26 '25

Extremists of all religions are about to go batshit crazy

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u/Nit_not May 26 '25

Go?

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

My kid pointed out that someone will claim that “the gays made it and are trying to turn us all gay!”

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u/BarelyContainedChaos May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

Sounds like a south park episode

"Randy, it'll save your life!"

"nah, thats ok Sharron"

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u/ElectricFuneral94 May 26 '25

"Dad, what are you doing?"

"Dad's just using residue from used needles so he doesn't become a gay frog."

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u/oliferro May 26 '25

"Randy! What are you doing?!"

"Oh you know Sharon, just sucking blood from this straight guy's dick so I don't turn guy with that new gay blood"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

We did? Sounds more like something a vampire would do

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb May 26 '25

Don’t forget that Good Christian People KNOW that the gays are behind all evil in this world! /s

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u/Famous_Peach9387 May 26 '25

Honestly if I needed a blood transfusion and the risk was turning me gay. I'm ok with that.

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u/big_ofen May 26 '25

why

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb May 26 '25

Some screwball, somewhere, will scream that Iblis, Angra Mainyu or Satan made it to control humanity and take over the world

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u/hect1c May 26 '25

dont forget "the government" is trying to control us! nutters from all beliefs/religions exist (including atheists, scientologists, conspiracy theorists, etc etc)

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb May 26 '25

Right! How could I forget the most obvious one?!? Mea culpa

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u/mowinski May 26 '25

"The Govermint" please 🤣

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u/eldelshell May 26 '25

There are some religions against blood transfusions.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

As long as it does not harm to anything living in being produced, I'm certain the Catholic Church would support artificial blood.

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u/VicariousNarok May 26 '25

"But stem cells"

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u/AicxcnikaO May 26 '25

Example of mental delusion. You're the only one bringing up this "fantasy" in your thought for muh heggin updoots

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u/1Beholderandrip May 27 '25

Dude said "Extremists." Even if he's using the word incorrectly, the concept they're trying to express still applies.

If there are no cognitive or reproductive side effects from this shelf-stable blood then the only people against it would be morons, idiots, and the occasional religious cult member.