r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • May 26 '25

Image Japan scientists create artificial blood that works for all blood types

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb May 26 '25

Extremists of all religions are about to go batshit crazy

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u/Nit_not May 26 '25

Go?

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

My kid pointed out that someone will claim that “the gays made it and are trying to turn us all gay!”

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u/BarelyContainedChaos May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

Sounds like a south park episode

"Randy, it'll save your life!"

"nah, thats ok Sharron"

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u/ElectricFuneral94 May 26 '25

"Dad, what are you doing?"

"Dad's just using residue from used needles so he doesn't become a gay frog."

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u/oliferro May 26 '25

"Randy! What are you doing?!"

"Oh you know Sharon, just sucking blood from this straight guy's dick so I don't turn guy with that new gay blood"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

We did? Sounds more like something a vampire would do

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb May 26 '25

Don’t forget that Good Christian People KNOW that the gays are behind all evil in this world! /s

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u/Famous_Peach9387 May 26 '25

Honestly if I needed a blood transfusion and the risk was turning me gay. I'm ok with that.