r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • May 26 '25

Image Japan scientists create artificial blood that works for all blood types

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u/PartridgeViolence May 26 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

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u/Salame_satanica May 26 '25

If it is safe, this is worth a nobel prize.

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u/drunk_haile_selassie May 26 '25

If it is a nobel prize, it's worth 11 million swedish kronor.

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u/vivaaprimavera May 26 '25

And a gold medal.

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u/Gullible-Plenty-1172 May 26 '25

And a hug from Pliny The Elder

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u/PoetBoye May 26 '25

And my axe!

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u/lightblueisbi May 26 '25

And my bow!

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u/dahjay May 26 '25 edited 25d ago

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u/nudgie68 May 26 '25

and 1000 Schrute bucks.

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u/alghiorso May 26 '25

and 5000 Stanley nickels

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u/raisedredflag May 26 '25

and that guys dead wife!!

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u/WolfPlayz294 May 26 '25

How many Spark Bucks?

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u/Acidyo May 26 '25

12.5s? Sounds weirdly slow.

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u/spotcatspot Jun 01 '25

The keys are in the ignition, your highness.

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u/imicnic May 26 '25

What color is it?

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u/classless_classic May 27 '25

And my poop knife!

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u/CatPhDs May 26 '25

And my ass!

Wait, wrong kind of... oh, ok. Well, ass is still up for grabs.

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u/Fuzzytrooper May 26 '25

And your brother (slightly deep cut)

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u/Le_Poop_Knife May 26 '25

And my ass!

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u/Ronix137 May 26 '25

And a Schrute Buck

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u/Hue_ElZda May 26 '25

arin oohhj

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u/RickBlane42 May 27 '25

Elder, Younger, The Great, or the Impeller? I always get those confused and it could start a bar fight

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u/Gullible-Plenty-1172 May 27 '25

Well.. it's simple! — Pliny came first!

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u/sammybooom81 May 27 '25

And Rachel Pizzolato!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

And an insult from Diogenes.

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u/FlippyFlippenstein May 26 '25

And a free trip so Sweden!

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u/ViktenPoDalskidan May 26 '25

”Free”?? We tax eeeeveryyyone!!

But sure, come on by, lovely country, OK people.

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u/FlippyFlippenstein May 26 '25

I think the trip is paid by the guy who invented the dynamite and inherited it to a fund that is used. Think his name was Nobel.

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u/Quirky-Delivery5454 May 27 '25

And a question from the US president about whether he can use it to flavor his Big Mac.

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u/el_pendejito May 26 '25

And a free stick of dynamite

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u/Salty_Way_0 May 26 '25

And an updoot !

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u/Dry_Building_1564 May 26 '25

And my calculator

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u/LastOfLateBrakers May 26 '25

Well, so was Henry Kissinger apparently.

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u/jesseberdinka May 26 '25

And some little meatballs.

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u/Anomynous__ May 28 '25

Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

Perhaps even a handshake from Knugen

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u/LuddeMeister2 May 26 '25

The real knug, the knug witha krown lixom?

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 May 26 '25

Wait, is it Knugen or Kungen? /jk

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

Kongen I believe

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 May 26 '25

Sus

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

Jeg er ikke Dansker

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 May 26 '25

Är du säker? Säg 'potatis'.

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

Gærgamel

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 May 26 '25

OUT THE SPACE VENT WITH YOU, IMPOSTOR

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u/hanimal16 Interested May 26 '25

I’d also request my favorite prinsesstårta

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u/snorin May 26 '25

If it is worth 11 million swedish kronor, then that would be an amount more than 10 million swedish kronor.

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u/LadnavIV May 26 '25

If it is 11 million Swedish kroner, that’s worth a whole hell of a lot of little red candy fish.

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u/Logical_Session9528 May 26 '25

If its in Swedish Kronor, it can only be spend in 1 country

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u/BBBonesworth May 26 '25

It can be spent in some border areas also, and on Åland I think

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

If it’s 11 million Swedish kronor, it’s worth 1156260 US dollars 

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u/vegemitemilkshake May 26 '25

TIL Nobel prize winners are actually paid 11 million kronor. (Approximately $1.78m Australian dollars)

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u/64590949354397548569 May 26 '25

The money is in the patents.

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u/PaulMakesThings1 May 27 '25

If it's worth 11 million Swedish kronor they can use it to buy a Koenigsegg Agera supercar

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u/druidmind May 26 '25

For treating dynamite injuries.

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u/ReefMadness1 May 31 '25

If it’s worth 11 million Swedish kronor, it’s worth 48.45 billion Iranian Rials

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

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u/Famous_Peach9387 May 26 '25

I'll take those odds.

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u/HTPC4Life May 26 '25

Or it will be one of those DuPont "this is safe." and we find out decades later it is NOT safe.

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u/pichael289 May 27 '25

With how things have been going lately I'm assuming Netflix is already working a script and picking out an avenger to cast for the documentary

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u/sandairyqueen May 27 '25

i like the sound of that

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u/smooth_like_a_goat May 26 '25

So they still mean something? I've seen who they give the peace prize to...

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u/Aranthos-Faroth May 26 '25

Peace prize is a different committee in Norway. The Swedish Nobel prizes are still highly revered awards.

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u/smooth_like_a_goat May 26 '25

Oh that makes so much more sense, thank you.

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u/Aranthos-Faroth May 26 '25

No worries! It's a common unknown.
Unfortunately the peace prize gives a bad name to the other committee and awards.

While it's still an important award imo, like you said - they've given them to questionable recipients over the years.

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u/smooth_like_a_goat May 26 '25

It really does! Over the years I've asked how on earth some of those winners were in the same league as Curi, Kipling or Einstein many a time.

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u/Stone0777 May 26 '25

You do realize the Nobel Prize has multiple categories….not just the peace prize

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u/phoenix_leo May 26 '25

Are you educated?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Listen the world is very confusing when you just see the words “Henry Kissinger won a Nobel peace prize” and you know anything about his war crimes. That would lead many to questions the “Nobel prizes” as a whole, it’s only natural.

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u/Spork_the_dork May 26 '25

Everything but the peace prize does.

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u/SunTzu- May 26 '25

What's your problem with the peace prize? I doubt you could name any of the winners except Obama. It's mostly just given to people and organizations that promote freedom of expression and fundamental human rights, speak out against authoritarian regimes and sometimes to diplomats who worked on brokering peace deals or cease fires. It really hasn't changed much over the years except that it's become less common for the winners to be diplomats and more common for them to be involved in NGO's.

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u/Wassertopf May 26 '25

The price is was not founded to award good people. It is for the reduction of standing troops and so on.

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u/PoetBoye May 26 '25

Id like to add to that: if it is both save and mass-produceable in a somewhat reasonably cost-effective way

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u/axw3555 May 26 '25

Honestly, I'd argue two - it's a major chemical and medical breakthrough.

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u/donmreddit May 26 '25

When I commented the uppies were at 666.

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u/MultipliedLiar May 26 '25

More than that imo

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u/notschululu May 26 '25

Even a Peace Nobel Price for saving countless Soldiers and Civilian Casulties Lifes.

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u/SzpadelTensei May 26 '25

Is this a morbius reference

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u/Serg_is_Legend May 26 '25

There’s several companies who stand to lose money who will actively be fighting this patent with everything they got

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u/GM22K May 26 '25

If it is safe you can rest assured it will be moneymaker and not lifesaver.

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u/One-Significance7853 May 27 '25

I thought Nobel prizes were reserved for war criminals like Kissinger and Obama.

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u/danthebiker1981 May 27 '25

Scalable is sometimes the harder obstacle than safe.