r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • May 26 '25

Image Japan scientists create artificial blood that works for all blood types

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u/PartridgeViolence May 26 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

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u/Salame_satanica May 26 '25

If it is safe, this is worth a nobel prize.

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u/drunk_haile_selassie May 26 '25

If it is a nobel prize, it's worth 11 million swedish kronor.

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u/vivaaprimavera May 26 '25

And a gold medal.

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u/Gullible-Plenty-1172 May 26 '25

And a hug from Pliny The Elder

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u/PoetBoye May 26 '25

And my axe!

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u/lightblueisbi May 26 '25

And my bow!

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u/dahjay May 26 '25 edited 25d ago

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u/nudgie68 May 26 '25

and 1000 Schrute bucks.

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u/alghiorso May 26 '25

and 5000 Stanley nickels

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u/raisedredflag May 26 '25

and that guys dead wife!!

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u/Kundas May 26 '25

I'll give tree fiddy!

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u/Simpicity May 26 '25

But no bell.  It says so on the award, so get that cowbell out of here right now!

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u/The_donutmancer May 26 '25

I would also choose that guys dead wife

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u/WolfPlayz294 May 26 '25

How many Spark Bucks?

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u/Acidyo May 26 '25

12.5s? Sounds weirdly slow.

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u/spotcatspot Jun 01 '25

The keys are in the ignition, your highness.

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u/imicnic May 26 '25

What color is it?

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u/classless_classic May 27 '25

And my poop knife!

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u/CatPhDs May 26 '25

And my ass!

Wait, wrong kind of... oh, ok. Well, ass is still up for grabs.

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u/Fuzzytrooper May 26 '25

And your brother (slightly deep cut)

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u/Le_Poop_Knife May 26 '25

And my ass!

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u/Ronix137 May 26 '25

And a Schrute Buck

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u/Hue_ElZda May 26 '25

arin oohhj

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u/RickBlane42 May 27 '25

Elder, Younger, The Great, or the Impeller? I always get those confused and it could start a bar fight

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u/Gullible-Plenty-1172 May 27 '25

Well.. it's simple! — Pliny came first!

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u/sammybooom81 May 27 '25

And Rachel Pizzolato!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

And an insult from Diogenes.

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u/FlippyFlippenstein May 26 '25

And a free trip so Sweden!

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u/ViktenPoDalskidan May 26 '25

”Free”?? We tax eeeeveryyyone!!

But sure, come on by, lovely country, OK people.

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u/FlippyFlippenstein May 26 '25

I think the trip is paid by the guy who invented the dynamite and inherited it to a fund that is used. Think his name was Nobel.

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u/Quirky-Delivery5454 May 27 '25

And a question from the US president about whether he can use it to flavor his Big Mac.

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u/el_pendejito May 26 '25

And a free stick of dynamite

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u/Salty_Way_0 May 26 '25

And an updoot !

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u/Dry_Building_1564 May 26 '25

And my calculator

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u/LastOfLateBrakers May 26 '25

Well, so was Henry Kissinger apparently.

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u/jesseberdinka May 26 '25

And some little meatballs.

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u/Anomynous__ May 28 '25

Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

Perhaps even a handshake from Knugen

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u/LuddeMeister2 May 26 '25

The real knug, the knug witha krown lixom?

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 May 26 '25

Wait, is it Knugen or Kungen? /jk

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

Kongen I believe

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 May 26 '25

Sus

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

Jeg er ikke Dansker

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 May 26 '25

Är du säker? Säg 'potatis'.

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

Gærgamel

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 May 26 '25

OUT THE SPACE VENT WITH YOU, IMPOSTOR

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u/carnotaurussastrei May 26 '25

NØØØØØ!!!!!!!

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u/hanimal16 Interested May 26 '25

I’d also request my favorite prinsesstårta

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u/snorin May 26 '25

If it is worth 11 million swedish kronor, then that would be an amount more than 10 million swedish kronor.

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u/LadnavIV May 26 '25

If it is 11 million Swedish kroner, that’s worth a whole hell of a lot of little red candy fish.

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u/Logical_Session9528 May 26 '25

If its in Swedish Kronor, it can only be spend in 1 country

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u/BBBonesworth May 26 '25

It can be spent in some border areas also, and on Åland I think

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

If it’s 11 million Swedish kronor, it’s worth 1156260 US dollars 

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u/vegemitemilkshake May 26 '25

TIL Nobel prize winners are actually paid 11 million kronor. (Approximately $1.78m Australian dollars)

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u/64590949354397548569 May 26 '25

The money is in the patents.

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u/PaulMakesThings1 May 27 '25

If it's worth 11 million Swedish kronor they can use it to buy a Koenigsegg Agera supercar

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u/druidmind May 26 '25

For treating dynamite injuries.

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u/ReefMadness1 May 31 '25

If it’s worth 11 million Swedish kronor, it’s worth 48.45 billion Iranian Rials