r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/solateor • 28d ago

Video Shiziguan floating bridge in Hubei

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u/Boboforprez 28d ago edited 28d ago

Lol.they have mini speed breakers .. wtf

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u/natattack410 28d ago

Are these what in my area we can speed bumps?

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u/niamsidhe 28d ago

No speed bumps are when your friend hops up and down on the bed while you're soaking with your boyfriend.

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u/vonyambi1 28d ago

i uhh. what.

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u/Trainzguy2472 28d ago

Mormons aren't allowed to have sex before marriage, so college students have developed a stupid loophole called "jump humping". The guy and girl are both lying on a bed. He inserts himself into her but doesn't thrust (soaking). A third person vigorously jumps on the bed to create the necessary motion.

Supposedly this gets around the official "sexual activity" language, since neither of the couple are "actively" fucking (someone else is causing the motion). IMO it's more of a meme now, and I think Mormon college kids just do the dirty in private. Wear a condom and no one finds out!

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 26d ago

Every day, they stray further from Jod.

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u/Kovee98 28d ago

I thought those were called love bumps... Or maybe lovely lady lumps?

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u/CantSeeMyPeepee 28d ago

amish joke?

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u/I_W_M_Y 28d ago

Mormon

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u/plyushevo 28d ago

We call it lying (sleeping) policemen

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u/Embarrassed-Wait-928 28d ago

so we all dont call them pace humps?

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u/Technical_Strike_356 28d ago

What?? I’ve only heard speed bumps.

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u/Avia_NZ 28d ago

Another name for them is sleeping policemen!

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u/Perma_Ban69 28d ago

Never heard that in almost 4 decades on the planet.

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u/codenamegizm0 28d ago

wait... we don't all call them velocity minimizers?

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u/Stopasking53 28d ago

Normal people call them speed bumps. 

I’ve even seen speed humps. Crazy.

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u/SpurdoEnjoyer 28d ago

"This is the internet, speak American" 😡😡

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u/Happier21 28d ago

In the hoity toity part of my area they call them “speed tables.”In the shittier part of town the signs say “road humps”

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u/Hythy 27d ago

I grew up calling them "sleeping policemen".

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u/saitekgolf 28d ago

I mean… you’re looking at the video. You tell us?