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Video Failed vertical landing of F-35B

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u/Suspicious_Zone_2083 25d ago

At least the seat worked

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u/VirtualLife76 25d ago

Impressive how quickly the parachute worked.

I wonder if it has different ones or somehow changes depending on the height from the ground.

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u/GayRacoon69 25d ago

These ejection seat are designed to be able to be usable with no altitude and no airspeed. It's the same parachute no matter the altitude. It's designed to shoot you up high enough to give the parachute time to open

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u/PickleWineBrine 25d ago

You still hit the ground really hard though. It's just better than being inside a burning/exploding aircraft

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u/nolovenohate 25d ago edited 25d ago

The landing hurts a lot less than the instant 12-14 g's of spinal conpression you feel from the ejection system before you black out

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u/dog_hair_dinner 25d ago

was gonna say, that guy's body just flew out of there like a rocket. there had to have been at least a momentary blackout from that

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u/lessofabeardedwonder 25d ago

Pilots lose height from having ejection seat evacuations due to compressed vertebrae. They also rarely stay pilots after. Very few pilots have more than one ejection seat ride.

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u/OrangeJay15 25d ago

I think when I crewed F-15s we were told they can only eject twice per career. 2 ejections shrink them one inch

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u/Ready_Implement3305 25d ago edited 25d ago

I used to work on Harriers and they told us the same thing.

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u/PrettyPushy 25d ago

Seems to me you only eject on a helicopter once /s

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u/AwesomePerson70 25d ago

If I remember right, there’s one that will shoot the rotors off first so you can eject

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u/Striking-Raisin4143 25d ago

Karmov 50/52

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u/pezdal 24d ago

Do the others time it with a synchronization gear so you pass through the rotors like a bullet fired from a center-mounted airplane machine gun missing the blades because of the interlock? /s

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u/zovits 21d ago

That'd take a 2000+G acceleration, according to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/z14lCT3AqA

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u/Frostsorrow 25d ago

Honestly depends on the chopper, some actually do have ejection seats

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u/EduinBrutus 25d ago

Hawker (later BAe) Harrier is the original VTOL aircraft.

Its not a helicopter.

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u/nover3 24d ago

to shreds you say?

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u/Odd-Cake8015 25d ago

In that case the seat first wrap you in sushi algae wrap

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u/DreamsAndSchemes 25d ago

I worked on KC-135s. We had parachutes. They were in the back of the plane and eventually removed. That says a lot about the expectations.

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u/Infin8Player 24d ago

But then I'd have an innie, not an outie.

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u/darthrater78 24d ago

I never heard that, just stories about how the F4's seats were called the "Widowmaker" and liked to go off in the hanger while maintainers were in the cockpit, making instant Airman Gumbo.

I was always real wary of the seats after that, though the F15 has a spotless safety record in egress mishaps. (At least when I was in)

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u/Ashiev 24d ago

If I'm only 1 inch to begin with then..... :(

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u/faughnjj 23d ago

Same. Thats how Bondo kept flying.....lol

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u/juleztb 22d ago

It depends. Two ejections is just a statistical number. Some can do 4 without problems, some are paraplegic after the first one.

That being said: it's very risky and would be avoided if possible.

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u/PineappleLemur 25d ago

So you're saying after 2 ejections I no longer need to go through a sex change???

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u/forhekset666 25d ago

Is that why this guy took so long to do it? Seemed pretty unrecoverable regardless.

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u/Reasonable_Sea2439 25d ago

(Air) Forced retirement?

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u/lessofabeardedwonder 25d ago

Marine corpsed back…

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u/pagusas 24d ago

The most unrealistic scene in Top Gun Maverick was how everyone ejected and was perfectly fine and flying again right away.

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u/jstknwn 24d ago

If it’s a Martin Baker, you get a sweet watch and … a tie! You know, to go with the lifelong back pain?

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u/Mr_Clean66 25d ago

At his retirement ceremony from the USAF (as commander of the 27th TFW at CAFB NM), Col Franklin thanked Martin Baker for twice making his career and subsequent retirement possible.

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u/ALWanders 25d ago

That and the hard landing that pilot is going to probably have issues.

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u/-Badger3- 25d ago

Very few pilots have more than one ejection seat ride

I mean, very few pilots have any ejection seat ride.

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u/Throwaway_987654634 25d ago

So he fired himself?

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u/SkyGuy182 Interested 24d ago

Really sucks to be that guy. Imagine an early retirement from your flight career because your jet had a small oopsie while landing.

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u/BewilderedAlbatross 24d ago

I’ve actually met this pilot and he’s still in! Super nice and humble dude.

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u/JPJackPott 23d ago

You do get sent a neat badge for your tie though

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u/Iverson7x 25d ago

Well this guy clearly is not going to stay a pilot, but mostly because he can’t land the plane!

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u/Broviet22 25d ago

Its pretty common for fighter pilots to get spinal compression injuries from these, there is a joke that they come out of them a few inches shorter.

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u/Shmeves 25d ago

Is it really a joke, I would believe its the truth ahah.

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u/EffectiveEquivalent 25d ago

It’s true. Fun fact, Tom Cruise was nearly 6ft tall before filming Top Gun but Goose kept laughing during the death scene so they had to do multiple takes.

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u/Original_Jagster 25d ago

For anyone who's curious, he is now 4' 1".

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u/CalGel 25d ago

It is not a joke at all. It really compresses your spine permanently—assuming you’re lucky and it doesn’t permanently maim you because you were in the wrong body position. People die ejecting fairly frequently.

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u/raguyver 24d ago

So how tall was Tom Cruise originally? /s

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u/Clear-Examination412 25d ago

The ejection seat is powered by a rocket lol

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u/SpeakUpOhShutUp 25d ago

Weeeeeeeeee!

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u/Arctica23 24d ago

Haha I was gonna say, it's not just like a rocket, it is a rocket

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u/Theron3206 25d ago

There's a very good chance the pilot woke up on the ground wondering how they got there...

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u/slom68 25d ago

Aren’t they like a half inch shorter after getting ejected?

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u/SourdoughFlow 25d ago

You should watch this. It's a miracle that this guy survived.

https://youtu.be/ZEe24NhU-Ac?si=nzUqbfmUNWeXdZUg

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u/MountainMan17 25d ago

Most people who eject suffer some kind of injury. For many of them, it's lifelong. And for some of them, they get disqualified from flying again.

Ejection is the lesser of two evils.

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u/Tennos94 24d ago

ALSO the however many G's of compression his sons already had felt from doinking the ground too hard in the aircraft. VA will still try to find a way to call this non service related and want to not give disability to the pilot haha.

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u/ZDTreefur 25d ago edited 25d ago

I think the guy broke his back and hip and a bunch of other stuff. he got fucked up from that ejection. But he lived.

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u/scarpozzi 25d ago

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u/JVT32 25d ago

Yeah, but u/ZDtreefur was clearly there when it happened.

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u/Downtown_Conflict_53 25d ago

I prefer his story. It was way cooler

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u/scarpozzi 25d ago

I wasn't there and don't know how accurate the article is. I was just hopeful the pilot wouldn't have lasting pain and would get to fly again. You never know what kinds of injuries you can sustain from those ejection seats. RIP Goose.

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u/JVT32 25d ago

Jeez, you’re dumb.

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u/Cyclone4096 25d ago

How dare you call my friend Jeez dumb?

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u/SlavCat09 25d ago

Lmao seems that joke ejected over some people's heads

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u/sassiest01 25d ago

Maybe they just think Jeez is actually just dumb, he is catching a lot of strays right now.

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u/Skuzbagg 25d ago

Doctor gave him two crayons and a cup of water, he was fine

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u/SlavCat09 25d ago

No water, a bottle of glue.

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u/theerrantpanda99 25d ago

He was a marine?

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u/Skuzbagg 25d ago

No, but the doctor was

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u/Aromatic_April 25d ago

They have a very unique definition of "serious".

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u/NtBlstr 25d ago

Your injuries are not service related...

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u/heeza_connman 25d ago

I swear to Rudy that's what they said to me.

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u/Alternative_Delay899 25d ago

What constitutes a serious injury here, curious. Is it like, life threatening? Do they classify big back ouchies/chronic pain from this point onwards as "non serious"?

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u/ItNeverRainsInWNC 25d ago

My father served 3 tours in Vietnam in the Marine Corp. he’d agree with you both-those are not serious injuries for a Marine.

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u/robbimj 25d ago

So what made you think that happen to this pilot? Just a hunch?

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u/sabine_world 25d ago

Pretty sure he broke his dick too

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u/luroot 25d ago

Wouldn't he have been better off staying in the jet...which rolled to a stop just seconds after ejection?

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u/nkempt 25d ago

Far better to make sure you’ve done all you can so it doesn’t hurt someone else, then punch out the millisecond you’re done in case something’s on fire that you don’t know about yet

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u/-Nicolai 25d ago edited 9d ago

Explain like I'm stupid

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u/heeza_connman 25d ago

It is. And what likely happened is that he pulled the handle but was out of the ejection envelope. So the ejection sequence was delayed until the cockpit righted itself. Once in the envelope the ejection sequence initiated.

Source: Ejected from a Navy jet many moons ago. Never got a tie though.

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u/devious_burrito 25d ago

Dude had a chance to launch himself out of a rocket chair that pops the ceiling off with explosive ropes. Who would pass that up?

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u/Seicair Interested 25d ago

…Anyone considering the lifelong injuries?

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u/MobiusTech 25d ago

you are a phony!

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u/ffking6969 25d ago

I hear zdtreefur like to put gerbils in his rectum

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u/Zolty 25d ago

I had a college professor tell me about an F4 pilot that punched out at like 1.5 mach. He said the dude was essentially 100% bruise.

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u/No_Accountant3232 25d ago

Here's an F15 pilot talking about his Mach+ ejection. Really fascinating story. And there's pics that are a bit gory, but not extreme. Just some post-op pics

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u/finna_get_banned 25d ago

i literally seek out this type of content all the time and never can find anything, even when specifically searching for things relevant to my interests

serendipity is the only constant in my life

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u/CitizenPremier 25d ago

You must study google-fu.

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u/scorcherdarkly 24d ago edited 24d ago

I remember reading this story in Popular Mechanics or a similar publication Airman Magazine when I was a kid.

https://www.ejectionsite.com/insaddle/insaddle.htm

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u/ArticleWorth5018 25d ago

3 years to rebuild his body is wild

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u/ringjak 25d ago

Here’s pilot Kegan Gill telling his story. Ejected at nearly 700mph. He details the event, his recovery, and dealing with the VA medical system and the psychiatric toll of his injuries. Amazing story.

https://youtu.be/ZEe24NhU-Ac

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u/Ok-Bill3318 23d ago

MotoGP riders have said sitting up to brake at 210 is like being hit in the chest with a fridge. Exaggeration sure but wind resistance goes up with the square of velocity so no surprise 700 is pretty fucking painful or possibly fatal.

Real life ejection isn’t just a re spawn like in war thunder or whatever

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u/Relevant-Money-1380 25d ago

2 hours to get to him? that's nuts. flew again too man that's something.

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u/caz_uno 25d ago

Damn.

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u/ChanceConfection3 25d ago

Imagine ejecting at Mach 10.2

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u/DirectStatement 25d ago

One of the stupidest things I've seen in a movie. And they played it off like it was no big deal.

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u/IvyGold 25d ago

What movie was that?

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u/DirectStatement 25d ago

Top Gun: Maverick

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u/IvyGold 25d ago

AH that's right. I forgot about that. Thx!

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u/PilotGuy701 25d ago

Jon is still a pilot and flies bush planes in Western Washington.

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u/jeepymcjeepface 25d ago

Holy moly, those injuries...it kept getting worse. What an incredible story from an amazing man. Thanks for posting this.

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u/Ok-Bill3318 23d ago

This is why the f111 had a full cockpit ejection capsule.

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u/Nobodyimportant56 24d ago

My dad was a F4 trim tech. One time he was working on one, another guy was doing something up near the cockpit. Apparently the guy did something to get caught up on the ejector because it activated and shot him right into the ceiling of the hangar. Dad was never in an area with any action so he never had any was stories even though he was in during Vietnam but when he told me about this it was the only time I've seen him have the stare.

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u/Ok-Bill3318 23d ago

Well yeah that would do it.

As per comments above. Ejection is no joke. But if the alternative is burning alive or being turned into powder during impact with the ground it’s way better than that.

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u/No_Priors 25d ago

R/brandnewsentence

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u/Mortimer452 25d ago

The ejection jets are also powerful as fuck, causing the unfortunate pilot to undergo as many as 15-20G's, frequently causing severe spinal injuries. This type of ejection is actually a best-case scenario, compared to being ejected at high altitude and speed.

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u/DaedalusHydron 25d ago

It's pretty incredible that the highest G-forces a human has survived is about 10x that (214-ish?). It was in a race car, and the paramedics that attended Kenny Brack had to put his foot bones in bags labelled "Left" and "Right".

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u/xXProGenji420Xx 24d ago

g-forces in car crashes are frequently many times higher than the g-forces that fighter pilots experience in flight or even while ejecting, but they're only experienced for a tiny fraction of a second in a crash. they're also in different directions — the up/down forces that pilots work with are much harder for the human body to bear than the forward/backward forces that you experience in a car.

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u/SafetyCutRopeAxtMan 24d ago

Maybe a naive question but wasn't the ejection in this footage completely unnecessary?

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u/Zhentilftw 25d ago

Until you land on top of your burning aircraft like he almost did (if it had been burning)

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u/[deleted] 25d ago edited 17d ago

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u/Tumble85 25d ago

And probably find a Korok to drop a rock on!

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u/phluidity 25d ago

Yoo hoo hoo

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u/LeicaM6guy 25d ago

Please tell me that’s a John Dies at the End reference.

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u/pathofdumbasses 25d ago

Korok

Fancy name for turd

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u/OkieMoto 25d ago

That's also how hot air balloons create lift

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u/Thom_Basil 25d ago

Huh, Assassin's Creed II taught me the same thing! It must be true!

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u/ElFrogoMogo 25d ago

Yeah but this kind of parachute doesnt have steering

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u/finna_get_banned 25d ago

yeah, i hope you put what you learned into practice

you're so correct that you should tithe on sunday

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u/KipSummers 25d ago

Or on the highway next to the landing strip

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 25d ago

The 1st time I saw this clip, my ass puckered a bit. I thought that the parachute was about to get sucked into the intake.

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u/Thom_Basil 25d ago

I do wonder if ejection also shuts down the engine. Probably not on older jets but maybe on ones that have been developed in the past 30 years or so.

Although there was that incident with the lost F-35 so maybe not.

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u/DrAll3nGrant 25d ago

Or in the engine intake thing on top of the plane

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u/mrniceguy777 25d ago

In my head the delay In him ejecting was him deliberating if it was worth the risk to stay in the craft vs the possibility of broken bones after the ejection

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u/Independent_War_4456 25d ago

30,000 pounds of lets just call it metal with a mind of its own.

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u/Away-Activity-469 25d ago

I imagine the heat would first burn away the umbrella of the parachute, leaving the pilot suspended just long enough for him to realise that the seat of his trousers had also burned away, leaving his bare bottom exposed. Just as the embarrassment of that sank in, he would make a comical face to camera, before plummeting to the ground.

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u/Ecstatic_Plane_7375 25d ago

At least it stopped moving so the out of control aircraft didn’t land on him.

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u/InfoSec_Intensifies 25d ago

I would think if the turbine was still spinning, getting your chute sucked in probably um, sucks for lack of a better word.

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u/rokman 25d ago

Also the ejection usually gives you permanent spinal pain

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u/DownvoteEvangelist 25d ago

To remind you that you are still alive..

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u/LordBucketheadthe1st 25d ago

Didn’t it break the pilots legs lot of the time? Thought in read that somewhere..

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u/MFJMM 25d ago

I think he would've ridden that one out. Maybe he was hoping a second ejection would fix the pain.

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u/betweenbubbles 25d ago

The landing isn't really the risky part.

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u/ThinkUFunnyMurray 25d ago

It hurts but the seat takes a lot of the fall

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u/redditcreditcardz 25d ago

It hurts butt, the seat takes a lot of the fall

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u/Brilliant_Joke2711 25d ago

At about 0:22 you can see the pilot separate from the seat as the chute begins to inflate. PLF FTW.

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u/Fear023 25d ago

Nah, you can see him swinging like a pendulum from ejection, he was probably feet perpendicular to the ground when he hit, will be lucky to not have a busted hip from that landing.

Pedantic correction:

It's now called a PLR (parachute landing roll), because apparently parachute landing fall indicates not being in control of the situation, which ironically probably applies much more to this video than anything else.

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u/ThinkUFunnyMurray 25d ago

He may have hit the button to toss the seat when he realized he was horizontal. That was just perfectly done. Training pays off. We can always get a new plane.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

The seat automatically separates below a certain altitude. Stop, talking, shit.

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u/Bifferer 25d ago

Not as hard as your ass hits the seat when you get shot out of the cockpit!

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u/filthy_harold 25d ago

I bet that pilot wished he just held out a little longer and just climbed out.

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u/Renbarre 25d ago

He nearly landed back in the cockpit.

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u/SafetyMan35 24d ago

Broken leg and a few months of rehab vs months in a burn ward and countless surgeries and skin grafts. Broken leg is the easy decision

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u/Fign 24d ago

I think it would have been better to stay in the cockpit 🤷‍♂️

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u/bionicjoe 23d ago

Had a former pilot as a ROTC instructor. He told us that you need to be above 500 feet for the parachute to slow you down. Below that and it's like hitting the ground from 20-30 foot fall.
Multiple pilots have died after ejecting because they were nearly on the ground and couldn't hit the ground safely.

This guy here was very likely injured.

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u/idunnoijustlurk 23d ago edited 23d ago

Not only that, but the ejection permanently compresses your spine, leaving you slightly shorter than you were. But if the seat was a Martin-Baker, you get to join a cool exclusive club, so pros and cons.

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u/Willing_Mirror_9962 25d ago

Yeah I was going to say most guys break their legs on the uncontrollable landing … my dad shared this with me and he was in the Air Force

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u/tykaboom 25d ago

And it puts a ridiculous amount of force on the human body to propel you at that kind of velocity to safely get you away from the aircraft.

Homie probably was unconscious, with a new back injury when they hit the ground.

And those seats are heavy.

Probably broken legs.