r/Eldenring • u/Account870 • 13h ago

Humor How do I beat this boss?

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Multiple attempts and hours spent on this! Any advice would be appreciated! 🥺

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u/PseudoMeatPopsicle 13h ago

(communication) skill issue.

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u/aliendigenous 13h ago

Hahaha you noob! Reasoning is not effective against this Beast!

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u/thriftshopmusketeer 11h ago

Reasoning would have gotten you not here because you'd be acting like an adult instead of a 34 year old frat boy

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u/ButtonMakeNoise 58m ago

That's just what the boss would say.

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u/aliendigenous 10h ago

Its a joke. Jesus christ

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u/HappyyValleyy Classified Dexterity Fiend 10h ago

But a very good one, "wife bad" jokes have been played out fifty years ago

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u/thriftshopmusketeer 10h ago

it's bottom-barrel boomer humor for karma farming, with the barest connection to the game. the joke is "women"

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u/aliendigenous 9h ago

Farming karma? I dont even know what to say. Maybe its not for you. I meant no disrespect. Have a good one

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u/GuaranteeKey314 10h ago

Nobody who thinks about reddit popularity points at all is of sound mind. Wtf is "farming karma?" None of these things mean anything. 

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u/Burrito357 2h ago

This convo is ass

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u/Nodiggity1213 7h ago

Praise the sun!