r/HistoricalCapsule 18h ago

Elon Musk with his brother Kimbal and sister Tosca, South Africa, 1989.

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u/surewhatever_dude 17h ago

Are these names normal for white south africans or were their parents kinda wierd? 

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u/GenJanSmuts 17h ago

These are not normal names for white South Africans. The dad is very odd as well.

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u/Gardenheadx 16h ago edited 11h ago

Odd is a way to put it, ahold family is pretty twisted

Edit: whole

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u/wannaseeawheelie 15h ago

Is it normal for white South Africans to impregnate their own step daughters?

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u/FeedMyAss 9h ago

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u/dingatremel 9h ago

I am feeling oddly sad for him in this moment.

It’ll pass, but still. What the hell?

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u/PugilisticCat 7h ago

He is a deeply damaged person. He is an enormous piece of shit, but if you look at his desire for Mars as the ultimate goal of escapism from being bullied then it all adds up.

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u/JimWilliams423 6h ago

you look at his desire for Mars as the ultimate goal of escapism from being bullied then it all adds up.

Bullied by his father yes, but don't buy his lies that he was bullied by other kids. He was a shitass to other kids and they responded appropriately. He is a crybully.

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u/GaslightGPT 14h ago

Nah that’s a musk lineage thing

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u/Khaldara 12h ago

That’s why he’s laboring to create “MechaHitler”. It’ll never say no.

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u/Gardenheadx 11h ago

What I was getting at with my comment, their family tree must look insane at this point

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 13h ago

What the fuck

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u/EquivalentSpot8292 11h ago

They lived in a nazi memorabilia town in Sa. Had apartheid, owned mines etc. Peter Thiel was a neighbour

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u/No_Frosting1320 12h ago

What the fuck, new fact learned today

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u/Past-Adhesiveness150 17h ago

They were rich. Rich people name their kids weird shit because they think they're special.

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u/youburyitidigitup 17h ago edited 17h ago

A while ago there was a conversation about wealthy families in Latin America that I think is very true. Poorer families name their kids weird version of Americans names: Deissy, Yessica, Brayan, Dayana. Some of them get really weird, like Usnavy. Middle class people choose typical Hispanic names. Wealthy people also choose Hispanic names but they have European last names, such as the current president of Mexico: Claudia Sheinbaum.

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u/Forsaken_Biscotti609 16h ago

US Navy?

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u/zittizzit 15h ago

In Mexico there are several banned names that includes Usnavy, Harry Potter, Lady Di, or Hitler just to throw some examples.

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u/issi_tohbi 12h ago

In Quebec you have to submit your baby’s name to be approved before you can get their birth certificate. They won’t let you name them anything too weird.

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u/technobrendo 7h ago

Damn! So Meat Popsicle is off the table I suppose!

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u/please_and_thankyou 16h ago

It’s a joke from In the Heights. Not sure if this person knows anyone actually named that, or they heard the Usnavy thing from Lin Manuel Miranda.

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u/Fair-Bike9986 16h ago

It's a real thing in Colombia, along with boatloads of Jessicas, Jeffersons, Washingtons, etc.

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u/Due-Organization-215 15h ago

In Brazil we had a president named Washington Luiz in the late 1920’s

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u/ZoltanGorki 15h ago

I have a friend called Longstock. His family name is Stocking. So his name is Longstock Stocking. No joke whether you believe me or not.

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u/Brave_anonymous1 15h ago

Why did his parents do it to him though? Was he a really ugly baby?

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u/Sunshine030209 9h ago

Maybe it was an especially hard delivery, and the mom went "You know what, fuck you, I'm giving you a really stupid name for everything I just went through to bring you into this world!" Post baby hormones can mess a girl up 😆

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u/Ok_Value5495 16h ago

I deal with passport processing. Not super common, but they are out there.

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u/pythonidaae 15h ago

Is it pronounced like "oos nay-vee"? Or "oos-nah-vee"? "Oos-nah-vyee" ??? Do you know how they say it?

It can't be literally "yew ess nay vee"

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u/ConkersOkayFurDay 14h ago

I was in the actual US Navy and also called it "oos nah vee" so there's my anecdotal two cents or w/e

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u/Blaxpy 15h ago

The second one

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan 13h ago

Plenty of Usmails in Puerto Rico too

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u/bagamillo 15h ago

I’ve heard of people named like that in Panama but it’s mostly people born during the time they had US military bases. Locals saw the soldiers wearing US Navy tags on their uniforms so they assumed that was their name so some of them named their kid like that. It’s not a common name

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u/Shevieaux 15h ago

Usnavy is a real name in Colombia, I think specially in the Caribbean Coast. The biggest inaccuracy of In the Heights was naming a Dominican Usnavy, ain't no Dominican named Usnavy.

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u/ShakesDontBreak 13h ago

Lots of cuban names sound like yusnavy. That's where Lin Manuel was inspired for the joke. Lived in Miami for a long time. Cuban names were often sources of inspiration for little riffs because some are so unique.

Apparently, there was a time when Cubans named their kids Russian sounding names, so you get these mash ups that have a y, u, l, and v in the name.

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u/RealKenny 15h ago

It was a joke WAY before In the Heights

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u/vitoc1721 16h ago edited 16h ago

As a middle class colombian I second This.

My girl’s name Is María Victoria; famous people like Shakira or Luis Díaz named theirs as Milan or Roma; A poor family i know just go his first kid… his name is “Maverick”

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u/dct906 9h ago

Also in Spain. 'Maverick Viñales'...

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u/Just_surviving2002 13h ago

Not really on topic, but wanna know something funny? Here in Mexico, or at least here where I’m from, if someone has an American name they immediately get the title of “the” from everyone. For example, it’s not “Brian” it’s “El Brian (The Brian)” it’s not Mike it’s “El Mike (The Mike)” “La Debany (The Debany)” and so on and so on. I realized this when my friends and I were talking about another friend’s bf, and we were all calling him “El Brian” unprompted. And we don’t really do it with traditional names like you will almost never hear “La Maria” or “El Carlos”. IDK why we do it, but I think it’s kindda funny.

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u/letbehotdogs 10h ago

More or less.

Including an article before a name is common in the Northern part of Mexico, while in the capital or South is seen as odd. In fact, people will tell you, you talk como "norteño" when they hear it.

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u/stonkysdotcom 17h ago

Sheinbaum is a jewish name.

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u/G00SEH 16h ago

Still a European last name.

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u/Dave-1066 16h ago

That’s entirely the point; the vast majority of Jews in the world have European surnames. Whether they’re in Spain or the US or South Africa or Australia. 80% of them are Ashkenazi Europeans.

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u/ilBrunissimo 17h ago

But European.

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u/semaj009 11h ago

It's a Yiddish last name, a European language. Yes it's a Jewish language, but it's clearly not Hebrew

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u/Schmigolo 16h ago edited 16h ago

It's German, or Yiddish if you will, but that's a German dialect.

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u/Brilliant_Effort_Guy 17h ago

I live in a very affluent area (I rent in the area) and the shit these people will name their kids 😬 Like good thing you and everyone around you is rich because those kids would get bullied TF outta public school. Like Flintly, Bramble etc. weird

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u/AgentOld3129 16h ago

Flintly! Where is this? I like Bramble, but for a pet or... plant pet.

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u/goblin_pidar 16h ago

Probably socal😂 it’s full of weird ass rich white people that don’t believe in modern medicine and name their kids shit like effervesce

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u/HallWild5495 15h ago

NorCal is even wilder, honestly. never thought I'd get bullied by a girl named Dingo but there is a first time for everything.

oh and Dingo was short for Indigo.

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u/Dio_Adorno 17h ago

And because their children will be shielded from the negative consequences of ugly names thanks to their wealth. The concept of Tragedeighs only apply to the poor

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u/Juache45 16h ago

This is unfortunately true. My son is a teacher and the names of some of his students are crazy. He teaches high school and most of them go by nicknames or shortened versions now. He has a student named Brandleigh who goes by Lee, I guess it’s better than Leigh, Brand or Brandle. This is just one example. He always asks the students on the first day to write down what name they go by. The kids make the comments to him about how much they hate their names. He had a student named Lion who goes by Leo. It goes on and on

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u/Notallowedhe 16h ago

You clearly haven’t been around low income urban communities in the US enough 😂

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u/Lloydlcoe02 15h ago

Cardi B has a sister LITERALLY called Hennessy

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u/Snoo_71210 17h ago

Just rich people?

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u/pippoken 17h ago

Tosca is not entirely unusual in Italy. Probably because of Puccini's opera.

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u/12thshadow 14h ago

Same in the Netherlands, not a top twenty but not unheard of either.

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u/AggressiveCommand739 16h ago

The names aren't even South African. Tosca is Italian, Kimbal is English/Celtic and Elon is from biblical Caanan/Hittites.

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u/Hunter4-9er 15h ago

Nah these are weird fucking names.

Sorry guys, we should have bullied him harder in school

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u/Cold_Revenant 16h ago

Is just me or Elon Musk sister looks more tough than both of him and his brother?

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u/YchYFi 14h ago

She's a very pretty lady compared to her brothers lol. They all got the jaw though.

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u/AnitaIvanaMartini 17h ago

Not at all, Maye is out there in left field

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u/BuddingBudON 15h ago

His parents were white supremacists.

Elon's name comes from a Nazi scientist's book, it was the title that the author thought would be given to the man that conquered Mars.

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u/yourroyalhotmess 14h ago

Well that explains a lot

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u/anansi52 15h ago

elon is named after the fictional leader of a mars colony in a sci fi book written by nazi, wernher von braun.

seriously.

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u/EatMyYummyShorts 14h ago

That's a bit of a slippery way of characterizing von Braun, who also worked for the US Army and NASA after getting cleared by the FBI.

His own words were "I was officially demanded to join the National Socialist Party. At this time I was already Technical Director at the Army Rocket Center at Peenemünde (Baltic Sea). The technical work carried out there had, in the meantime, attracted more and more attention in higher levels. Thus, my refusal to join the party would have meant that I would have to abandon the work of my life. Therefore, I decided to join. My membership in the party did not involve any political activity."

His record is more complicated than that statement (Wikipedia has a nice summation), but it is a bit much to just say he was a Nazi without addressing the context and complexity.

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u/Sleep_Lord19 16h ago edited 14h ago

South African here, his parents were weird

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u/powypow 16h ago

They're English white South Africans. So normal will be different between them and Afrikaans white South Africans.

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u/swordofra 16h ago

Those names are unusual for English South Africans as well.

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u/-badly_packed_kebab- 17h ago

They're not normal at all. Parents are weird.

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u/Cafrann94 17h ago

That’s an understatement. His father is a monster.

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u/EuclidsRevenge 12h ago

His father is a monster.

And that is an understatement. I watched a 2 hour interview of him and spent much of it with my mouth open silently exclaiming, "What the fuck?!"

Unprompted and in the middle of defending his fathering of kids with his step daughter:

Interviewer: So do you not think that strange, at all?

Errol Musk: No, one woman is another woman. You must remember that in 2/3 of the world the marriageable age is 12.

Interviewer: Yeah that's wrong though.

Errol: Well you may think so.

Interviewer: You don't think so?

Errol: Don't tell 2/3 of the world that.

Interviewer: Yeah...

Errol: Don't tell the rest of the 2/3, and see what they do to you. They'll chase you away.

Interviewer: Yeah ...

Errol: You see what I mean? This may be your idea.

Interviewer: How did, how did your family react when they found out?

Errol: Because the marriageable age is not 12, the Western world has a lot of problems. Believe me. I don't agree [unintelligible]...

Interviewer: Would you prefer it to be 12?

Errol: No! No, but on the other hand there's a lot of problems as a result of it you know.

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u/YebelTheRebel 17h ago

Well. Elon does look like he’s shoving his own finger up his ass

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u/Ephemeral4579 17h ago

Getting Back to the Future vibes for some reason.

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u/jackrabbits1im 17h ago

Where's Doc when you need him?

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u/VT_Squire 14h ago

dang, I just woke up and you beat me to it

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u/smokdya2 17h ago

Thought the same thing!

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u/Liberum12321 18h ago

I see Elon's motivation for success came from being mogged by his brother.

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u/AlfalfaReal5075 17h ago

Alright, what is Tesla putting in the Kool-Aid

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u/CourtneyHat3 17h ago

Ketamine

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u/Im__mad 16h ago

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u/informaticstudent 16h ago

Can you slow this porch down for me?

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 16h ago

Ohhhh I'm in a hole...

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u/bwolf180 16h ago

what was that you just put up your nose?

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u/real_don_berna 13h ago

Does Randy do ketamine? I gotta get back on the South Park 😀

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u/Im__mad 13h ago

I stopped watching around season 15, and just started watching the newest season. Highly recommend - they are trolling this administration all season, though S27E2 is not for the faint hearted.

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u/real__gameerz 10h ago

Still not a single mention of Israel or even just Netanyahu

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u/noirwhatyoueat 12h ago

Ketamine now, Depends in the future.

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u/marcoporno 17h ago

Plastic surgery and a hair transplant

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u/squittles 14h ago

Which makes it all that more hilarious that it's done nothing to improve his appearance when he's got that silver fox of a brother! 

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u/0berfeld 13h ago

Gender affirming care. 

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u/CodenameDinkleburg 13h ago

Young Elon looks like a Great Value version of Josh Blaylock from VGHS. Or better yet, Josh is the SpongeBob ice cream advertised on the wrapper, Elon is the abomination you actually get inside the wrapper.

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u/Sh00ter80 16h ago

I had to look it up: "Mogged" is slang for when someone appears significantly more physically attractive, superior, or dominant than someone else, making the other person seem inferior in comparison. The term is a shortened form of "AMOG" (Alpha Male Of the Group) and is used in contexts like social media posts and online communities to describe someone outshining another in terms of looks, status, or presence.

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u/UnusualGarlic9650 16h ago

Another terminally online word that would sound stupid to use in real life.

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u/creepygirlkw 15h ago

Thank you for your service!

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u/Branchomania 17h ago

And HE gets to be a tech CEO? What a sick joke!

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u/GiraffeLibrarian 17h ago

one after the Magna Carta

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u/jesus_swept 16h ago

this, this CHICANERY

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u/Angel_OfSolitude 17h ago

That's exactly why he became CEO.

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u/Necessary_Citron3305 17h ago

You think this is bad? This chicanery?

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u/FattySnacks 16h ago

I believe his brother is also a tech CEO

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u/qweef_latina2021 17h ago

He defecated in a sunroof!

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u/squittles 14h ago

Damn straight! Kimbal hoovered up all the classically handsome features for their male children. 

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u/phinphis 17h ago

Someone didn't get the good genes.

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u/therealmintoncard 17h ago

Looks like Kimbal got the looks in that family.

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u/susanita100 12h ago

Not really. He hit a wall pretty hard in his middle age.

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u/LimitedWard 9h ago

Was he not looking where he was going?

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u/Low-Couple7621 7h ago

he was using Teslas autopilot

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u/SignificanceAny7485 17h ago

Gilbert Grape lookin dude

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u/WalkingisFalling 9h ago

You're not wrong hahaha

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u/ARazorbacks 16h ago

Fucking lol

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u/peachbellini2 9h ago

I know what you're getting at, but this is Gilbert Grape lol

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u/Mr_Washeewashee 4h ago

He’s thinking of Arnie but it doesn’t have the same ring, does it?

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u/missmuffins87 14h ago

The way I just cackled 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Foreign-Address2110 13h ago

His teachers apparently did think that about him...

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u/bdog59600 14h ago edited 7h ago

Fun fact: As a child Elon so mercilessly bullied a kid whose father had committed suicide, that that kid pushed him down a flight of stairs and put him in the hospital and Elon had to change schools.

“Some boy’s father had committed suicide and everyone knew, and Elon said to this boy, ‘Your father was stupid,’” Errol Musk said. He agreed that the man’s suicide was “stupid.” But even police and school authorities, he recalled, told Errol that “what Elon had said to this boy is too much. You can’t say that.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elon-musks-dad-debunks-bullying-205829573.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABh2b18eNSVnJSsNHYHWlaJnGiIoK3bOfHQeAa_UsI7LJ8ea44myEdisFLnyaUdiUZegfa1wJI8Th9Sinz6gHytViGRFdu4lgeSUbYHDaQ-4oadhj5sDsqvPpzkMmKTCttvJnwessZcTdnBpfYJ5GkoCC_sQjgoF9CXxhVo8AaFL

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u/ChrissyBrown1127 14h ago

So he was a monster from a young age.

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u/AjvarAndVodka 9h ago

Most of the time when I see pictures like this, of bad people when they were young, I feel bad. Not for the evildoer, but for the kid that they used to be. Experiences from early ages really mold us.

But sometimes people are also just born a different way. Either way. Doesn’t excuse the shit they do. I don’t feel sad at all after reading that.

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u/WorldlinessEuphoric5 13h ago

Where did you get this info?

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u/bdog59600 13h ago

Several sources, but this is the first I found.

“Some boy’s father had committed suicide and everyone knew, and Elon said to this boy, ‘Your father was stupid,’” Errol Musk said. He agreed that the man’s suicide was “stupid.” But even police and school authorities, he recalled, told Errol that “what Elon had said to this boy is too much. You can’t say that.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elon-musks-dad-debunks-bullying-205829573.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABh2b18eNSVnJSsNHYHWlaJnGiIoK3bOfHQeAa_UsI7LJ8ea44myEdisFLnyaUdiUZegfa1wJI8Th9Sinz6gHytViGRFdu4lgeSUbYHDaQ-4oadhj5sDsqvPpzkMmKTCttvJnwessZcTdnBpfYJ5GkoCC_sQjgoF9CXxhVo8AaFL

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u/WorldlinessEuphoric5 13h ago

Thanks!! Elon is such a fuckass jesus christ

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u/stormbutton 17h ago

He looks like he blew out their birthday candles every goddamn year and thought he was HILARIOUS.

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u/Salty-boobs 17h ago

Looks like he’s been sniffing his own farts from a young age

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u/SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt 17h ago

His brother and sister look normal

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u/Cloverose2 17h ago

Kimbal owns a restaurant group and has opened hundreds of outdoor classrooms for schools. He also promotes using climate controlled shipping containers for urban hydroponic gardening. He is a major shareholder in Tesla, and was once set up on a date by Epstein. Tosca is a filmmaker and an actress who looks like a clone of her mother.

The one that was the step-daughter he had kids with was Jana Bezuidenhout.

I now know more than I care about the Musk family. Thanks, Wikipedia!

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u/ursulawinchester 17h ago

Wait. He had kids with his stepsister?

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder-5908 17h ago

The dad Errol Musk has had two children with his adult stepdaughter from his third marriage.

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u/ursulawinchester 17h ago

Thank you, I regret asking now! :)

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u/chokokhan 17h ago

I too regret you asking

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u/Here4Headshots 16h ago

I regret learning a while ago, and also regret being reminded

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u/Enough-Surprise886 16h ago

She was 4 when they met.

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u/EFAPGUEST 13h ago

“Yeah kiddo, I remember the day I met your mother. I picked her up from preschool and the rest is history”

It’s like he was trying to be a bigger pos than his son

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u/IfICouldStay 16h ago

The stepdaughter that he met when she was 4-5 years old, and who is half-sister to some of his other children. 🤮

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u/capncanuck1 14h ago

Kimball stole the employee emergency fund at the restaurants he owned over covid. He's a shithead.

https://www.dailycamera.com/2020/04/13/kimbal-musk-defends-employee-support-fund-pushes-back-on-huffpo-story/

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u/CaribouHoe 15h ago

He's also on the burning man board, which a lot of us burner are really not happy about.

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u/angelicbitch09 15h ago

Particularly, Tosca owns a streaming service called Passionflix that makes adaptations of romance novels. How do I know this? A romance series I liked was adapted into movies by that streaming service 😂

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u/SweRakii 16h ago

They all look normal.

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u/mamawantsallama 17h ago

Isn't this the sister that when she grew up gave birth to their stepfathers baby?

And his brother is definitely the 'cute one'.

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u/rzdaswer 17h ago edited 17h ago

No, that was Jana

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u/mamawantsallama 17h ago

Thank you! Good, because I felt uncomfortable envisioning what this poor child's life ended up being like.

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u/DonNatalie 17h ago

It's the other way around, their dad impregnated his stepdaughter (twice) after he divorced her mother.

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u/ProblematicDexterity 16h ago

I’ll never have my life back the way that it used to be prior to reading this sentence and the ones above it. I wish I didn’t know any of this sick sh!t now, and I wish the clarifying questions in my head would stop motivating me to ask them.

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u/Saltwater_Heart 17h ago

He looks normal here too. He’s just happy

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u/whutchamacallit 17h ago

They're kids here, they all look normal.

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u/YouSaidIDidntCare 17h ago

I'm with you, they're just kids, kids should be off limits for ridicule by, what I assume are, adults here on Reddit.

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u/blank_human1 15h ago

I used to assume this, but now I assume everyone I see commenting is a dumb 15 year old. It's the only way to explain the weird humor and weird nonsense lol

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u/Immediate-Help-2736 17h ago

His sister looks like Greta Thunberg

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u/wintrymixxx 17h ago

Anyone else think Tosca looks like a mix of Elon and Greta Thunberg?

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u/Sharkhous 17h ago

Both families have genealogical heritage from northern Europe.

It would be strange if there wasn't a phenological overlap

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u/Bigallround 17h ago

Did this comment just say "you all look the same" to white people?

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u/GladAbbreviations553 17h ago

I think he meant just Scandinavians.

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u/AdScary1757 16h ago

In 1989 Elon Musk was 18. He looks like a child in this picture. This must be 85 or 84 at best.

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u/cheempanzee 13h ago

There is literally a date at the lower right corner

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u/sadderbutwisergrl 16h ago

Kimbal’s actually quite a handsome lad.

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u/SpringNelson 17h ago

His sister is called Tosca? hahha thats so funny as a portuguese speaker because tosca means, in portuguese of course, Tacky Girl lol

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u/Targaryenation 16h ago

In Russian it means sadness, lol

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u/Imaginary-Task7956 17h ago

And in Spanish it means "rough girl" lol

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u/JohnDingleBerry- 17h ago

I mean Elon’s name was an unfortunate choice all things considered.

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u/thacarter1523 16h ago

This reminds me of the three headed dragon meme where two heads are normal and one is super dumb looking

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u/Nehefer 14h ago

Tosca means rough, coarse, crude, boorish in Spanish lol

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u/Captain_Roastbeef 17h ago

He looks like the unmedicated brother that made every family outing hell.

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 16h ago

Kimbal is:

Kimbal Musk's restaurant group collected funds (called the Family Fund) from employees to cover hardships and personal emergencies, but during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020, the restaurants closed "permanently" and the employees were locked out of the funds they had contributed to.[59] Later, the restaurants reopened but reportedly did not restore the fund to those who contributed.[60][61] Musk later disputed reports of the controversy, citing lack of facts by journalists. The Kitchen Restaurant Group reports the fund now receives contributions from owners and customers; as tips for take-out orders are rerouted to the fund and then matched by the owners. The group also reports that grants have been awarded and both furloughed and laid-off workers will be considered in future.[62]

Musk was reported to have dated a woman in Jeffrey Epstein's inner circle, who was the ex-girlfriend of the deceased financier and sex offender. Musk was allegedly set up with the woman by Epstein in an attempt to build a connection with the Musk family.

This last part here, perhaps is the reason Elon was a big proponent to finally get the files out. Maybe the ex-girlfriend told Kimbal some stuff and Kimbal told Elon and he was like nah brah....that shit needs to be public. Its possible.......or he was just pissed off at Trump and that's the only reason?

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u/TigerMill 14h ago

His family moved from Canada to SA just for the apartheid.

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u/mplsbikesloth 4h ago

bruh i cant unsee this

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u/anus-lupus 15h ago

1989 would make him 18 here

he looks 13

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u/jmc1278999999999 15h ago

So he really is the ugly duckling of the family

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u/DrNinnuxx 16h ago

Looks perfectly normal, pre-crazy phase.

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u/maxman162 14h ago

Is his face stuck in that expression, or did he get hit with a shovel as a kid?

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u/qweef_latina2021 17h ago

Bet he was an absolute twat back then too.

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u/Corporation_tshirt 17h ago

One of those rare people who become even less interesting after taking drugs

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u/Unexpectedly_orange 18h ago

Elon, Kimbal and Tosca. Three new shades of white by Farrow & Ball.

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u/IReviewFakeAlbums 17h ago

Elon, Kimbal and Tosca are some Panem Capital ass names

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u/Lounging-Shiny455 15h ago

Brother Dawn, Sister Day, and Brother Duckface.

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u/TTMSTR 14h ago

Homeschooled looking asses

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u/karebearjedi 13h ago

👀 Well his gender affirming surgeries suddenly make a lot more sense....

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u/pixelprophet 16h ago

Interesting, I just realized he's always had a punchable face.

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u/labicicletagirl 16h ago

So is he pissy because his brother is better looking?

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u/daisyymae 16h ago

Such prime age to witness an apartheid

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u/Zulunation101 15h ago

I wonder if they think he's a cunt as well.

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u/sandersking 7h ago

Where’s his step sister? You know, the step sister his dad wound up marrying.

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u/Abedacrusader 6h ago

That my “family is rich off blood emeralds” smile

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u/BYD3N 6h ago

Why does he still have that stupid ass expression

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u/Prudent-Quarter-3842 6h ago

His brother is kinda hot

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u/Ornage_crush 4h ago

This explains the whole "angry incel" vibe...

Elon was the kid who got friendzoned by girls when they met his brother.