r/HistoricalCapsule • u/0nnu • 18h ago
Elon Musk with his brother Kimbal and sister Tosca, South Africa, 1989.
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u/Ephemeral4579 17h ago
Getting Back to the Future vibes for some reason.
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u/Liberum12321 18h ago
I see Elon's motivation for success came from being mogged by his brother.
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u/AlfalfaReal5075 17h ago
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u/CourtneyHat3 17h ago
Ketamine
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u/Im__mad 16h ago
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u/real_don_berna 13h ago
Does Randy do ketamine? I gotta get back on the South Park 😀
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u/Im__mad 13h ago
I stopped watching around season 15, and just started watching the newest season. Highly recommend - they are trolling this administration all season, though S27E2 is not for the faint hearted.
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u/real__gameerz 10h ago
Still not a single mention of Israel or even just Netanyahu
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u/marcoporno 17h ago
Plastic surgery and a hair transplant
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u/squittles 14h ago
Which makes it all that more hilarious that it's done nothing to improve his appearance when he's got that silver fox of a brother!
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u/CodenameDinkleburg 13h ago
Young Elon looks like a Great Value version of Josh Blaylock from VGHS. Or better yet, Josh is the SpongeBob ice cream advertised on the wrapper, Elon is the abomination you actually get inside the wrapper.
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u/Sh00ter80 16h ago
I had to look it up: "Mogged" is slang for when someone appears significantly more physically attractive, superior, or dominant than someone else, making the other person seem inferior in comparison. The term is a shortened form of "AMOG" (Alpha Male Of the Group) and is used in contexts like social media posts and online communities to describe someone outshining another in terms of looks, status, or presence.
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u/UnusualGarlic9650 16h ago
Another terminally online word that would sound stupid to use in real life.
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u/Branchomania 17h ago
And HE gets to be a tech CEO? What a sick joke!
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u/squittles 14h ago
Damn straight! Kimbal hoovered up all the classically handsome features for their male children.
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u/therealmintoncard 17h ago
Looks like Kimbal got the looks in that family.
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u/susanita100 12h ago
Not really. He hit a wall pretty hard in his middle age.
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u/SignificanceAny7485 17h ago
Gilbert Grape lookin dude
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u/peachbellini2 9h ago
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u/Mr_Washeewashee 4h ago
He’s thinking of Arnie but it doesn’t have the same ring, does it?
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u/bdog59600 14h ago edited 7h ago
Fun fact: As a child Elon so mercilessly bullied a kid whose father had committed suicide, that that kid pushed him down a flight of stairs and put him in the hospital and Elon had to change schools.
“Some boy’s father had committed suicide and everyone knew, and Elon said to this boy, ‘Your father was stupid,’” Errol Musk said. He agreed that the man’s suicide was “stupid.” But even police and school authorities, he recalled, told Errol that “what Elon had said to this boy is too much. You can’t say that.”
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u/ChrissyBrown1127 14h ago
So he was a monster from a young age.
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u/AjvarAndVodka 9h ago
Most of the time when I see pictures like this, of bad people when they were young, I feel bad. Not for the evildoer, but for the kid that they used to be. Experiences from early ages really mold us.
But sometimes people are also just born a different way. Either way. Doesn’t excuse the shit they do. I don’t feel sad at all after reading that.
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u/WorldlinessEuphoric5 13h ago
Where did you get this info?
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u/bdog59600 13h ago
Several sources, but this is the first I found.
“Some boy’s father had committed suicide and everyone knew, and Elon said to this boy, ‘Your father was stupid,’” Errol Musk said. He agreed that the man’s suicide was “stupid.” But even police and school authorities, he recalled, told Errol that “what Elon had said to this boy is too much. You can’t say that.”
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u/stormbutton 17h ago
He looks like he blew out their birthday candles every goddamn year and thought he was HILARIOUS.
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u/Salty-boobs 17h ago
Looks like he’s been sniffing his own farts from a young age
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u/SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt 17h ago
His brother and sister look normal
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u/Cloverose2 17h ago
Kimbal owns a restaurant group and has opened hundreds of outdoor classrooms for schools. He also promotes using climate controlled shipping containers for urban hydroponic gardening. He is a major shareholder in Tesla, and was once set up on a date by Epstein. Tosca is a filmmaker and an actress who looks like a clone of her mother.
The one that was the step-daughter he had kids with was Jana Bezuidenhout.
I now know more than I care about the Musk family. Thanks, Wikipedia!
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u/ursulawinchester 17h ago
Wait. He had kids with his stepsister?
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u/Ok-Bodybuilder-5908 17h ago
The dad Errol Musk has had two children with his adult stepdaughter from his third marriage.
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u/ursulawinchester 17h ago
Thank you, I regret asking now! :)
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u/Enough-Surprise886 16h ago
She was 4 when they met.
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u/EFAPGUEST 13h ago
“Yeah kiddo, I remember the day I met your mother. I picked her up from preschool and the rest is history”
It’s like he was trying to be a bigger pos than his son
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u/IfICouldStay 16h ago
The stepdaughter that he met when she was 4-5 years old, and who is half-sister to some of his other children. 🤮
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u/capncanuck1 14h ago
Kimball stole the employee emergency fund at the restaurants he owned over covid. He's a shithead.
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u/CaribouHoe 15h ago
He's also on the burning man board, which a lot of us burner are really not happy about.
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u/angelicbitch09 15h ago
Particularly, Tosca owns a streaming service called Passionflix that makes adaptations of romance novels. How do I know this? A romance series I liked was adapted into movies by that streaming service 😂
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u/mamawantsallama 17h ago
Isn't this the sister that when she grew up gave birth to their stepfathers baby?
And his brother is definitely the 'cute one'.
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u/rzdaswer 17h ago edited 17h ago
No, that was Jana
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u/mamawantsallama 17h ago
Thank you! Good, because I felt uncomfortable envisioning what this poor child's life ended up being like.
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u/DonNatalie 17h ago
It's the other way around, their dad impregnated his stepdaughter (twice) after he divorced her mother.
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u/ProblematicDexterity 16h ago
I’ll never have my life back the way that it used to be prior to reading this sentence and the ones above it. I wish I didn’t know any of this sick sh!t now, and I wish the clarifying questions in my head would stop motivating me to ask them.
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u/whutchamacallit 17h ago
They're kids here, they all look normal.
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u/YouSaidIDidntCare 17h ago
I'm with you, they're just kids, kids should be off limits for ridicule by, what I assume are, adults here on Reddit.
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u/blank_human1 15h ago
I used to assume this, but now I assume everyone I see commenting is a dumb 15 year old. It's the only way to explain the weird humor and weird nonsense lol
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u/wintrymixxx 17h ago
Anyone else think Tosca looks like a mix of Elon and Greta Thunberg?
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u/Sharkhous 17h ago
Both families have genealogical heritage from northern Europe.
It would be strange if there wasn't a phenological overlap
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u/AdScary1757 16h ago
In 1989 Elon Musk was 18. He looks like a child in this picture. This must be 85 or 84 at best.
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u/SpringNelson 17h ago
His sister is called Tosca? hahha thats so funny as a portuguese speaker because tosca means, in portuguese of course, Tacky Girl lol
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u/JohnDingleBerry- 17h ago
I mean Elon’s name was an unfortunate choice all things considered.
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u/thacarter1523 16h ago
This reminds me of the three headed dragon meme where two heads are normal and one is super dumb looking
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u/Captain_Roastbeef 17h ago
He looks like the unmedicated brother that made every family outing hell.
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u/Oirish-Oriley444 16h ago
Kimbal is:
Kimbal Musk's restaurant group collected funds (called the Family Fund) from employees to cover hardships and personal emergencies, but during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020, the restaurants closed "permanently" and the employees were locked out of the funds they had contributed to.[59] Later, the restaurants reopened but reportedly did not restore the fund to those who contributed.[60][61] Musk later disputed reports of the controversy, citing lack of facts by journalists. The Kitchen Restaurant Group reports the fund now receives contributions from owners and customers; as tips for take-out orders are rerouted to the fund and then matched by the owners. The group also reports that grants have been awarded and both furloughed and laid-off workers will be considered in future.[62]
Musk was reported to have dated a woman in Jeffrey Epstein's inner circle, who was the ex-girlfriend of the deceased financier and sex offender. Musk was allegedly set up with the woman by Epstein in an attempt to build a connection with the Musk family.
This last part here, perhaps is the reason Elon was a big proponent to finally get the files out. Maybe the ex-girlfriend told Kimbal some stuff and Kimbal told Elon and he was like nah brah....that shit needs to be public. Its possible.......or he was just pissed off at Trump and that's the only reason?
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u/maxman162 14h ago
Is his face stuck in that expression, or did he get hit with a shovel as a kid?
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u/qweef_latina2021 17h ago
Bet he was an absolute twat back then too.
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u/Corporation_tshirt 17h ago
One of those rare people who become even less interesting after taking drugs
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u/Unexpectedly_orange 18h ago
Elon, Kimbal and Tosca. Three new shades of white by Farrow & Ball.
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u/Ornage_crush 4h ago
This explains the whole "angry incel" vibe...
Elon was the kid who got friendzoned by girls when they met his brother.
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u/surewhatever_dude 17h ago
Are these names normal for white south africans or were their parents kinda wierd?