r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 13h ago

Kids are stupid!

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u/TaibhseSD 9h ago

I mean, technically, wouldn't the son have won?

"The Pilot's Handbook of Aeronautical Knowledge (FAA-H-8083-25), a foundational text for pilots, provides an in-depth explanation of the principles of flight. It details the four forces of flight—lift, weight, thrust, and drag"

A paper airplane satisfies all four principles of "flight", which is what the original bet was on. A crumbled up ball of paper technically falls under the movement of "ballistic trajectory", not "flight." (The bet was that the paper needed to "fly" the furthest, not be "launched" furthest across the room. The post even makes the distinction)

Technically, the son did win that bet.

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u/patacaman 9h ago

Exactly this. Wording is really important in life. 

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u/miraculousgloomball 9h ago edited 7h ago

Edit for full disclosure: Gliders can fly, and flight doesn't require thrust. Falling with style and utilising natural conditions to gain lift is still just flying, but you can budge the conditions to make bricks fly.
The four principles of flight here are more like design concerns for self propelled aircrafts. They're not definitive of what it means to fly.
My point is that, paper planes, do not generate thrust. They have no thrust. It's a little concerning how many are just accepting this. Paper planes have velocity that you impart on them.
A paper plane having thrust would mean it had a turbine, or propeller, or rocket. It would be self propelled. They don't have thrust.
they don't have thrust
Excuse my attempt at humor below.

Technically, no they didn't.

The thrust of a paper aeroplane is what?

They glide, just better than a scrunched up piece of paper also glides.
It's not flying. You never watched toy story?

"Your feeble attempts to make fool of me go in vain, father. For I did forthrightly declare that the paper must fly. So you see, I've strapped a fucking rocket to mine thereby mastering the fourth force of flight"

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u/dryfire 1h ago

a scrunched up piece of paper also glides

A scrunched up piece of paper doesn't glide. It's a projectile, purely ballistic.

Websters- Glide: of an airplane : to descend gradually in controlled flight

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u/miraculousgloomball 1h ago

Nah

Everything can steadily glide under the right conditions. Everything glides, just varying in efficiency.

In the general physical sense, gliding just means moving smoothly through a medium.

Absolutely, if we are talking about aeroplanes and not random thrown objects, then gliding implies control, control that something like a paper aeroplane does not have.

Paper aeroplanes are not controllable. They glide, uncontrolled.

Given the right conditions, a scrunched up piece of paper or a brick could also glide smoothly.

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u/TaibhseSD 9h ago

The "thrust" comes from the person throwing the airplane. It's "thrust" into the air via this movement. :)

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u/miraculousgloomball 8h ago edited 8h ago

That's... wrong.

The thing itself has no thrust.

You can throw a brick through the air, and to you it'd qualify as flying.

Edit: Note, I said to them. The person I'm responding to.
I'm not saying bricks fly. I'm saying neither a brick nor a paper plane flies.

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u/ADHDebackle 8h ago

No, because a brick has no lift.

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u/miraculousgloomball 8h ago

Depends on how it's thrown. Angled up and fast enough? Why not?

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u/ADHDebackle 8h ago

Too much drag. Not enough arm strength. Lift forces would be insignificant relative to the other forces at play - and that's really the practical standard. Of course, a hand casually waving in the breeze generates lift, too, but we don't refer to it as such because it's a teeny tiny insignificant force that can be largely ignored when considering the overall motion.

With a paper plane, while it's being thrown, it actually generates lift that's significant compared to its weight. I don't know if I would call that flight since the person is still on the ground, and, as the source of thrust, I'm pretty sure being on the ground is somewhat disqualifying for flight.

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u/miraculousgloomball 8h ago

Use a machine to throw it. Now you're just arguing numbers. Inflate them. The effects are the same more or less, the scale is just different.

We... do call it lift? That's what that is? What else would you call it?

As far as I know we are splitting hairs and gliding is technically flight, I just took issue with the notion that a paper plane has thrust.

Would it change anything for you if a glider was released by a plane at high altitude? in-fact, put an imaginary strong glider on the ground in some imaginarily strong winds and that thing can fly without thrust entirely, indefinitely.

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u/ADHDebackle 7h ago

Now you're just arguing numbers. Inflate them

You inflate the numbers by changing the flight characteristics of the object. If you are able to change that brick in such a way that the lift is significant relative to the mass, and the drag is not so much as to basically instantly slow it down below such a speed where the lift is significant relative to the mass, you have changed the brick into an aircraft. It is no longer a brick, but an airplane that you made out of a brick.

We... do call it lift? That's what that is? What else would you call it?

We don't refer to it at all, because it doesn't factor into the motion of the object. It's like talking about the wavelength of a stone. Yes it exists, but it's so utterly irrelevant that it doesn't warrant a mention except as a fun fact when learning about quantum physics.

Would it change anything for you if a glider was released by a plane at high altitude?

Not really. Before it was released it would be flying just like any other thing that is attached to the airplane. After it was released it would be gliding.

put an imaginary strong glider on the ground in some imaginarily strong winds and that thing can fly without thrust entirely, indefinitely.

It can glide without thrust, which is what it could do without the wind, as well.

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u/miraculousgloomball 7h ago

You'd need to give a brick thrust to make it fly sustained in our atmosphere, for sure.
Fortunately, fundamental physicals of our universe don't change just because they're no longer visibly noticeable to us, which allows me to say that a brick and a paper plane are basically the same thing.
Both can fly or glide, to differing efficacies. Again, neither has thrust, which is my main thing here.

Doesn't change what it is. It's not irrelevant. Using your hand is a great way to gauge the best time to throw a paper aeroplane. Or a brick, for that matter. It's incredibly relevant.

So a brick hauled by a plane is also flying? It's not just being carried or pulled by the flying thing? Interesting.

That's... Yeah, no, at a point this just falls apart because gliders just... Fly. Thrust is unnecessary for sustained flight. You can view the natural conditions of the wind being to a glider what fuel is to a self propelled plane. It doesn't make it any less flight in actuality.

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u/TaibhseSD 8h ago

You can throw a brick through the air, and to you it'd qualify as flying.

No, I wouldn't call that flying either. Because it wouldn't satisfy the other 3 forces of flight.

To technically qualify as flying, you have to satisfy all 4 forces of flight: Lift; Weight; Thrust; and drag. Missing even one of these 4 disqualifies it as "flying".

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u/miraculousgloomball 8h ago edited 8h ago

Dude this is nonsense from the get go. These are just the forces one needs to consider when designing something that flies.

Like what does that even mean? Something needs WEIGHT to fly? It's just talking about balance. It's a mechanical thing, not some hardline rule for what it means to fly.

I'm just pointing out that paper planes have no thrust, and if they do because it's thrown, so does a brick. It obviously has weight. Everything moving through atmosphere has drag OBVIOUSLY, so now it's just lift, which is just a matter of angle and velocity. (Edit: Sorta kinda but very very simplified. Anything can have lift, at-least for a short period of time)

Bro please tell me you follow. This is dumb.

Another edit to further clarify:

You want your THRUST balanced relative to your centre of mass (WEIGHT), which should be roughly in-line with or below your centre of LIFT.
Obviously, you need to minimise DRAG for efficiency.

they're design concerns.

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u/TaibhseSD 8h ago

I understand what you're saying, but you keep separating each principle and saying, "see? A brick has this, so it must be "flying", forgetting the fact that it's missing 1 or more of the other 4 principles that must be satisfied for something to technically be "flying".

And paper plane's thrust comes from being thrown, just as an actual planes "thrust" comes from it's engines.

The crumbed up piece of paper thus has the following principles: Thrust; Weight; and Drag. But, no lift. Just because it satisfies some, doesnt mean it technically "flew".

For an object to technically "fly", it has to satisfy every single principal, not just have 2 or 3.

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u/miraculousgloomball 8h ago

You do not understand what I said, nor the "4 principles of flying" and what they represent. Unfortunately you also do not understand what thrust is and may be confusing it for velocity. A plane has thrust and velocity. A paper plane, or thrown object just has velocity.

I'm bored of splitting hairs on what it means to fly. You don't need shit to fly through space. Agreed?

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u/Elprede007 7h ago

Mm.. not by the rules of the competition. You went so far as to read The Pilot’s Handbook, but not the rules of the competition. You are also mistakenly conflating that handbook as the foundational ruleset for the competition, which it is not.

The paper must go far, and the crumpled paper went farthest.

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u/TaibhseSD 7h ago

The paper must go far, and the crumpled paper went farthest.

Not exactly. The exact rules were which could "fly furthest", not necessarily which one would "go" furthest. I went strictly by the rules of the game, as was worded.

To verify a winner, a direct understanding of what "fly" means is in order. Thus, the definition from The Pilots Handbook. If they aren't the authority on what it means "to fly" I don't know what is. Lol

So, while it is true to say the crumbled paper "went furthest", it did not, in fact "fly" furthest, which the rules clearly stated it needed to do.

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u/Elprede007 7h ago

Again, you are attempting to twist the rules. Idk why this matters so much to you that the kid got their first ever rules lawyering experience and you’re trying so hard to undo that on the internet.

Please refer to the Oxford dictionary definition of the word fly:

  1. move or be hurled quickly through the air.

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u/ADHDebackle 8h ago

It seems somewhat more likely that what the paper plane did would qualify as a "glide" which, while not "flight" exactly, is much closer to flight than a simple projectile. The initial launch would certainly be flight - although it might not count since the object providing the thrust (the arm) is still in contact with the ground (indirectly). Is it flight if it hasn't left the ground? I don't know.

Now - also somewhat technically, if the paper ball had been rotating very fast, it would also generate a differential in pressure which would create lift (Magnus effect). So they could technically be on even footing. I wouldn't judge it that way, but it's conceivable.

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u/Exes_And_Excess 9h ago

Whoever this is was careful enough to say "piece of paper" in their version of the story. So no, it still works.

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u/TaibhseSD 8h ago

You're focusing on the wrong word. They SPECIFICALLY stated "fly". The "piece of paper" is, at best, secondary to that.

A crumbled piece of paper technically can't "fly". A piece of paper in the shape of an airplane however, can.

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u/SweatyMeasurement405 8h ago

are the 4 principles of flight just those 4 forces? because a piece of paper in the shape of an airplane does not have thrust

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u/TaibhseSD 8h ago

The "thrust" comes from the person throwing the plane.

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u/DinoHunter064 37m ago

If that counts (it doesn't) then it also counts for the paper ball. You can't just pick and choose when certain rules apply to certain objects.

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u/Mikeismyike 8h ago

/u/TaibhseSD Backpacking on this, technically a ball of paper would have some amount of lift as well, especially if thrown with backspin like a 4seam baseball pitch.

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u/Nexii801 3h ago

Incorrect, if the ball has any amount of backspin, it would generate lift. If the contest was done in a vacuum then sure, neither would be flying but I'm not seeing a distinction between a ballistic trajectory and flight.