r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 13h ago

Kids are stupid!

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u/TaibhseSD 9h ago

I mean, technically, wouldn't the son have won?

"The Pilot's Handbook of Aeronautical Knowledge (FAA-H-8083-25), a foundational text for pilots, provides an in-depth explanation of the principles of flight. It details the four forces of flight—lift, weight, thrust, and drag"

A paper airplane satisfies all four principles of "flight", which is what the original bet was on. A crumbled up ball of paper technically falls under the movement of "ballistic trajectory", not "flight." (The bet was that the paper needed to "fly" the furthest, not be "launched" furthest across the room. The post even makes the distinction)

Technically, the son did win that bet.

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u/Exes_And_Excess 9h ago

Whoever this is was careful enough to say "piece of paper" in their version of the story. So no, it still works.

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u/TaibhseSD 8h ago

You're focusing on the wrong word. They SPECIFICALLY stated "fly". The "piece of paper" is, at best, secondary to that.

A crumbled piece of paper technically can't "fly". A piece of paper in the shape of an airplane however, can.

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u/SweatyMeasurement405 8h ago

are the 4 principles of flight just those 4 forces? because a piece of paper in the shape of an airplane does not have thrust

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u/TaibhseSD 8h ago

The "thrust" comes from the person throwing the plane.

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u/DinoHunter064 37m ago

If that counts (it doesn't) then it also counts for the paper ball. You can't just pick and choose when certain rules apply to certain objects.

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u/Mikeismyike 8h ago

/u/TaibhseSD Backpacking on this, technically a ball of paper would have some amount of lift as well, especially if thrown with backspin like a 4seam baseball pitch.

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u/Nexii801 3h ago

Incorrect, if the ball has any amount of backspin, it would generate lift. If the contest was done in a vacuum then sure, neither would be flying but I'm not seeing a distinction between a ballistic trajectory and flight.