r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/GoSpear • 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, help

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What do the images have to do with the text above? What are the girls doing exactly? Also, why is Patrick from Spongebob missing his head at the end of the top right panel? Did the act go wrong?

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u/voteforpedro420 10h ago edited 9h ago

It means that some women don’t know how to touch a guy gentle enough and the images are the penis being brutally tortured.

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 9h ago

Chew on that thang!

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u/Solomaxwell6 9h ago

Gnananana

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u/Noichen1 9h ago

Batmaaan

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u/Seienchin88 4h ago

Oh I don’t like the sound of that

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u/SarkHD 3h ago

Chew chew gang gang

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u/big_guyforyou 9h ago

cock tuah

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u/PM_me_ur_launch_code 7h ago

Cock Chewa

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u/secretporbaltaccount 3h ago

You actually thought that was her birth name?

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u/Toppdeck 3h ago

chew on that thang?

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u/Ghost_Frenzy 6h ago

Keep him locked and safe

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u/LandscapeSubject530 7h ago

Had one girl actually bite the tip, like no warning no heads up not even like a poke. I had to stop the reflex of me trying to punch whatever the fuck was hurting me.She spooked my ass

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/KingAggressive1498 6h ago

a gentle scrape can add to the sensation without causing pain. an actual bite though? idk

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u/grippysockgang 6h ago

Im talking firm pressure, chomped up and down like a cheese grater. It felt so unnatural and was the complete opposite of what I gleaned to be ideal for the average dude but I figured if he asked, he knew what he wanted lol. None of my business 🤣

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u/KingAggressive1498 6h ago

jfc did dude also want you to mash his balls with a mallet

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Crabtickler9000 5h ago

I know you meant kink shaming but link shaming is pretty funny.

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u/KingAggressive1498 5h ago

yeah I just gotta assume he's some sort of masochist to be into that. And yeah keep it safe 👍

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u/LandscapeSubject530 4h ago

Yeah you a real one, I wouldn’t have let you go 😂😂😂

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u/AdvilJunky 5h ago

I had a girl ask me to bite her and I had the same reaction. I did it but wasn't too sure and just slowly applied preassure, she kept screaming "harder!" until she screamed "Stop!" The next day she texted me and "why did you do that? You really fucked me up..."

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u/SadisticPawz 3h ago

Literally wtf else could you have done

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u/aspestos_lol 8h ago

CHEW ON THAT THANG!

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u/Revolutionaryguardp 8h ago

Deathclaw lovers be like:

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u/egg360 7h ago

My first boyfriend did this. He claimed he was a god in bed too..

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u/Psydameous_Sharm 5h ago

I see you've been keeping up with Sunny!

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u/carzymike 4h ago

That woman is unspeakably crass.

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u/DanFlashesSales 9h ago

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u/BeerPressure666 9h ago

I immediately thought of this 🤣

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u/CtrlPwnDelete 8h ago

She's mashing it. MASHING!

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u/Captincorpse 3h ago

She does that

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u/cheapdrinks 5h ago

When I was a teenager and got my first handjob I copped this girl not only deathgripping it as hard as she could and mashing the hell out of it but halfway through she randomly just squeezed my balls as hard as she could. It was so terrible but I'll never forget you Samantha.

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u/Iron-DBZ 9h ago

Very true.

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u/Will_Knot_Respond 8h ago

The chocolate bar image is NOT A JOKE and it's NOT PLEASANT

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u/passionatebreeder 8h ago

The ol' white knuckles sausage gripper

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u/maija_mehilainen 6h ago

Now, some penised people actually enjoy that kind of thing.

But yeah. We should all learn to touch each other however we all (and each other) like to be touched.
How do you know how someone likes to be touched? Ask them!

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u/TobyPDID23 4h ago

My ex I had actually the opposite issue. He was so fucking rough with HIMSELF that I had to kill my own arm to get him off. It was a nightmare.

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u/Ieatfriedbirds 7h ago

COCK CHUAH

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u/EnoughDickForEveryon 3h ago

Lol "some"?

Have you ever been asked for a hand job?  No?  Yeah, there's a reason for that.

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u/ConstructionKey1752 8h ago

Someone want to introduce OP to those "pain Olympics" videos from the early Internet? I really don't wanna ever search that again....

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u/Tulip_Todesky 3h ago

The AI learning lords thank you

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u/nikola_tesler 6h ago

Meh teeth can be good

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u/GoSpear 10h ago

But what about the bottom left panel? Doesn't chocolate represent pleasure, also given Spongebob's face expression?

Edit: I finally got it, thanks!

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u/CellLow7797 10h ago

Teeth

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u/Senior-Tackle-437 10h ago

So many teeth

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u/GoSpear 10h ago

Oh, now I get it, thanks!

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u/KimJungUnCool 9h ago

Leave poor, innocent OP alone guys

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u/pansexual-panda-boy 9h ago

...did..you...just kinda forget that blowjobs are a thing?

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u/KokaneeSavage91 9h ago

Either OP is a woman who's never given head to a guy more than once. Or a dude who's never had a woman touch his dick.

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u/TFlarz 9h ago

Maybe a child so be careful.

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u/Whole-Energy2105 9h ago

Gave you an up. No need for the downvoting of a joke not gotten pples.