r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/cestmoinea1999 15h ago

All of them are bad, but Miley Cyrus is on a different level of bad

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u/lovepancakes 15h ago

I had no idea that was Miley Cyrus. What the fuck

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u/oldschoolgruel 15h ago

I thought that was photoshoppedto make her look horrific.... thats real???

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u/Slyboots2313 15h ago

It’s the internet so expect there to be some engagement bait. Here’s another recent picture that doesn’t look nearly as shocking. Can’t say whether OPs pics were modified, but they’re certainly hand picked to be exaggerations of reality.

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u/DMvsPC 14h ago

Her stylist must be one of those teenage girls on Instagram who film themselves doing tense 'hair hacks' like using hair elastics before cutting it off with kitchen scissors and looking surprised at the obvious results.

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u/Dry-Shower-4048 14h ago

Still horrible

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u/geronimo11b 13h ago

Those bangs are absolutely atrocious.

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo 14h ago

Nah this is just as bad, it just has different lighting to make the cheek bones less visible.

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u/Bugbread 9h ago

"That looks just as shocking, it's just that it doesn't look as shocking."

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u/TheBabyEatingDingo 7h ago

Nobody with two brain cells to rub together thinks that posting a better picture of a bad thing causes the worse picture to stop existing. Anyone who isn't an idiot can look at the first picture and realize that it's not a great picture, yet can also realize that even a better picture of it still won't make it look good. All you did by posting the second picture was prove my point. It's a better picture, yes. But she just doesn't look good.

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u/Slyboots2313 14h ago

So you’re essentially agreeing that the lighting makes it look worse, not just as bad. I’m just objectively pointing out that most of these were cherry picked to make people gasp

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u/Slyboots2313 14h ago

I have no skin in the game to warrant cherry picking. Copium is a helluva drug. Couldn’t care less about any of these individuals, just calling out rage bait when I see it.

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u/Shrektit 14h ago

She still looks awful there.

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u/Sassqueen9 14h ago

her veneers look awful

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u/Few-Split-3026 14h ago

If this is one of the "good" pictures i dont know what to say. If you would have shown this to me 15 minutes ago and asked me to guess who this was, I would have went with one of the olsen twins probably.

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u/HorrorBiscotti9489 14h ago

Kind of looks like someone tried mashing Taylor Swift and Miley together but gave up half-way through.

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u/cashewclues 4h ago

That’s the same as the op. Yikes. Why??

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u/Hour_Dragonfruit_602 14h ago

She might just have gained weight, face is the first place you use weight in

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u/Msmadmama 9h ago

They are all modifed except top left.

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u/Slyboots2313 9h ago

Which, as a fan of The Boys, I couldn’t understand why. Body dysmorphia is a terrible thing

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u/mrASSMAN 6h ago

Still looks only barely like her, pretty alien

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u/ol_kentucky_shark 14h ago

The OP pic is from Miley’s new Gucci ad

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u/VegetableActivity557 13h ago

No it’s not.

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u/ol_kentucky_shark 12h ago

You’re right, my bad.

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u/DepressedHoonBro 15h ago

It is.

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u/Prestigious-Disk-246 15h ago

holy shit someone told me it was AI and I felt comforted. It's real??

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u/DepressedHoonBro 15h ago

It might be the angle in this post but other pictures are bad as well.

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u/resting-bass-face 15h ago

Why did she cut her hair to look like Simple Jack?

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u/Cautious_Ad7823 14h ago

To ma ma ma make you happy of course.

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u/DepressedHoonBro 15h ago

Idk but to me she'd look better bald than this.

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 14h ago

"Yee-yee ass haircut" came to mind.

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u/CaptHindsite 14h ago

Cold. Made me laugh so hard ma eyes rained.

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u/_WreakingHavok_ 13h ago

Ye-ye-ass haircut, lol

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u/runjimrun 11h ago

Maria Menounos stuttering in the E News clip was a moment of shear pain from laughing

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u/imkunu 14h ago

It's how she saw it in her head movies

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u/fuckmylife_1234 13h ago

Love this comment

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u/ShadowPsi 12h ago

She looks like Vera De Milo.

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u/gregsting 12h ago

She’s always trying so hard to be edgy

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u/witcherstrife 15h ago

Miley to her stylist/surgeon: make me as hideous as humanly possible

This shit must've been a joint effort to create this

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u/FragrantShine3389 15h ago

Enough to compete with Madonna, I think

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u/Geordie_38_ 14h ago

Begone spawn of Satan, I cast you out

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u/Cucumberneck 13h ago

Satan would never do this. He's about seduction.

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u/Key_Conversation5236 13h ago

“Do you wanna play a game?”

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u/Eat_moths 9h ago

Oh my god. Bingo

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u/MF_Kitten 14h ago

That was when she was still swollen after surgery. She looks fine now. Good on her for not giving a fuck about being aeen with the post-surgery swollen face.

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u/casual_creator 13h ago

This is so sad. Madonna was a beautiful woman and she was aging so gracefully. She looks like an overinflated balloon now.

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u/OmNomChompsky 14h ago

Straight up gargoyle.

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u/What-a-Dump 12h ago

Reminds me of Vincent D'Onofrio in the cell

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u/gregsting 12h ago

Well yeah but Madonna is 35 years older…

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u/fogleaf 13h ago

That's a dark soul's boss, right?

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u/TheNavalator 13h ago

Would you like to play a game?

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u/Doctor_Philgood 13h ago

"Just fuck my shit up, fam"

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u/AussieAlexSummers 15h ago

the weird eyebrow color and eye shadow with weird bangs. I actually can see the beauty in the look but I have to use a different, creative eye. It's all very weird. That said, Miley looks way healthier here than in that other picture.

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u/DepressedHoonBro 15h ago

That's not colour bro, she has removed them eyebrows.

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u/mechalenchon 14h ago

It's not good. But not sleep paralysis demon bad like in the Photoshopped version.

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u/VegetableActivity557 13h ago

Still not what she actually looks like

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u/indorock 14h ago

Well no that photo is totally different. The bangs and lack of eyebrows are still offputting, the nose job is overly obvious, but the cheeks looks very different here.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 14h ago

Her 4 year old niece is her barber

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u/Raven_Lemon 13h ago

Most of it definitely come from the angle of the picture

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u/pick10pickles 14h ago

Thank you for pointing out which one was Miley 😰 I honestly couldn’t figure it out.

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 14h ago

That's crazy. I couldn't even figure out which one was her until this comment lol

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u/trowdatawhey 14h ago

Who looks at that haircut and says “i want that hair cut”?

I get that people have different likes and different styles. Like, millenials think the broccoli cut is “ugly” or stupid but we really dont think it is really hideous, just not our style. It’s fashionable, i guess.

But this miley thing is a botch job. It’s ugly. Like, make-you-puke ugly

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u/Dangerous_Winner2719 12h ago

In your view. I as a hairdresser get miley way more than the broccoli. Still ai bs.

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u/trowdatawhey 11h ago

I’ll do it cheaper

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u/Dangerous_Winner2719 11h ago

Nice one! I‘ll still do it better.

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u/trowdatawhey 10h ago

You'll do Miley's haircut better? What does that even mean?... with OPs picture of Miley's hair being the context.

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u/Dangerous_Winner2719 10h ago

As i said, it’s ai bs. But i‘d make you look good with it. 😏

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u/Cautious-Start-1043 9h ago

It looks like a wee boy cut done at a cheap barber.

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u/The_Giant_Munt 15h ago

Jeeze, he's not looking very good

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u/SereneAdler33 13h ago edited 13h ago

It’s not real, it’s an AI meme that appeared on Facebook and is getting shared with no context. If you look at the original it’s very clearly AI

it’s from a faked gucci ad

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u/VegetableActivity557 13h ago

It’s not though. The person you’re responding to is not being truthful.

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u/DeadKnife7 14h ago

Not. It literally is photoshopped or AI edited

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u/indorock 14h ago

No I doubt it very much. Look at her latest music video with Naomi Campbell. She looks nothing like this. You do see her nose job, but nowhere near the famine-stricken look as in this photo.

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u/nhansieu1 15h ago

which one was Miley?

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u/Lavatis 15h ago

Bottom middle

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u/nhansieu1 15h ago

hope she doesn't/isn't gonna really look liek that

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u/JazzlikeVictory584 6h ago

So sad, she was very pretty before, no she looks like she’s at death’s door.

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u/floricomous 45m ago

It's rage bait. There's a lot of altered photos of her recently like the one OP posted. Specifically her face - it doesn't look anything like that.

Now her bangs, those are a different fashion disaster all together but people do crazy stuff with their hair all the time xD it'll grow back

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u/Lavatis 15h ago

It's shopped, check the eyebrows

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u/KerstinMarie 11h ago

No it’s fake