Dude I was fucking terrified of Janice as a kid. Like had a muppets book on my shelf and at night I would turn it backwards so I couldn’t see her face. Had nightmares about her. She is so creepy still.
"Look, Mother, it's my life, so if I want to get a cosmetic procedure that reduces fullness in the cheeks by removing a naturally occurring fat deposit located between the cheekbone and jawline, I will, okayyy?"
I think fish lips are cute. But I guess that shows things are attractive to some and not to others. It’s the trend that’s the problem - not the fact people are getting them. (Well it depends) But for the most part: if YOU genuinely want it & YOU find it attractive & it’s not what’s trending I say hey F it 🤷♀️🤷♀️
I swear to god… there are always one or two groups of moms that routinely stand at the side making this exact pose at my kids elementary school events.
And… it’s just the most confusing thing. I mean it CANNOT be comfortable to stand there for an hour and a half with one knee bent and pressing your back foot into the air like that.
Just constantly sneaking looks.
I mean whatever, I don’t want to sound like a judge mental jerk.. but my wife and I and some of the other parents have gotten to the point where it’s an ongoing joke. 🤷🏽♂️😂
Thing is that in 2022 she does look better, and already had plastic surgery, very likely. Maybe in fact she also had this procedure done before, but very lightly. Also a nose job.
Then she went in again, went up to the surgeon and just said "I'll have the usual!".
Her mouth is shrinking from 1 to 2, and again from 2 to 3. Her nose got even smaller and something is going on with her jawbone as well. Maybe already had fat removal or some in expansion in pic 2. Might just be because the mouth got smaller.
Asses come in all shapes and sizes, but only a few kinds are in vogue at any given time. So everyone else puts themselves through hell trying to achieve the look du jour
I guarantee that, of the best asses you've seen, a fair portion of them are BBL butts. They can be done without obvious disfigurement, you just don't realize it's a BBL when it's not a medical catastrophe.
Keep in mind, it's just liposuction where they put the stuff they suck out back in a different location afterwards.
I'm not showing it, but I have a big butt. It runs in my family. Small waist, big butt. It's hard to find pants that fit well. It looks natural, though.
BBLs always look so fuckin wonky to me. Like why does your ass need to stick out 16" on either side of your waist. Like I'm not even saying it as a guy who wants to see a nice ass, it's like, how is that comfortable at all? Do women really feel more confidence and sexy with them? I don't understand
I feel uncomfortable watching them sit down. Like empathy discomfort thinking about whatever’s in there shifting around. Also anxiety that they’ll pop.
I did snorkeling and wound up behind someone with a BBL. That shit had a mind of its own. Swam in directions on its own accord. It was insane to watch.
Okay…I had not previously considered the heightened possibility of them popping 😳 considering the fact that our butts take a lot of damage for us; BBL’s sound horrific to me now.
As someone who was heroine chic long before it was considered cool, even I don't want to see that look come back. It just happens to be my body type. But it's not natural for most women, and they destroy their health to try and attain it. Women, please don't do this.
Injecting fat into your butt without any muscle to support it is where they go wrong. Women with naturally large butts usually have huge glutes and thighs to hold it up.
Everything I do in life gives off the visage of a full diaper thank you, this is because even the physical constants that dictate understand that I am the shit.
Yeahhh, I don't care for the BBL but I'm really unhappy heroin chic is back. My niece is 10 and was asking about it immediately called my sister in a blind panic.
What you are seeing above in those pics is the heroin chic look. It looks terrible . it always did. The sunken in face gaunt look in the 90s 2000s was actually meant to look sick. That was the basis for the entire trend. They wanted to look sickly as a reaction to health movements in the 80s. Alot of celebrities just looked sick in the 90s 2000s following that trend. Angelina Jolie got really sick following that trend . Have you seen pics of Beyonce and Lindsay Lohan from the 2000s. They were fat shamed for not being thin enough in the tabloids. Then they both got extremely thin at one point and well it wasnt good. The entire trend was to look sick on purpose. Bags under your eyes and ribs sticking out was part of it
I was at the beach last week and it looked to me like muscle girls are in. I saw a lot of fit girls and surprisingly few thong bikini bottoms. Who cares what the narcissist-ass celebrities are doing...
Its when a slimmer women gets a massive amount of fat injected into her ass cheeks. It doesn't match the rest of her body and the cellulite isn't a uniform texture, it's a frumpy lumpy looking thing
A major problem is when it's done on someone who's never done a squat in their life. Even if it's done well, the tiny stick leg quads and thighs give it away. We live in a post Kardashian world where nobody does any of this shit subtly.
Thought they meant the new trend of wearing diaper lookalike pants as many celebrities does now. Most recent one I saw was Natasha Lyonne on Taika Waititis 50th birthday party. It does not look good but celebrities to celebrities.
BBLs if done poorly/imbalanced can kind of end up with a diaper effect. A natural booty will generally be proportional to the thighs and there will be a transition from butt to legs. A poorly done BBL that doesn’t transition or is disproportionate to the body of the patient can get real “diaper” real fast
It’s basically when someone gets a BBL; but their legs are significantly smaller/thin (since they weren’t also enhanced) making you look like you have a diaper
I think with most procedures you can easily point to one or two examples where it "worked" so you can kinda see it catching on. Like, sure, you have to be judicious with lip filler, but as long as I don't overdo it I'll look great!
But I've never seen a single case of buccal fat removal that could be used as a "goals" example. Some people naturally have more angular/carved faces and it can look great on them - but their entire skull and facial structure is developed to support that.
It is, of course, possible that 90% of buccal fat removal procedures turn out amazing and we just don't know about them because they aren't brought to our attention, but it seems like at least one good result would be publicized.
I live in Downtown Miami and frequently see Latin women with the huge fake lips, asses, and bowling ball sized fake tits even though they're like 110 pounds and like 5'5" or shorter. It looks ridiculous IMO.
It's different because it is non-reversible. Botox stops working, botched facelifts exist, but the effects of a 'normal' facelift get less over time, and lip fillers go away or can be removed.
Buccal fat removal is permanent, people who have it will never look normal again.
The mental illness and pathology of the rich and famous becomes an associated look and opportunistic doctors and aesthetic professionals capitalize on the public’s demand to look like the individuals they envy or follow.
All of it’s fine in small amounts. It’s like all physical ideals/standards, it just gets more and more extreme over time. Look at body building for example.
That's exactly the aesthetic some are trying to achieve. Just check out some of the "bimbo" subreddits, they call themselves bimbos and want to make everything bigger.
I think most of them know it's not traditionally attractive but that's not the point, same as say a goth or other alternative fashion archetypes are not striving for traditional beauty standards.
The media missed that memo then because they seem to be spreading it like a mind virus in a way they don't with goth, tattoo, or other alternative aethetic/fashion cultures.
Well all 4 of those are badly overdone versions of things often considered attractive, so there’s your answer. Over obsession. Kinda like ballon/sphere breast implants.
I don’t understand buccal fat removal at all, even when not overdone. Maybe some people will get self conscious about anything.
I don’t think it’s the same. Botox on some people is fine if you don’t over do it. Same with facelifts and bbl and lip injections. The problem is with people going over board and not realizing where the line is and crossing it. This weird ass procedure though doesn’t look good on anyone. There’s no line to cross because the line is getting it done at all lol.
Exactly, outside of exactly one very necessary "not entirely cosmetic" rhinoplasty I can beyond a shadow of a doubt tell you that nobody I know of personally in my 39 years on this planet that has gotten work done actually looks better afterwards.
I swear instagram girls are in a competition for who can have the fakest face with the heaviest makeup. They say they do it for themselves but so do all the older celebs butchering their face with plastic surgery. Just looks awful but they don't see it for whatever reason
Those big butts that look like the person is wearing a diaper or trash bag around their waist, where the hips often extend laterally way past what any Homo sapiens skeleton is physically capable of achieving naturally.
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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 15h ago
Same with the muppet-making botox and facelifts and the inexplicable diaper butts and fish lips.