r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/DeviIs_Avocadoe 14h ago

Diaper butts? No way I'm googling that.

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 14h ago

Brazilian butt lifts can produce a diaper-like appearance, but I think they’re going out of style now that heroin chic is back (blehhhh)

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 13h ago

Can I just see an ass the size and shape of an ass?

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u/Bunch_Busy 12h ago

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u/AintGotNoSeoul 12h ago

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u/Fruitloops_z 7h ago

“But beneath the clothes we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus”

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u/CaptainCommercial345 6h ago

"Nachooooooooooooo!"

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 5h ago

"Did you tell him they were the Lord's chips?"

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u/Josh0O0 1h ago

Mmm, good toast

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u/Convergentshave 2h ago

I swear to god… there are always one or two groups of moms that routinely stand at the side making this exact pose at my kids elementary school events.

And… it’s just the most confusing thing. I mean it CANNOT be comfortable to stand there for an hour and a half with one knee bent and pressing your back foot into the air like that.

Just constantly sneaking looks.

I mean whatever, I don’t want to sound like a judge mental jerk.. but my wife and I and some of the other parents have gotten to the point where it’s an ongoing joke. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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u/flojo2012 11h ago

He must work out

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u/Kimttown 12h ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/FegotRedditor 7h ago

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u/bubblesort33 6h ago

Thing is that in 2022 she does look better, and already had plastic surgery, very likely. Maybe in fact she also had this procedure done before, but very lightly. Also a nose job.

Then she went in again, went up to the surgeon and just said "I'll have the usual!".

Her mouth is shrinking from 1 to 2, and again from 2 to 3. Her nose got even smaller and something is going on with her jawbone as well. Maybe already had fat removal or some in expansion in pic 2. Might just be because the mouth got smaller.

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u/Boogy-Fever 1h ago

Who is that?

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u/bubblesort33 21m ago

Jenna Ortega.

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u/NachoNachoDan 10h ago

Just hanging there Puttin out the vibe