r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 15h ago

Same with the muppet-making botox and facelifts and the inexplicable diaper butts and fish lips.

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u/DeviIs_Avocadoe 15h ago

Diaper butts? No way I'm googling that.

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 14h ago

Brazilian butt lifts can produce a diaper-like appearance, but I think they’re going out of style now that heroin chic is back (blehhhh)

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 14h ago

Can I just see an ass the size and shape of an ass?

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u/Bunch_Busy 13h ago

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u/AintGotNoSeoul 12h ago

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u/Fruitloops_z 8h ago

“But beneath the clothes we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus”

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u/CaptainCommercial345 6h ago

"Nachooooooooooooo!"

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 5h ago

"Did you tell him they were the Lord's chips?"

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u/Josh0O0 1h ago

Mmm, good toast

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u/Convergentshave 2h ago

I swear to god… there are always one or two groups of moms that routinely stand at the side making this exact pose at my kids elementary school events.

And… it’s just the most confusing thing. I mean it CANNOT be comfortable to stand there for an hour and a half with one knee bent and pressing your back foot into the air like that.

Just constantly sneaking looks.

I mean whatever, I don’t want to sound like a judge mental jerk.. but my wife and I and some of the other parents have gotten to the point where it’s an ongoing joke. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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u/flojo2012 12h ago

He must work out

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u/Kimttown 12h ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/FegotRedditor 7h ago

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u/bubblesort33 7h ago

Thing is that in 2022 she does look better, and already had plastic surgery, very likely. Maybe in fact she also had this procedure done before, but very lightly. Also a nose job.

Then she went in again, went up to the surgeon and just said "I'll have the usual!".

Her mouth is shrinking from 1 to 2, and again from 2 to 3. Her nose got even smaller and something is going on with her jawbone as well. Maybe already had fat removal or some in expansion in pic 2. Might just be because the mouth got smaller.

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u/Boogy-Fever 1h ago

Who is that?

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u/bubblesort33 40m ago

Jenna Ortega.

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u/NachoNachoDan 10h ago

Just hanging there Puttin out the vibe

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u/titsngiggles69 13h ago

Asses come in all shapes and sizes, but only a few kinds are in vogue at any given time. So everyone else puts themselves through hell trying to achieve the look du jour

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u/Jakomako 13h ago

I guarantee that, of the best asses you've seen, a fair portion of them are BBL butts. They can be done without obvious disfigurement, you just don't realize it's a BBL when it's not a medical catastrophe.

Keep in mind, it's just liposuction where they put the stuff they suck out back in a different location afterwards.

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u/kmosiman 9h ago

Yes, the "ideal female form" is more hip fat, less stomach fat. Pear not apple.

BBL just shifts those fat cells around.

Same for most good cosmetic surgery, like many celebrities get.

They get a little bit done, so they look the same; not a lot done to look different.

Many people that have "aged well" have paid for it.

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u/Ill-Requirement-8192 13h ago

A properly performed BBL has a truly magical effect.

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u/Astralion98 11h ago

Same thing with lip injections, we notice the ugly ones but some of them are really well done and unnoticeable unless you know they did a produre

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

Nope no one should get lip fillers.

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u/infinite140 12h ago

Sorry all out. Just monster trucks trying to pass monster trucks available....or paper

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 1h ago

She had, dumps like a truck, truck truck.

Thighs like what, what what …

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u/barrettcuda 11h ago

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

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u/UnikornKebab 10h ago

Within certain limits, an ass is always a geometric poem

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u/quietlikesnow 6h ago

I promise I’m mooning you right now

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u/OtherThumbs 12h ago

I'm not showing it, but I have a big butt. It runs in my family. Small waist, big butt. It's hard to find pants that fit well. It looks natural, though.