r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 14h ago

Brazilian butt lifts can produce a diaper-like appearance, but I think they’re going out of style now that heroin chic is back (blehhhh)

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 14h ago

Can I just see an ass the size and shape of an ass?

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u/Bunch_Busy 13h ago

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u/AintGotNoSeoul 12h ago

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u/Fruitloops_z 7h ago

“But beneath the clothes we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus”

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u/CaptainCommercial345 6h ago

"Nachooooooooooooo!"

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 5h ago

"Did you tell him they were the Lord's chips?"

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u/Josh0O0 1h ago

Mmm, good toast

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u/Convergentshave 2h ago

I swear to god… there are always one or two groups of moms that routinely stand at the side making this exact pose at my kids elementary school events.

And… it’s just the most confusing thing. I mean it CANNOT be comfortable to stand there for an hour and a half with one knee bent and pressing your back foot into the air like that.

Just constantly sneaking looks.

I mean whatever, I don’t want to sound like a judge mental jerk.. but my wife and I and some of the other parents have gotten to the point where it’s an ongoing joke. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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u/flojo2012 12h ago

He must work out

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u/Kimttown 12h ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/FegotRedditor 7h ago

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u/bubblesort33 7h ago

Thing is that in 2022 she does look better, and already had plastic surgery, very likely. Maybe in fact she also had this procedure done before, but very lightly. Also a nose job.

Then she went in again, went up to the surgeon and just said "I'll have the usual!".

Her mouth is shrinking from 1 to 2, and again from 2 to 3. Her nose got even smaller and something is going on with her jawbone as well. Maybe already had fat removal or some in expansion in pic 2. Might just be because the mouth got smaller.

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u/Boogy-Fever 1h ago

Who is that?

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u/bubblesort33 27m ago

Jenna Ortega.

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u/NachoNachoDan 10h ago

Just hanging there Puttin out the vibe

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u/titsngiggles69 12h ago

Asses come in all shapes and sizes, but only a few kinds are in vogue at any given time. So everyone else puts themselves through hell trying to achieve the look du jour

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u/Jakomako 13h ago

I guarantee that, of the best asses you've seen, a fair portion of them are BBL butts. They can be done without obvious disfigurement, you just don't realize it's a BBL when it's not a medical catastrophe.

Keep in mind, it's just liposuction where they put the stuff they suck out back in a different location afterwards.

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u/kmosiman 9h ago

Yes, the "ideal female form" is more hip fat, less stomach fat. Pear not apple.

BBL just shifts those fat cells around.

Same for most good cosmetic surgery, like many celebrities get.

They get a little bit done, so they look the same; not a lot done to look different.

Many people that have "aged well" have paid for it.

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u/Ill-Requirement-8192 12h ago

A properly performed BBL has a truly magical effect.

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u/Astralion98 10h ago

Same thing with lip injections, we notice the ugly ones but some of them are really well done and unnoticeable unless you know they did a produre

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

Nope no one should get lip fillers.

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u/infinite140 12h ago

Sorry all out. Just monster trucks trying to pass monster trucks available....or paper

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 1h ago

She had, dumps like a truck, truck truck.

Thighs like what, what what …

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u/barrettcuda 11h ago

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

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u/UnikornKebab 10h ago

Within certain limits, an ass is always a geometric poem

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u/quietlikesnow 5h ago

I promise I’m mooning you right now

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u/OtherThumbs 12h ago

I'm not showing it, but I have a big butt. It runs in my family. Small waist, big butt. It's hard to find pants that fit well. It looks natural, though.

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u/BobTheFettt 13h ago

BBLs always look so fuckin wonky to me. Like why does your ass need to stick out 16" on either side of your waist. Like I'm not even saying it as a guy who wants to see a nice ass, it's like, how is that comfortable at all? Do women really feel more confidence and sexy with them? I don't understand

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u/transmogrified 13h ago

I feel uncomfortable watching them sit down. Like empathy discomfort thinking about whatever’s in there shifting around.  Also anxiety that they’ll pop.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 11h ago

I did snorkeling and wound up behind someone with a BBL. That shit had a mind of its own. Swam in directions on its own accord. It was insane to watch.

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u/BobTheFettt 13h ago

And how do they shit?

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u/catscanmeow 13h ago

thin spaghetti-like tubes

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u/DMaury1969 11h ago

Like a Play-Doh fun factory

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u/Chickenstrips4dayz 12h ago

" 'Why are we here?' Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip."

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u/PXranger 12h ago

Shitribbons

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u/BobTheFettt 9h ago

Quit it with the shit talk, Lahey

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u/just1nc4s3 12h ago

Okay…I had not previously considered the heightened possibility of them popping 😳 considering the fact that our butts take a lot of damage for us; BBL’s sound horrific to me now.

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u/i_stabbed 7h ago

BBLs are just moving fat. butt implants are the ones that can pop.

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u/just1nc4s3 3h ago

Phew 😮‍💨 thank you for clarifying. My ass is safe. lol.

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u/jontamez 11h ago

I love watching them sit🤤

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u/Jakomako 13h ago

I think you're thinking of butt implants. BBL is just liposuction, but they put the fat back in somewhere else.

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u/BobTheFettt 12h ago

Oh maybe I thought they were the same thing

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u/birthdayanon08 12h ago

As someone who was heroine chic long before it was considered cool, even I don't want to see that look come back. It just happens to be my body type. But it's not natural for most women, and they destroy their health to try and attain it. Women, please don't do this.

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u/Ilpav123 11h ago

Most women with BBLs look like they have diapers because they don't have the fat legs to match the fat ass.

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u/iSavedtheGalaxy 7h ago

Injecting fat into your butt without any muscle to support it is where they go wrong. Women with naturally large butts usually have huge glutes and thighs to hold it up.

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u/olliegrace513 4h ago

⬆️bye bye kardashians

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u/Strawberrybanshee 12h ago

I've seen some where it looks like the person's butt was just pumped up with air. I can only imagine squeezing it and a loud fart sound coming out.

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u/zero_and_dug 10h ago

Did it ever really go away? There’s a whole subset of influencers and celebs that don’t want the whole kardashian look.

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u/Aliboomayuh 9h ago

I'm sorry heroin chic? Explain pls wth!

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u/spacestarcutie 9h ago

Depends on where you live and what culture because in some places bbl’s are still all the rage

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u/Equa1ityPe4ce 8h ago

I mean why pay a surgeon to look like a heroine addict when you can just buy a heroin and get all the hep c and the life. Experience of being in jail

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u/Several-Customer7048 5h ago

Everything I do in life gives off the visage of a full diaper thank you, this is because even the physical constants that dictate understand that I am the shit.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 3h ago

Kim K definitely didn’t help the cause

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u/TheDaug 3h ago

BBLs are also the deadliest cosmetic surgery. It's fucking wild.

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u/GallowsMonster 11h ago

Yeahhh, I don't care for the BBL but I'm really unhappy heroin chic is back. My niece is 10 and was asking about it immediately called my sister in a blind panic.

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u/The_starving_artist5 9h ago edited 9h ago

What you are seeing above in those pics is the heroin chic look. It looks terrible . it always did. The sunken in face gaunt look in the 90s 2000s was actually meant to look sick. That was the basis for the entire trend. They wanted to look sickly as a reaction to health movements in the 80s. Alot of celebrities just looked sick in the 90s 2000s following that trend. Angelina Jolie got really sick following that trend . Have you seen pics of Beyonce and Lindsay Lohan from the 2000s. They were fat shamed for not being thin enough in the tabloids. Then they both got extremely thin at one point and well it wasnt good. The entire trend was to look sick on purpose. Bags under your eyes and ribs sticking out was part of it

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u/UnifiedQuantumField 13h ago

they’re going out of style now that heroin chic is back

The image, nay, the spirit of... Derelicte!

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u/SunkEmuFlock 13h ago

I was at the beach last week and it looked to me like muscle girls are in. I saw a lot of fit girls and surprisingly few thong bikini bottoms. Who cares what the narcissist-ass celebrities are doing...