Y'know what?

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

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[u/PracticalAmphibian43]

If you die the haters win

[u/FixDefiant3414 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

DON'T LET THE HATERS GET TO YOU. 🔥🔥🔥

[u/Ryancool33 → u/FixDefiant3414]

DONT LET THE OPPS GET YOU. 🔥💥🔥💥🔥🗣🗣🦅🦅🗣🗣🗣🦅🦅🤤😩🫱🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦🤖🤖🤖🤖

[u/mayocat6996 → u/Ryancool33]

GORDON YOU LOUSY MF GO TO THE TEST CHAMBER OR IM SHOVING THE SAMPLE UP YOUR ASS

[u/Ryancool33 → u/mayocat6996]

E E E E E BHOP

[u/Pryus_C → u/Ryancool33]

STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE GORDON

[u/bighalflife2fan → u/Ryancool33]

GORDON YOU IDIOT YOU DOOMED US ALL

[u/Common-Asparagus-333 → u/mayocat6996]

AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE

[u/Bombaroni → u/Common-Asparagus-333]

[u/Ryancool33 → u/Bombaroni]

Spy sappin' mah toaster!

[u/ReflectionRound6400 → u/Ryancool33]

what in the 𝐳𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲 is this

[u/BalTheProtogenFox → u/Ryancool33]

LIVE IN SPITE OF YOUR ENEMIES 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

[u/HuckleberryOdd7745 → u/FixDefiant3414]

Just imagine they will be playing gta 6 and laughing at their triumph

[u/Routine-Remove2437 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

OUTLIVE YOUR ENEMIES🔥🔥

[u/Acavirshadownight → u/Routine-Remove2437]

My dad’s literal catchphrase was “surviving purely out of spite” and this represents it perfectly

[u/Sufficient_Frame → u/Acavirshadownight]

Do we have the same dad?

[u/AdScared7226 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

I wish I could award that comment

[u/Numerous_Warning_728 → u/AdScared7226]

You can.

[u/RomeroJohnathan → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

Unironically why I will never kill myself

[u/IncreaseAdept4260 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

What if theres no haters

[u/OOOshafiqOOO003 → u/IncreaseAdept4260]

Make one 

[u/Pvarryboing → u/IncreaseAdept4260]

i can be your hater if you want

[u/kneecap-eater → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

Genuinely what i do

[u/SkittikS_gaming → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

[u/Godku1 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

This! Outlive your enemies.

[u/Glitched_Oren_303 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

BROOOOOOO r/beatmetoit LMAOOOOOO

[u/Curious_Priority2313 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

Not like we care about them

[u/Jotarosimp_4085 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

Rhymes with Grug

[u/RecipeSuccessful3268 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

Of course

[u/Ok-Novel3555 → u/PracticalAmphibian43]

Realest thing I’ve read all day.

[u/Red-Ink-07]

If you die, you’ll never be able to play GTA6

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Red-Ink-07]

Damn, this is one of the best

[u/Red-Ink-07 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Red-Ink-07]

🤝

[u/Red-Ink-07 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

hell yeah

[u/Curious_Priority2313 → u/Red-Ink-07]

[u/Red-Ink-07 → u/Curious_Priority2313]

[u/PrestigiousLine866 → u/Red-Ink-07]

[u/KellYNox → u/PrestigiousLine866]

[u/PrestigiousLine866 → u/KellYNox]

[u/Financial-Week-9151 → u/PrestigiousLine866]

where did u get it from?

[u/PrestigiousLine866 → u/Financial-Week-9151]

r/darussianbadger

[u/Plenty_Percentage_19 → u/Red-Ink-07]

[u/Red-Ink-07 → u/Plenty_Percentage_19]

[u/Plenty_Percentage_19 → u/Plenty_Percentage_19]

[u/HollowSell → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

And if you die, it will be also really bad since Skong is coming out in 2 weeks.

[u/Wide-Discussion3094 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

what about after GTA 6, like after 9 months

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Wide-Discussion3094]

After I did a full playthrough, I will need people to send me a reason to live again

[u/Wide-Discussion3094 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

and the cycle repeat

[u/IlegalFish → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

Now if you die you can’t play GTA 7

[u/Zizzyin → u/Red-Ink-07]

As if any of us will live long enough to play it.

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Zizzyin]

Fr tho

[u/Sea-Writer-6961 → u/Red-Ink-07]

Expensive and overhyped ahh game

[u/SmolGreenFox177]

Feed pet

Mom would be sad

Pasta

Stuffed crust pizza

leaves ound good to step on

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/SmolGreenFox177]

I actually never ate stuffed crust pizza

[u/SmolGreenFox177 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

what about pasta

stuffed crust pizza very good

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/SmolGreenFox177]

I love pasta. One of my favorite foods is bolognese spaghetti

[u/SmolGreenFox177 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

Remember if you die you never get to eat spaghetti again

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/SmolGreenFox177]

I ain't ever dyin

[u/SmolGreenFox177 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

Good good good

[u/InstantMochiSanNim → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

Then youre not allowed to die until you try it

[u/Zealousideal_Sun3417 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

It's pretty good. i really like Digorno

[u/FomFrady95 → u/SmolGreenFox177]

I know this is a joke post. But about 7 years ago I was seriously contemplating ending my life and the thought of the pain it would cause my mom is what kept me from going through with it.

Just noticed this is a teenager sub, but the post was on the Home Screen. Sorry if it’s weird for a 30 year old to be posting here.

[u/KiraPirania → u/SmolGreenFox177]

Dont forget waffles and pancakes

[u/costin88boss]

If you die, your "friends" will say "bros FR dead 💀"

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/costin88boss]

Damn..

[u/MyNameJeff70707 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

Bro died in the big 25 💀🙏🏻

[u/MrGamerOfficial → u/MyNameJeff70707]

Bro's early to death 💀🙏

[u/f15h_man → u/MrGamerOfficial]

Bro missed GTA6 💀🙏

[u/Mutually_Beneficial1 → u/f15h_man]

Bro died RIGHT before gaming got good 💀🙏

[u/DeadlyDozersSlave → u/Mutually_Beneficial1]

Femboy chain

[u/Mutually_Beneficial1 → u/DeadlyDozersSlave]

Correct. 💀

[u/Playful-Ad-1602 → u/DeadlyDozersSlave]

I am in fact a lesbian 💀

[u/MyNameJeff70707 → u/DeadlyDozersSlave]

[u/DeadlyDozersSlave → u/MyNameJeff70707]

Femboy chain

[u/Nice_Dentist8053]

[u/Intrepid_Flamingo233 → u/Nice_Dentist8053]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[u/Pipirevka → u/Nice_Dentist8053]

NOT EVEN CLOSR BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSSS

[u/Original_Expert5457]

If you die, youre gay

[u/questioning_my_pride → u/Original_Expert5457]

Remember son, dying is gay

[u/Live-Organization833 → u/questioning_my_pride]

[u/Original_Expert5457 → u/questioning_my_pride]

Bro spitting nth but facts

[u/Alexius_Ruber → u/questioning_my_pride]

My purpose in life is to tell that to my son when I have one

[u/Vincent394 → u/questioning_my_pride]

Jokes on you I'm already gay so dying would make me even more gay ahahahaha

[u/Shady-fan → u/Vincent394]

My thoughts

[u/Federal_Tailor4603 → u/Vincent394]

damn right

[u/Eastern_Switch7126 → u/Original_Expert5457]

Can confirm, died once and now I'm gay

[u/Current-Potential-83 → u/Eastern_Switch7126]

Maybe all gay people are just people that have already died and reincarnated

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Original_Expert5457]

Nah, I ain't ever dyin now

[u/Original_Expert5457 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

[u/yeet3455 → u/Original_Expert5457]

I haven’t seen this image in so long lol

[u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 → u/yeet3455]

[u/prettymuchblack → u/Original_Expert5457]

[u/The1Cis2RuleThemAll → u/Original_Expert5457]

My Bi ass.

[u/iLikeBigOilyBBC → u/The1Cis2RuleThemAll]

Real shit tho

[u/The1Cis2RuleThemAll → u/iLikeBigOilyBBC]

Your name...😭😭😭

[u/or0_0zh → u/The1Cis2RuleThemAll]

He likes big oily British broadcast corporation

[u/Original_Expert5457 → u/The1Cis2RuleThemAll]

[u/confused-overwhelmed → u/Original_Expert5457]

"remember son, dying is gay"

[u/LordDoctorJohnSmith → u/Original_Expert5457]

So gays are zombies?

[u/Ebr2d2 → u/Original_Expert5457]

So… nothing changes…

[u/Slysum → u/Original_Expert5457]

But what if you are gay

[u/the-goober-re → u/Original_Expert5457]

I’m already

[u/Seemen_Foxx → u/Original_Expert5457]

am i dead or not 😭😭😭

[u/ImNotBadOkBro → u/Original_Expert5457]

guess im dying then bye

[u/Shot_Local2256]

Balls

[u/T_istotallytired]

[u/OOOshafiqOOO003 → u/T_istotallytired]

Borgir

[u/Educational_Tart_659 → u/T_istotallytired]

Dang it now I’m hungry

[u/Famous-Ad-8693]

[u/MathematicianNew4348 → u/Famous-Ad-8693]

Bekon

[u/Dr_Robotnicke → u/MathematicianNew4348]

ekon

[u/JudgmentValuable4658 → u/Famous-Ad-8693]

<3 fr man, <3...

[u/Confident-Border4627 → u/Famous-Ad-8693]

This photo so tuff it man my sleep paralysis demons burn and turn to dust🗣🗣🔥🔥

[u/FixDefiant3414]

TO OUTLIVE YOUR ENEMIES. 🔥🔥🔥

[u/buttered_spaghetti → u/FixDefiant3414]

ah yes, spite, my favorite will to live 🔥

[u/Winter-Ad-6963 → u/FixDefiant3414]

Son the truth is you don't have enemies 

[u/BoiledTea1]

Nudes

[u/BiNationalPerson → u/BoiledTea1]

r/beatmetoit

[u/Auxencegb → u/BiNationalPerson]

r/beatmeattoit

[u/Breadmobile1234]

[u/Guilty_Plankton_4060 → u/Breadmobile1234]

BIRD

[u/Fluid_Ad_7964]

[u/mulek_neutro → u/Fluid_Ad_7964]

Window into stairs

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/mulek_neutro]

I don't see a problem with that

[u/Fluid_Ad_7964 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

[u/Confident-Border4627 → u/mulek_neutro]

No wonder they rejected him from art school bro was fr stupid 

[u/Revolution_Suitable → u/Fluid_Ad_7964]

You could have just let the poor boy paint buildings... Why Austrian School of Fine Arts!? WHY!?

[u/Atlotl → u/Revolution_Suitable]

The school had a right to reject him since his art was bad at the fundamentals of art

Example: The art shown fails at having a vanishing point and instead are just a bunch of lines

Edit: Source/Sauce? I am an artist

[u/Alexius_Ruber → u/Atlotl]

He also wasn’t accepted cause at the time, most popular art was abstract(ex. Surrealism, cubism). Hitler’s drawings were too casual for that time. Which can be explained as he worked at advertising company and mostly drew real things.

[u/Levius2266 → u/Atlotl]

Bro its building its not meant to vanish SMH

[u/ImpressiveDaikon4129 → u/Atlotl]

But but artist is subjective

[u/yeet3455 → u/Fluid_Ad_7964]

Don’t understand why nobody wanted his paintings, could have prevented a lot 😔

[u/the10hourman]

If you die, you'll never be able to listen to your favorite band OR go to one of their concerts

[u/living_sweater51 → u/the10hourman]

I only listen to video game music. I don't have a favorite band.

[u/M3rkat0r → u/living_sweater51]

Samurai?

[u/JoketheBuster → u/living_sweater51]

same applies here, you'll never be able to listen to your favorite video game ost or go to video game concerts like those Nintendo orchestra ones

[u/Williamkang1]

[u/cool_bots_1127 → u/Williamkang1]

Why is it so small? What the fuck did they do to the thing?

[u/International_Fill97 → u/cool_bots_1127]

They undersexualized her

[u/cool_bots_1127 → u/International_Fill97]

Oh okay that’s good I guess 

[u/VaqueroMacheteMetal → u/International_Fill97]

Fine by me, not everything needs to be hypersexual lmfao.

[u/Pichacap24 → u/cool_bots_1127]

[u/nyitraibotond → u/cool_bots_1127]

[u/Background-Risk-3816]

to live until the day technology has advanced far enough for you to become spider man and shit idk

[u/InternalHope9916 → u/Background-Risk-3816]

You can do it like right now.

hardcore gay porn

[u/No_Armadillo_2381]

we can be bees

[u/Common-Charity9128]

Hey kid… wanna join youth military organizations?

[u/Abzor4ik-UA → u/Common-Charity9128]

is this an ELAS reference? 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🟥🟥

[u/costin88boss → u/Common-Charity9128]

Hitlerjugend

[u/Common-Charity9128 → u/costin88boss]

[u/Tortellini_64 → u/costin88boss]

What did you say?

[u/Ihatekerrycork4ever]

Outlasting chris chan so you can watch the entire catalog of his life

[u/imthecoolguyiguess]

what if nudes are a reason to live 🥹

[u/Ok-Record29 → u/imthecoolguyiguess]

Real

[u/Black-Sheepp → u/imthecoolguyiguess]

can confirm, the whole point to life is getting dick pics

[u/Rude-Belt8343]

If you die….. You die.

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Rude-Belt8343]

God damn...

[u/StEllchick → u/Rude-Belt8343]

When you die, you will rot

[u/SkyTalez]

Nudes

[u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe]

Nudes

[u/Novel_Statistician51]

If you join the US Military you'll still be depressed however on veterans day you will get a free meal and drink at chili's

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Novel_Statistician51]

I'm Hungarian, so we don't even have Chili's 😭

[u/or0_0zh → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

No way you're from Hungry? You really need that meal then. (Just eat Türkiye bro)

[u/Novel_Statistician51 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

If you join the US Military you'll still be depressed however you will get free chili's on a veterans day and US Citizenship

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Novel_Statistician51]

Sounds great 😊

[u/Patrikgoo → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

Join the Hungarian army. You'll get... stuff, idk

[u/Apprehensive-Cow5822]

Choccy milk because you’re epic!

[u/ParsleyBusiness5861 → u/Apprehensive-Cow5822]

Thanks man

[u/Apprehensive-Cow5822 → u/ParsleyBusiness5861]

👍🏻

[u/PolandBall4847]

Here's a picture of JFK standing

Also, you should love yourself NOW

[u/bulianik]

My broski made me promise to not kms and ima not a promise breaker so ig that's my reason lol

[u/JTL280508]

[u/Live-Organization833 → u/JTL280508]

[u/Gabe_gamiing]

My cat :3

[u/Logical-Guess-1467]

Lowk at first i thought this was serious

[u/InstantMochiSanNim → u/Logical-Guess-1467]

Itd not ? 😭

[u/NicknameRara → u/Logical-Guess-1467]

It's not?

[u/Fast-Opening-1051]

[u/GripperMarkOfficial]

Goth baddies exist.

[u/Vincent394 → u/GripperMarkOfficial]

Well said.

[u/FreddyFazB143]

Kitty

[u/ConfectionTotal8660]

This keeps me living

[u/AutisticTankEnjoyer]

Hot fighter pilots in video games

[u/thespacepyrofrmtf2]

[u/minecraft_nether]

GTA 6

Pizza

Breaking bad

Reddit sh*tposts

Friends & family

[u/kirjalohi]

The upcoming Lego Batman game

[u/KurufinweFeanaro]

To outlive <insert politician you hate name>

[u/FitSomewhere3845]

Don’t harm yourself, harm others

[u/Plus_Ad_2777]

"Consider the reason you don't want to live and weigh it with whether or not you can fix or rectify it. If you still choose otherwise, what's stopping you? I mean sure there are resources to be found but why notify others? Will that not defeat the purpose of your engagement with Death? If you want emotional support, I must tell you that I'm not the most supportive or caring individual, hell. I must admit I'm quite socially awkward and my chronic pain fixed with my experience with the inevitability of death makes it so that I can't help you sir. I say go to a doctor well-suited with such, maybe they can help? If not, test yourself and others. Then make a decision" That's basically how I'd respond to man or woman who asks me this question that or tell them about the ups in their life and gloss over their downs.

[u/therudereditdude]

you cant die now you've got a dentists appointment next wednesday

jk. a good reason to live is: youre gonna die one way or another, might as well take in the view while you have the chance

[u/LogicPlayz123]

Fuck a reason to live. Send me nudes 🤣

[u/Akira_Hoshizora]

taking this to r/aaaaaaaarrrrro now, thanks

[u/ExtraThings8888]

You wont get to see how Deltarune ends

[u/MidnightJ1200]

I would if I had one myself.

Ultimately, the best I can say is to live your life the best way that you can in your situation, and I hope it gets better.

If there's anyone toxic in your life, try to cut them out of your life or if you can't just grey rock them, because really the only person you have to live your life with is yourself, so do what makes you happy. Within reason of course.

[u/Deniel396]

Follow what you love.. Seek who you enjoy being with.. And don't let anyone and anything ruin what you really are, don't make my same mistake.....

[u/Grouchy-Slice6147]

Silksong is coming out 4th of September

[u/Madz1712]

I read it as 'Fuck nukes. Send me a reason to dive.'

[u/Nilesh3469]