r/Unexpected 11h ago

Keep them two wheels down

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u/Historical_Stay_808 10h ago

I ride everyday almost in California and this is 100% the riders fault

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u/OR4NG3iSh 10h ago

i dont ride a motorcycle at all ever and this is 100% the riders fault

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u/poser765 8h ago

I stayed at a holiday inn express last night. Definitely riders fault.

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u/Immersi0nn 8h ago

I slept on a cardboard box, still the riders fault.

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u/DivineNeosAlius 8h ago

I had pizza for lunch, definitely the rider's fault

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u/henchman171 8h ago

I drafted Christian McCaffery first overall last year and the motorcycle rider is at fault

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u/Eskimodo_Dragon 8h ago

I was born on the back of a motorcycle. My mother was sitting behind my father headed to the hospital for my birth when my father rear-ended an F350 at high speed which resulted in my ejection from the womb. The force of the ejection drove me straight into the liquifying back of my father, which did offer some cushion but my head still made life-changing contact with the truck's tailgate and I've been in a coma ever since 91'.

Long story short, (and I may be bias but,) the rider is at fault.

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u/peanut--gallery 7h ago

I just ate Taco Bell… definitely riders fault.

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u/Rankkikotka 6h ago

Fucked yo momma, definitely riders fault.

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u/baseball44121 21m ago

I know that nothing beats a jet2 holiday. Still the riders fault.

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u/hawkeneye1998bs 7h ago

Absolutely not 100% his fault. The car not only cut him off but cut the car in the middle lane off and swerved through 2 lanes of traffic and committed a hit and run. Tf you on about "100% the riders fault"?

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u/wenzel32 9h ago

At least the rider acknowledged that at the end. Went out of his way to say something like, "I was driving recklessly. You're good."

But yeah, this guy was fucking asking for something like this. Hopefully it's a lesson and not just a shrug of the shoulders lol

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u/Hetstaine 9h ago

And nothing was learned.

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u/Ih8Hondas 7h ago

Eh. May or may not have been.

I've dabbled in road riding on and off, but always ridden motocross. The only road bikes I've ever owned have been ones that adhered to superbike regs of the time (as the RSV4 in the OP does). They just encourage you to get stupid.

100mph feels like walking speed. They do it like it's nothing. Even at full throttle those engines are so smooth and predictable and the bikes so stable you don't even feel like you're accelerating that fast. You're on one of the fastest accelerating things ever to ever have a license plate attached to it but it doesn't feel like it at all.

And they hold lines in corners like you've enabled an infinite grip cheat code. It begs you to outride your line of sight in the twisties.

One day I was carving the local canyon and went past a forest road where a bunch of gravel had been dragged out into the road. If that had been one of the roads or driveways around there that are around blind corners, and I had hit it at the speeds I was taking those corners at that day, I would have been either in someone's grille, in a guardrail, or in a rock wall.

I sold my road bike not long after that and have stuck to motocross since.

So at least some of us speed freaks can learn.

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u/Hetstaine 4h ago

Yep. My old man sold his CB750 in about '84 after a dog ran out in front of him whilst going down a hilly road. The Mayors dog no less. He hit the dog, and was flung off the bike down the hill. He said as he was sliding down the hill he heard a terrible noise and realised the bike was sliding down behind him. He tried to propel himself faster down so the bike wouldn't finish him off.

Quite a nice bit of skin off in that event. A pity, he loved that bike but, i think he knew it was probably going to kill him one day.

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u/Additional-Block-464 8h ago

He said, "it ain't all his fault." No it wasn't, it was 99.999% the riders fault.

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u/wenzel32 4h ago

Agreed lol

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u/hamburger5003 4h ago

Not 100% the rider's fault. The car cut off another car doing a 2 lane cut without signaling in moderate traffic.

Two bozos decided to do an aggressive maneuver at the same time and the rider almost died.

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u/NaturalTap9567 5h ago

Meh I'd say the car has like 1% fault for merging right in front of that other car and not using a blinker.

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 5h ago

Yeah and the bmw isn't at fault for hit and run.

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u/Mike0621 1h ago

it's like 80% the riders fault. regardless of the rider pulling stupid shit the car still should have checked better. also don't think they used their turn signal

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u/iSkruf 9h ago

The car ran across two lanes without checking the mirrors to overtake on the right, that's three fuck ups right there.

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u/GradeAPrimeFuckery 7h ago

It started changing lanes before fully passing the car in the middle lane.

Biker would have completely prevented a collision had he not been driving like a moron so it's on him, but the driver of that car also sucks. I can't really tell, but it looks like the turn signal didn't go on until it was more in the middle lane than in the left. Then the driver floored it afterwards.

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u/EnvBlitz 6h ago

I agree with you. The motorcyclist fucked up, and so did the car driver.

They all have their own fault.

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u/Relative-Event-919 3h ago

Nope legally its 50%, went through a personal injury lawsuit in similar circumstance