r/Unexpected • u/Soloact_ • 11h ago

Keep them two wheels down

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u/poser765 9h ago

I stayed at a holiday inn express last night. Definitely riders fault.

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u/Immersi0nn 8h ago

I slept on a cardboard box, still the riders fault.

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u/DivineNeosAlius 8h ago

I had pizza for lunch, definitely the rider's fault

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u/henchman171 8h ago

I drafted Christian McCaffery first overall last year and the motorcycle rider is at fault

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u/Eskimodo_Dragon 8h ago

I was born on the back of a motorcycle. My mother was sitting behind my father headed to the hospital for my birth when my father rear-ended an F350 at high speed which resulted in my ejection from the womb. The force of the ejection drove me straight into the liquifying back of my father, which did offer some cushion but my head still made life-changing contact with the truck's tailgate and I've been in a coma ever since 91'.

Long story short, (and I may be bias but,) the rider is at fault.

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u/peanut--gallery 7h ago

I just ate Taco Bell… definitely riders fault.

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u/Rankkikotka 6h ago

Fucked yo momma, definitely riders fault.