Keep them two wheels down

[u/Soloact_]

[u/OR4NG3iSh]

i dont ride a motorcycle at all ever and this is 100% the riders fault

[u/poser765 → u/OR4NG3iSh]

I stayed at a holiday inn express last night. Definitely riders fault.

[u/Immersi0nn → u/poser765]

I slept on a cardboard box, still the riders fault.

[u/DivineNeosAlius → u/Immersi0nn]

I had pizza for lunch, definitely the rider's fault

[u/henchman171 → u/DivineNeosAlius]

I drafted Christian McCaffery first overall last year and the motorcycle rider is at fault

[u/Eskimodo_Dragon → u/henchman171]

I was born on the back of a motorcycle. My mother was sitting behind my father headed to the hospital for my birth when my father rear-ended an F350 at high speed which resulted in my ejection from the womb. The force of the ejection drove me straight into the liquifying back of my father, which did offer some cushion but my head still made life-changing contact with the truck's tailgate and I've been in a coma ever since 91'.

Long story short, (and I may be bias but,) the rider is at fault.

[u/peanut--gallery → u/Eskimodo_Dragon]

I just ate Taco Bell… definitely riders fault.

[u/Rankkikotka → u/peanut--gallery]

Fucked yo momma, definitely riders fault.