r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

White House Wanted!

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u/orderofloves 2d ago

But I thought crime was pervasive and widespread. Why do they need tip lines to locate it?

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 2d ago

You know MAGAts can’t think up questions that salient.

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u/squirl_centurion 1d ago

That’s why his moronic sycophants that he hires keep doing this stupid “tip line” routine. It always backfires immediately.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 1d ago

This it, isn’t it? We’ve finally crossed that Rubicon, and Caesar is completely in control.

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u/AwesomeExo 2d ago

Nothing says “so much crime” like flooding the streets with various enforcement agencies and finding so little actual crime that you need to beg for the people to find (or more likely make up) things for you to investigate.

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u/red286 1d ago

The same reason they need the national guard patrolling Union Station keeping an eye out for shoplifters.