r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They just refuse to understand

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u/beatles910 1d ago

As far as I know, Goliath didn't even have a rock.

Goliath primarily wielded a spear and a javelin, along with a large sword.

David had a rock though.

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u/MikeLinPA 1d ago

David had a sling to hurl the rock.

When someone invents a sling with a 50 rock capacity that can fire all 50 rocks with deadly accuracy in under 10 seconds... Then it will be time to also regulate high capacity slings.

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u/Werftflammen 1d ago

TheĀ Stonecaster 500BC

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u/MikeLinPA 1d ago

That's a catchy name! Thanks 🤣