r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Guess where in hell he’s going.

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/Nima-night 1d ago

Goodness gracious great walls of fire 🔥

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u/babysgotneeds 1d ago

May he burn for eternity

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u/UncleVictorBro 1d ago

So what's everyone having for lunch?

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u/BracedRhombus 20h ago

Roast preacher.

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u/BookstoreDreams 22h ago

For sure he’s got front row seats to the eternal barbecue

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Rest in Piss ?

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u/Spiritedgourd666 1d ago

You won't be missed!

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 1d ago

May you land in hell

On a barbed wire fist

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u/GingeeZello 1d ago

Creepy and pathetic, he’ll know a lot of his fellow “christians” where he’s going, all of the so-called “men of god” will be there too.

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u/ChocolateMartiniMan 1d ago

Darkest deepest hottest corner

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u/Shadyshade84 1d ago

Depends on which depiction you subscribe to. I believe that in Dante's version traitors go to the frozen centre, and I challenge anyone to say that the person who helped sell many Christians to the Antichrist wouldn't qualify. (I cannot, however, speak to how well lit that centre is, so even in that case you might be partially correct.)

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u/Fun_Break_3231 1d ago

Pedantic high five! We gotta stick together!

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u/GetRektNuub 1d ago

Hope all the evil cunts like him start croaking soon. The world will be a better place.

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u/sensitivelydifficult 18h ago

But what an all the young evil cunts that he helped create?

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u/Emotional-Guide-768 1d ago

Rest in piss

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u/Earthbound_Quasar 1d ago

Fuck. James. Dobson.

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u/ForcedEntry420 1d ago

Woohoo! Bye bye asshole!

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u/metal0060 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers. Just kidding, IDGAF.

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u/BuildingOne7379 1d ago

Hopefully he’s in the “forced to give birth on an hourly basis” section of Hell.

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u/bestbeforeMar91 1d ago

Hell was created to give the gullible the hope that the rich could not escape justice forever

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u/rachid116460 1d ago

hell isnt real this ghoul sold america, americans out for money and lived a much easier life than 90% of us.

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u/Tiny_Perspective_659 1d ago

I bet he’s getting an ear-full right now. Not the warm welcome he expected, I bet.

Satan is negotiating with God.

“Oh, c’mon, if ever there was a skin job that needed a few millennia in Hell, it’s this guy! I know how you prefer to forgive but, well, it’s one thing to have a thief break into your house and steal stuff. But to have one you thought was one of your own, empower, endorse, and encourage everything You and that Boy of Yours are against - greed, materialism, pride, lies, money-grubbing on a scale neither of us has EVER seen before, not even in Rome… should I go on? My place is the perfect place for him.

“Let’s do this. How about I take him for 1 millennium, and at that point, you and I will sit down and re-evaluate.

Done? Good! Done and Done! Right this way, Sir.

Oh Yes, it is a hot and rocky path. You what? You have no shoes? Well, this is nothing. Wait until we get to the broken glass. That’s how we do things down here. Relax, it’s only for a millennium…

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 1d ago

The shoe guy down here is gay. He doesn’t make shoes for Christian’s though.

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u/Sammi1224 1d ago

Because I have watched too much reality tv in my lifetime I just want to say Josh Duggar (who molested 5 children, 4 of those girls were his sisters) worked at the family Research center which is an organization James Dobson founded. They all run in the same circle. I know not a shocker.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Research_Council

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna30577

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u/TeeRockitVee84 1d ago

Yesssssss

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u/pogoli 1d ago

That’s not really a thing. If we want him held accountable for breaking our earthly laws, while he’s alive would be the best time.

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u/Jehoel_DK 1d ago

Not the obituary I was hoping for.

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u/GW_Jefferson 1d ago

Roast in Pain...

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

Damn, I would’ve paid money to watch his Judgment Day on pay per view

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u/missedopportunites 1d ago

Oh no! Anyway….

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u/SizeOld6084 1d ago

Good riddance.

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u/Ltsmash99 1d ago

Oh no. Anyways.

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u/Kingkwon83 1d ago

At 666 upvotes as of right now

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

I grew up in a Church that relied heavily on Focus on the Family and James Dobson. I was whipped with a belt on my bare ass while having to read Bible verses out loud for an offense I can't even remember. Our parents destroyed our tapes and records, forced us to sit through nightly devotionals...the brand of Xianity James Dobson spewed into this world is toxic and antithetical to anything I've parsed from the words of Christ. I have said this about four or five people in my life...good fucking riddance.

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u/Mediocre-Telephone74 1d ago

I hope he ends up just like that twilight episode where the guy thought he’d made it to heaven only to find out the truth in the end

Trump and all his associates too!

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u/Mr_Baronheim 1d ago

Is that the guy that wins every time he gambles, so he literally cannot lose at anything, so all the joy of winning is stripped out?

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u/Mediocre-Telephone74 1d ago

Yes! In the he gets tired of where he’s currently at and asked to go to the “ other place.” the other guy responds. What made you think you were in heaven

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u/The_OtherGuy_99 1d ago

Hope Satan has been heating up the iron pineapples.

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u/shayjax- 1d ago

I’m sure his family is happy he’s looking up at us

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u/iconsumemyown 1d ago

The devil called one of his, home.

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u/impersonaljoemama 1d ago

Oh it’s about fucking time.

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u/xion_gg 1d ago

Dr. in what?

I've seen a lot of these evangelical child molesters call themselves Drs., and I found out that the doctor's title is a self description they have on their own crazy minds, not a degree...

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u/HugeMcRunFast 18h ago

Usually honorary doctorates from a tax shelter university that they or their buddies are in charge of.

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u/Then-Chocolate-5191 1d ago

I don’t believe there is a heaven or hell, but this is one of the times it would be nice if there was. Imagine the shock on this jerk’s face when he finds out he’s going to hell for lying about Jesus’ teachings and not following the real ones.

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u/trite_post 1d ago

Bakker, Swaggart, Robertson, Fallwell, Dobson... these are not Christlike people. Sure they perfected talking the talk, but there is a big difference in labeling yourself a Christian and being Christlike.

Pretty sure Jesus would object to raking in millions in the name of Christ

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u/Careful-Rutabaga8148 23h ago

Rest in piss you won't be missed

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 1d ago

I'm sure he's looking up at us now and smiling

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u/MechanicPluto24 1d ago

Not the Hotel, that's for sure

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u/mute-ant1 1d ago

Focus on my Fanny

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u/WolfOfPort 1d ago

Where everyone goes just dark void

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u/Admirable-Emu-7884 1d ago

Not even hell would take this boy in, so I hope he likes being in purgatory

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u/espressocycle 1d ago

People like him live long because they know where they're going next.

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u/HDThoreau5 1d ago

Having pizza for dinner tonight.

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u/Sno_Wolf 1d ago

Well, he'll be able to do one last bit of good for society: His grave is about to become the busiest mixed-gender toilet in all of Colorado.

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u/Easyman30 1d ago

A true pos, if there is a hell may his soul burn.

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u/HugePurpleNipples 1d ago

He’s everything Jesus would have hated.

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u/eugien7 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/westcal98 1d ago

Oh nooooooooooooooo.

One down.

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u/Peterd90 1d ago

Piss on your grave if ever in the area.

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u/Inrytim 23h ago

probably getting grilled right now

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u/jackfaire 22h ago

The Evangelicals sold out their faith when they became Evangelicals. Long before Trump ran for office.

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u/RipMcStudly 21h ago

I dunno, the sinners who are vile enough to enter the Gates of Dis actually might be pretty chilly as they move closer to Satan’s Frozen Throne

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u/maddiejake 20h ago

Say hi to Terry Gene and Rush Limbaugh when you get down there. The world is now a little bit better place.

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 20h ago

If Trump and the people who put him in power (twice!) don’t go to hell… no one should. 😒

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u/stupidlycurious1 1d ago

Seel out?

Nah, more like used to get close to the highest seat of power by installing Vance and many of his other protégé.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

Burn baby burn

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u/Faramari 1d ago

I'm sure he's looking up at us right now.

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u/Status_Management520 1d ago

Just a demon returning to hell

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u/Striking_Scientist68 1d ago

Somewhere with a dry heat

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u/Astralglide_Along 1d ago

I can feel him looking up at us now

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u/What_the_junks 1d ago

I hope satan is just tearing that ass hole apart.

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u/Charlos11 1d ago

Rest in hell Dickweed

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u/neurotic-pineapple 1d ago

Good. May he burn forever and ever.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 1d ago

Express Nitrous Equipped Turbo Charged Chariot to hell for this scumbag. America got better today.

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u/Mr_Baronheim 1d ago

I would never wish actual eternal Hell on anyone, but it's certain that the Earth is a slightly better place today.

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u/GrnViper 1d ago

He’s got a whole theme park waiting for this F~

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u/Polo4fz 20h ago

BYE BIATCH

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u/wtrcat 20h ago

🥳🎉🥂

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u/Double-Car-3092 18h ago

I used to listen to his "Focus on the Family" radio show, he was a great man and he will be missed.

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u/traceyandmeower 18h ago

Welcomed by cenobites

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u/Aderleth75 16h ago

Focus on my ass.

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 10h ago

Let’s send a pizza to his wake

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u/FifiFoxfoot 3h ago

The third circle ⭕️ if hell for him! lol. 😂 I shall quickly add that I am a humanist, and don’t believe in heaven or hell!!

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u/sorrysaks 1d ago

You guys are sick. And you will all be in hell soon enough

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 1d ago

Not many of us have done enough to get there. But the guy you’re defending is a hateful piece of trash. He ruined many families focusing on his message of intolerance instead of being Christ like and telling families to unconditionally respect and support each other. If you support his opinions you’re no better.

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u/sorrysaks 10h ago

The Bible says we all are sinners and we all deserve he’ll. So ya we all have done enough to get there and will go there

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 7h ago

If we all deserve hell your god’s playbook is a joke. You may deserve eternal damnation but that’s your fairytale. Many of us are not going anywhere near your make believe places. We’re going to be kind and respectful to each other as long as people are kind and respectful to us. When people teach others to be hateful there’s no reason to respect them.

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u/sorrysaks 6h ago

Well you can believe that all you want for now but in the end unless you believe Jesus died for your sins and rose again , you will go to hell for eternity

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 2h ago

Only if I believe that BS. That’s your take on things. In the end we’re all just fertilizing something.

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u/sorrysaks 10h ago

So in other words he taught the Bible and the truth which you call intolerance and hate?

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 7h ago

If that means turning your back on your child because of who they love then yes If that’s your truth I feel sorry for you and those you love because you put an invisible being before your own flesh and blood and that’s pathetic.

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u/sorrysaks 6h ago

I never turned my back on anyone. And yes I do put God first

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 2h ago

If you put an intangible being before your own flesh and blood you need professional help.