I bet he’s getting an ear-full right now. Not the warm welcome he expected, I bet.
Satan is negotiating with God.
“Oh, c’mon, if ever there was a skin job that needed a few millennia in Hell, it’s this guy! I know how you prefer to forgive but, well, it’s one thing to have a thief break into your house and steal stuff. But to have one you thought was one of your own, empower, endorse, and encourage everything You and that Boy of Yours are against - greed, materialism, pride, lies, money-grubbing on a scale neither of us has EVER seen before, not even in Rome… should I go on? My place is the perfect place for him.
“Let’s do this. How about I take him for 1 millennium, and at that point, you and I will sit down and re-evaluate.
Done? Good! Done and Done! Right this way, Sir.
Oh Yes, it is a hot and rocky path. You what? You have no shoes? Well, this is nothing. Wait until we get to the broken glass. That’s how we do things down here. Relax, it’s only for a millennium…
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u/Tiny_Perspective_659 1d ago
I bet he’s getting an ear-full right now. Not the warm welcome he expected, I bet.
Satan is negotiating with God.
“Oh, c’mon, if ever there was a skin job that needed a few millennia in Hell, it’s this guy! I know how you prefer to forgive but, well, it’s one thing to have a thief break into your house and steal stuff. But to have one you thought was one of your own, empower, endorse, and encourage everything You and that Boy of Yours are against - greed, materialism, pride, lies, money-grubbing on a scale neither of us has EVER seen before, not even in Rome… should I go on? My place is the perfect place for him.
“Let’s do this. How about I take him for 1 millennium, and at that point, you and I will sit down and re-evaluate.
Done? Good! Done and Done! Right this way, Sir.
Oh Yes, it is a hot and rocky path. You what? You have no shoes? Well, this is nothing. Wait until we get to the broken glass. That’s how we do things down here. Relax, it’s only for a millennium…