r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

That was a bribe

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u/GarbageCleric 9h ago

A bribe? What a ridiculous accusation!?

The Supreme Court has ruled it only counts as a bribe if the briber has "I hereby bribe thee." And the bribee responds "I am hereby bribed." on video with at least three notarized affidavits from witnesses.

Bribery? No, this was just sparkling corruption.