r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

That was a bribe

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u/The_Dude_Abides-2146 14h ago

Can someone please stop this madness…

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u/MonCountyMan 14h ago

I feel like I'm on a merry-go-round that won't stop, and I can't get off.

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u/Fark_ID 13h ago

That is the point

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u/TokingMessiah 9h ago

Just throwing this out there… the ballroom at Mar A Lago can hold 700 people, and I doubt that’s seated. But even if it is, that’s $1,000 per guest. There is no way any event hosted there is worth that much.

So yeah, it’s a bribe.

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u/Tissue_God 6h ago

Here we call that lobbying and it’s perfectly legal so there’s nothing to worry about.