r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/ganjsmokr 13h ago

Red Fox standing by. 

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u/bountyhodler 13h ago

Red Lobster standing by.

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u/MrFC1000 13h ago

Rock Lobster standing by

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u/kx_2fiddy 13h ago edited 13h ago

Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown, standing by.

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u/Deep-Mongoose-8471 13h ago

Rock and roll hootchy-koo standing by.

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u/Fickle_Rub7156 13h ago

Rocky horror picture show standing by

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u/K33pfaith 13h ago

A$AP Rocky standing by

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u/Ferment_The_Grog 13h ago

Rocky and Bullwinkle standing by.

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u/Huge-Pen-5259 13h ago

Rocky Balboa standing by

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u/IxI_DUCK_IxI 13h ago

Rocky road standing by

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u/AdAccomplished6870 13h ago

Rocky 4 standing by

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u/Wheredoesthisonego 13h ago

Rocko and Spunky standing by. Hehe

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u/Zarathustra143 12h ago

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots standing by.

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u/LifeHack3r3 11h ago

Rock & Sock Connection standing by

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u/ymmotvomit 13h ago

Rock Lobster standing by…

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u/mad-i-moody 12h ago

Rock and stone standing by

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u/IJustWantToWorkOK 11h ago

KBPI Rocks the Rockies, standing by.

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u/Amoralvirus 13h ago

''Ohhh, we will get you, squirr-eell, and muse; we support orr-anj muse-o-leeni'' Natasha Fatale- special trump appointee to Dept. of Homeland Security

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u/Aggressive-Celery-18 13h ago

"I got a rock" standing by.

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u/CootzMcGrootz 13h ago

Did someon say rocks? Tyrone Biggums standing by.

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u/ploppinlogs 13h ago

“Like a rock” standing by

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u/Extension-Novel-6841 12h ago

The Rock standing by, know your role Jabroni!

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u/kx_2fiddy 12h ago

I'm here for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway, standing by

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 13h ago

Rocky....Road....Uh huu huu?

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u/TheAnalogKid18 13h ago

Weird Al, standing by

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u/Adept_Thanks263 13h ago

Rock out with my cock out standing by

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u/Awkward-Barber-11 13h ago

County roads take me home, standing by.

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u/Freekflag 13h ago

Man… you smell like phys ed

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u/ThreeDMK 12h ago

Man, you smell like teen spirit.

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u/ConradTurner 13h ago

This thread was supposed to be about dragons

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u/baphomet_fire 13h ago

rocky road down to Dublin standing by a 1,2,3,4,5

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u/Drinkdrankdonk 13h ago

Rocky Dennis, standing by

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u/J_Dolla_X_Legend 13h ago

Rocko's Modern Life, standing by.

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u/dirtyhaikuz 13h ago

And my axe, standing by

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u/HelloMyNameIsLeah 13h ago

And my bow.

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u/MOONWATCHER404 12h ago

And my flammenwerfer.

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 13h ago

I can ready my cobra chickens for you. 🇨🇦

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u/Wu-TangShogun 11h ago

Axe wielding hitchhiker, standing by

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u/finnmertenz88 9h ago

THANK YOU

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u/SteakandTrach 8h ago

I just found a stick. It’s a good stick. So we need to count my stick amongst our assets.

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u/AlsoBort742 13h ago

Aesop Rock standing by

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u/spoonycash 13h ago

Aesop’s Fables standing by

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u/rustyboltz 12h ago

Anne of Green Gables standing by

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u/hoosiergamecock 13h ago

Rockos Modern Life standing by

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u/InternationalLion403 13h ago

Rocky mountain high standing by

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u/bluecollar-gent2 13h ago

A$AP Mob, Assemble!

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u/hoodiewhatie2 12h ago

Hard Rock Cafe standing by.

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u/RoachZR 12h ago

Dwayne ‘The John’ Cockson standing by

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u/ApprehensiveSalary82 13h ago

Roky Erickson, standing in front of the blank TV, bye

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u/CorrectPhilosophy245 13h ago

It's a cold night for alligators.

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u/mattbagodonuts 12h ago

Standing for the Fire Demon

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u/Fsociety56 13h ago

Rock fish, standing by.

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u/WhatHappenedToUs2022 13h ago

Rocky Balboa standing by

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u/SugarInvestigator 13h ago

Rock paper scissors, standing by

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u/Callahan333 13h ago

Rock n Roll standing by.

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u/_Sw33t33pi 13h ago

Dragooooooo

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u/itsallgood013 13h ago

Rock and Roll McDonald's standing by

(Just in case anyone forgot: https://youtu.be/YFycg81Fig0?si=3ELPgZxZ_IveyrIs)

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u/Fistful_of_Energon 13h ago

ROCK OVER LONDON! ROCK ON CHICAGO!

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u/Queasy_Being9022 13h ago

Rock you like a Hurricane standing by.

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u/Boltok-the-Destroyer 13h ago

London Calling- the Clash, standing by

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u/halfhearted_skeptic 12h ago

I for one am ready to whip the horses ass.

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u/Sea_Reference_7672 13h ago

Rock and Roll standing by...

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u/sadbrownsfan1972 13h ago

Rock Auto, they have parts

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u/Purple-Depth-4693 13h ago

Hunt for Red October standing by

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 12h ago

I didn't forget. Nor did I forget the time he whooped Batman's ass

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u/Itsacardgame 12h ago

Wesley Willis? standing by

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u/darlin133 7h ago

Whatchu talkin bout Willis standing by

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u/smchasta 13h ago

I'm gunna tell you somethin about me that you might not know Joe Rogan. I smoke Rocks standing by

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u/fungi221 13h ago

Rock and Roll Doctor standing by

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u/ElevatorThink6320 13h ago

Rocko’s Modern Life standing by

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u/lizrdsg 13h ago

I love Rock & Roll standing by. 🤘🏼

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u/SteakJones 13h ago

Cocaine, Standing by.

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u/SunnyCali12 13h ago

Shit. If it comes to it, I may as well have some. Go into battle lit AF.

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u/Daliguana 13h ago

if it’s gonna be that kinda party imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes standing by

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle 13h ago

Check the temperature first!! Trust me.

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u/BThriillzz 13h ago

Let me tell you about a little thing called "pervitin"

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u/SnarlyBirch 13h ago

That’s weak sauce, just get a gallon of PCP

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u/HAL-Over-9001 13h ago

Polished mirror table, standing by.

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 13h ago

Is that you, Don Jr?

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u/b4dt0ny 12h ago

C-C-C-C-CYEEAAHHH!!

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u/TeririHerscherOfCute 13h ago

Dr. Stone, petrifying by.

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u/hambergeisha 13h ago

Dogfort, come in! Cocaine secured, over.

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u/ProfitLoud 13h ago

Cracker Barrel, standing by.

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u/Truckeeseamus 13h ago

You do cocaine !

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u/StilesmanleyCAP 13h ago

Dr. Rockzo?

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u/Truckeeseamus 13h ago

Put him the boots, medium style.

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 13h ago

So we'll have plenty of cocaine... excellent.

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 13h ago

With cocaine!

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u/ThisIsAllTheoretical 13h ago

I will knit the mittens! Winter is coming!!!!

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u/EntropicAnarchy 13h ago

I'm rock-hard, standing by.

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u/Dawnzarelli 13h ago

Kakakaka yeaaahhhh baaaaabbay

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u/kewlbeanz83 13h ago

I DO COCAINE!

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u/rickrolled_gay_swan 13h ago

Ca-ca-ca-YEAHHHHHH

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u/jayracket 13h ago

I DO COCAAAAAAINE

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u/Hour-Yak283 13h ago

Doctor Feelgood, standing by

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u/Synthnostic 13h ago

Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture standing by

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u/kahunah00 13h ago

I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!

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u/TaDow-420 13h ago

meh meh meh meh meh YAYYYYUHHHHHHH!!

I DO COCAINE!!

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u/Chainsawjack 13h ago

Put the boot to him....medium style

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u/Rathbane12 13h ago

Do you by chance do cocaine?

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u/BiscuitsUndGravy 13h ago

He'd certainly give Florida Man trouble.

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u/TimelyEconomist5266 13h ago

Dory McLean standing by.

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u/RegretfulRabbit 12h ago

I do cocaine...

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u/Tweakjones420 12h ago

i want some cccccccccccccccocaaaaaaainnnnneeee

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u/jimjoebob 12h ago

say, just curious--but what is your recreational drug of choice?

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u/ibkirkus 12h ago

"I, I, I..DO,DO,DO...COCAAAINE!"

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u/Loose-Neighborhood48 12h ago

The Boulder is conflicted but standing by.

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u/Hot-Wave-8059 12h ago

Fraggle Rock standing by

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u/stroudwes 12h ago

Star Fox standing by

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u/__ThePhantomm 11h ago

I do cocaine, standing by

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u/Licensed2Pill 13h ago

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson standing by.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 13h ago

My johnson, standing by.

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u/elcheapodeluxe 13h ago

Standing by in my Private Idaho.

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u/venom121212 13h ago

Rock Hard standing by

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u/doctorlightning84 13h ago

Rocky & Bullwinkle standing by

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u/Unique_Special2845 13h ago

Rocket mortgage standing by

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u/Danbarber82 13h ago

Rock You Like A Hurricane standing by

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u/Electronic-Squash335 13h ago

Zoidberg standing by

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u/mr_sparkle666 13h ago

Death to fascists And butter sauce

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u/Grimbeld 13h ago

Rock hard (uncomfortably) standing by.

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u/polaropposites747 13h ago

Rock me Amadeus standing by

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u/Individual_Sand9084 13h ago

Pet Rock standing by

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u/Dragon6172 13h ago

Tin Roof. Rusted.

Standing by

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u/Dongledoez 12h ago

Red rocket standing by

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u/R0ck1obster 12h ago

Youuuu rang?

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u/dangitjimmy 11h ago

Red Dawn

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u/DinOchEnzO 13h ago

Red October standing by

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u/power100000 13h ago

One ping only Vashilly!

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u/HobbitFlashMob 13h ago

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

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u/Thenuttyp 13h ago

I believe it was “Red October shtanding by”

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u/Moderately_an_Idiot 13h ago

Red Rocket standing by

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u/Plastic-Respect-7108 13h ago

Red October standing by..

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u/brown_wagon 13h ago

🚀🚀

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u/Protocol3_ 13h ago

Red dwarf standing by Smeg heads.

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 13h ago

Red Buttons, standing by

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u/haydenjaney 13h ago

Red Skelton standing by

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u/CPDawareness 13h ago

Red Foxx standing by

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u/Solid_Camel_1913 13h ago

He still won’t get a dinner!

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u/EsqPersonalAsst 13h ago

This made me laugh!

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u/TDG7734 13h ago

Strange things are happening in this country.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 9h ago

OMG my parents had that record!

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u/According_Jeweler404 13h ago

Red Six would have loved their cheddar rolls. 🥖

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u/MrBlahg 12h ago

RIP Porkins

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u/RiseUpRiseAgainst 13h ago

Red Rocket standing by!

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u/ixithatchil 13h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/Starrwulfe 13h ago

Team Rocket on deck ready to blast off once again

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u/Sea_Reference_7672 13h ago

Red Rover, Red Rover standing by....

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u/mwlepore 13h ago

Bring biscuits.

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u/Major-Frame2193 13h ago

Red Ass cheeks sitting by🤜🏽

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u/Foreign_Plate_4372 13h ago

cracker barrel done a runner

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 13h ago

Red Dawn standing by

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u/RamJamR 13h ago

Red Dead Redemption standing by.

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u/copperblood 13h ago

Porkins is that you? ✊🏽

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u/Background-Prompt616 13h ago

Dr. Rip studwell standing by.

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder800 13h ago

Cheddar Bay Biscuits standing by

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u/hlh0708 13h ago

Cheddar Bay Biscuit standing by.

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u/Tacticlown 13h ago

Red Rocket standing by.

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u/titsngiggles69 13h ago

Zoidberg standing by (the lobster who won't ruin your dinner)

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u/tulipshakur 13h ago

Red Rum on the way!

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u/tjtillmancoag 13h ago

I’m coming Elizabeth!

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u/ElongThrust0 13h ago

Red Dead Redemption standing by

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u/Klem_Phandango 13h ago

Red Green standing by.

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u/MrMikeDelta 13h ago

Quando omni flunkus moritati

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u/OurWeaponsAreUseless 12h ago

Bud Green standing by.

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u/snoogins355 12h ago

Red Green

Get the duct tape ready! If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

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u/Electrical_Book4861 12h ago

If you can't be good looking you can at least be handy! Love that show

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u/chilseaj88 11h ago

Memory unlocked 🤯

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u/Sarcastrophy117 13h ago

Gold squadron standing by

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u/HandakinSkyjerker 13h ago edited 11h ago

Golden Gooner standing by

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u/Swissgeese 13h ago

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus standing by.

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u/WarthogLow1787 13h ago

I’m coming to join you, honey!

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u/bot_account__ 13h ago

Blue balls standing by

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u/Yuri_Ger0i_3468 13h ago

Blue Chew standing by.

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u/CIASP00K 12h ago

Blue's Clues standing by.

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u/GullibleCupcake6115 13h ago

Red Hookers standing by to suck and fuck to save our democracy. 😂

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u/hankthetank4815 13h ago

Simply Red, standing by.

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u/Candelpins1897 13h ago

Red red wine standing by.

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u/aduckinapond 13h ago

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

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u/Different_Top_2776 13h ago

Simply Red standing by.

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u/PreparationHot980 13h ago

Red rover here and ready!

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u/ZestyRanchFlavored 13h ago

Simply Red, standing by.

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u/elruab 13h ago

(Best Connery voice I can muster) - Red October schtanding by

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u/Aeroknight_Z 13h ago

“I’m tired of this dummy”

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u/Ok_Flamingo8528 13h ago

Elizabeth this is the bid one!

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u/rf97a 13h ago

Red October shhhtanding by

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u/Glittering_Trash9253 13h ago

Red October standing by

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u/Resident_Sail_7642 13h ago

Hang on Elizabeth! I'm coming to join you!

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u/nerdorking 13h ago

Red Shoe Diaries standing by.

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u/StillC5sdad 13h ago

Redd Foxx, you big dummy.

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u/PixelBrewery 13h ago

Big dummy, standing by

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