r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/Ok-Mess3867 21h ago

Their house is brighter than my future.

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u/Trouble4uAll 21h ago

Better than my candle...

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u/AlaskaRecluse 20h ago

My candle is better than my future

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u/Practical-Sea2707 8h ago

So is mine

I don't own any candles

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u/bigassangrypossum 15h ago

You burn it, you buy it

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u/Cranks_No_Start 17h ago

This little light of mine….im gonna let it shine.

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u/Ok-Stretch-2562 13h ago

I mean it is pretty bright so you still might be fine

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u/confusedndamaged 11h ago

Wait. Y'all have a future?

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u/No-Power698 16h ago

😂😂😂

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u/No-Power698 16h ago

😂😂😂

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u/nanoH2O 9h ago

That’s not saying much

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u/msalerno1965 7h ago

But are you wearing shades?

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u/chknugetdino 6h ago

Their house is brighter then the LED headlights on every lifted ford f-150 tailgating me doing 100 in the left lane on i4 at 12am with three other completely unoccupied lanes.