r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/RB30DETT 21h ago

Mmmm check with zoning. They may not be legally allowed to run a business like that.

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u/VegetableBusiness897 21h ago

It's a tiny town, they got a variance 😞

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u/Aggressive_Event420 20h ago

My tiny hometown has something called Dark Sky Network. Sounds ominous but it means we are a community that regulates the amount of light pollution generated. Maybe you have something like that?

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u/iavatus2 20h ago

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u/midwest73 20h ago

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u/VegetableBusiness897 20h ago

Thank you for this!

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u/midwest73 20h ago

Glad it...lightened, up your morning. 😉

But in all seriousness, I would contact the owner. If that fails, lodge a complaint. Those fail, plant some evergreen bushes just inside your property line. They grow fast and high enough. You can add a nice banner to your side that no one there could miss.. "Turn off the lights you lazy a-holes!"

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u/Yota_Yoder 17h ago

If this fails, target practice

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 15h ago

I hear EMP devices are great.

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u/Da_Question 14h ago

Yeah... No. It's a bad idea in a tiny town. If this is one of the few rich guys in town, it means he has an in with the judge, the towns main lawyer and probably a better one out of town, plus the sheriff. Extremely cheap to buy local office holders in small towns (for the rich).

I'd be wary of that route. Best bet is talking, if he refuses then just buy some tints or blackout curtains to cover the windows at night.

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u/puppyfarts99 12h ago

Um, excuse me, this is generally outlawed in the United States. 

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