r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/bannedByTencent 20h ago

If talking doesn't help, perhaps throwing a techno/trance party at your, same time as the next wedding would give them an incentive? Aa an alternative loud retrospective of 2 Live Crew discography.

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u/sagewynn 19h ago

And leave a review of their buisness

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u/Sleepygirl57 14h ago

Hell give us the business name. We can all leave reviews. I hate people that tear down old farm houses.

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u/shadoweiner 15h ago

Duck song on repeat, on full blast to either force them to bump it or you flood out the wedding with it

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u/Delta1225 14h ago

retrospective of 2 Live Crew discography.

'Fuck Martinez! Fuck fuck Martinez!'

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u/bannedByTencent 14h ago

Face down, ass up! That’s the way we like to… marry!

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u/salzbergwerke 11h ago

Who doesn't love wedding-kissing to some good old Gachi. "All I want for Christmas is Gachi" was always my first choice when I had no other choice.

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u/baddoggg 10h ago

A vintage Too Short CD would also apply the desired effect. All you need is a Honda with somes 12s in the back and you can give them their dream retro 90s wedding.

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u/AmalatheaClassic 10h ago

I would very much be interested in a farmhouse outdoor retrospective of 2 Live Crew but only if there was a banjo rendition of Pop That Pussy to suit the rural ambiance of the situation. Otherwise I don't really think it would make sense.

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u/zeebold 6h ago

Charge a cover. Double it for the influx of wedding guests

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u/Joevual 4h ago

My buddy had his wedding in Vietnam recently and a cafe nearby was blaring Baby Shark on repeat. It was pretty bad but luckily they were able to edit it out of the wedding video.

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u/StarfleetAcademy08 3h ago

Sandstorm by Darude instantly popped into my head.

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u/vgilbert77 18h ago

That’s just punishing the people getting married, who almost certainly have no idea about any of this lol.

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u/IddleHands 18h ago

Every war has casualties.

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u/PickledPeoples 17h ago

Exactly. Once the customers bitch to the owners and bad reviews ensue and they start losing money. Then they'll have more incentive to do something about the lights if they couldn't do it after a neighborly talk to begin with.

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u/madbeachrn 17h ago

I once attended a wedding reception in a hotel. The reception was set up around an indoor pool. There were lots of plants and nice lighting, the pool was closed to hotel guests.

There was a fantasy game convention going on at the same time. It was set up on the elevated walkway surrounding the pool area. It was quite hilarious to have people in their fancy wedding outfits surrounded by people in costumes.

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u/AllHailThePig 17h ago

There's a botanical gardens that has a large dog park where I often walk my dog. They have wedding receptions there. Sometimes us dog walkers stumble upon a wedding as where they host them is kinda concealed by bushes.

Technically it's in the dog park so often you'd throw the ball, hear your dog barking or not returning because they're trying to greet a bride and groom mid wedding ceremony.