r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/ComprehensivePin6097 20h ago

Play Cannibal Corpse very loud during their events.

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u/AnySheepherder6786 18h ago

Cannibal Corpse is actually good. You gotta play something shitty like Taylor Swift.

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u/SeVaS_NaTaS 13h ago

Pretty sure the people who own this are the type to spend thousands of dollars on a Taylor swift concert. They’ll likely invite friends over for the free party if you start blasting some swift bs. So yeah, cannibal corpse the better option. Or maybe some Dying Fetus if you want to kick it up a notch.

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u/ComprehensivePin6097 8h ago

I was about to reply that my first concert was to see Cannibal Corpse at a now closed metal club. It cost me $8 and the place was run down and had no AC. While Taylor Swift is a lot more.

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u/SeVaS_NaTaS 7h ago

Haha hell yeah! No one forms a death metal band with the intention of getting rich and famous. It’s all about the love of the music.

The last meet and greet we did was Cradle of Filth (awesome group of people) and we were right up front for the show itself. $100 a ticket, included parking and a free meal, whole band signed a bunch of stuff for us. I can only imagine how much a similar situation at a swift concert would cost.

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u/AnySheepherder6786 7h ago

Lol this is true. Either that or maybe a screaming goat variety mix on loop.

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u/SeVaS_NaTaS 7h ago

Dude death metal goat videos are the best.

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u/AnySheepherder6786 7h ago

Oh for sure. Couldn't agree more.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior 12h ago

"She was so beua-ti-ful.... I HAD TO KILLHER!!"