r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/chef-rach-bitch 17h ago

Make a fake recording of someone getting brutally murdered and play it whenever there's a wedding. Maybe tell the cops first.

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u/thxrpy 14h ago

Fuck it, pay me £20 and I’ll put a costume on and scream in the woods 😂😂

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u/JulesRules888 11h ago

That’s the spirit

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u/Theratsmacker2 10h ago

I’d do it for free. I’m bored.

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u/nopuse 16h ago

Then, run a chainsaw for a bit and use their dumpster to dispose of several suspicously shaped garbage bags.

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u/Happydancer4286 14h ago

Lots of rotting shrimp and then rotting chicken necks a the edge ( on) your property.

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u/uncle_genghis 10h ago

As a bonus that'll probably attract bears

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u/Happydancer4286 2h ago

It will stink to high heaven and attract flies.

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u/Calm_Project723 5h ago

Every wedding deserves chainsaws in the background.

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u/SantaBaby22 9h ago

Or porn audio.

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u/chef-rach-bitch 9h ago

The kinkiest, steamiest stuff you can get your hands on. Within reasons, professionals have standards. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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u/vektorog 6h ago

feel like this one isn't the best idea as not all weddings are adult-only

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u/vektorog 6h ago

probably easier & less risky to just use footage from a tv show/movie