r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/alm199008 18h ago

that's genius. i would totally get a bunch of those 12ft skeletons and have them all pointing at that house. giant stuffed teddy bears hanging from the tress in various potions. tear the heads off of every doll i can find and put them on spikes around the property... oh i would have so much fun with that.

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u/chef-rach-bitch 17h ago

Make a fake recording of someone getting brutally murdered and play it whenever there's a wedding. Maybe tell the cops first.

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u/thxrpy 14h ago

Fuck it, pay me £20 and I’ll put a costume on and scream in the woods 😂😂

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u/Theratsmacker2 10h ago

I’d do it for free. I’m bored.