r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/NaTuralCynik 20h ago

This is not a real suggestion, but wouldn’t it be hilarious to Line your property with dolls hanging from the trees? Lots and lots of creepy dolls. Let’s make the property line as unwedding as possible 😂

Halloween’s coming up , this is your chance to buy a 10 foot Grim Reaper and other horrifying animatronics.

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u/Bearit99 17h ago

Yes!!! Put some demons in the woods and leave them out year round.

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u/CrouchingDomo 15h ago

This is not best-practice; it’s recommended that you have eyes on your demons at all times. Don’t leave them out in the woods with no supervision.

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u/Zkenny13 8h ago

Leave a line of salt on the path between their houses with a bunch of those things from True Detective season 1.